"Cultivating immortals is a technical job. You can't always think about fighting! Even if you can't avoid it, you have to do it neatly and don't let people keep thinking about it!"

"I just want to live longer, please give me some face!"

Relived his life as a country boy.

Lu Changsheng suddenly discovered that he had awakened a very low-key "immortality" ability.

The longer you live, the better your bones and talents will be!

Thus, a low-key and kind immortal cultivator appeared in the immortal world.

Store up food and don't claim to be king!

When many former geniuses reacted, they found that the once unknown little immortal had become a giant in the immortal world!

[Break Engagement + Invincible + Decisive Killing]

Zhou Long traveled across the Tianxuan Continent, originally wanting to live a life of idleness and waiting for death, but he never expected that his parents were actually supreme emperors from the Great Thousand Worlds.

At the coming-of-age ceremony, the fiancée came to cancel the engagement, and his father, King Zhou, flew into a rage on the spot.

King Zhou: You are ready to die!

Then King Zhou confessed his identity to Zhou Long.

Zhou Long: I thought I was a second-generation rich man, but I didn’t expect that I was even more second-generation than a second-generation rich man?

While being pleasantly surprised, he also unexpectedly obtained the system.

[Ding Dong, sign in successfully, gain ten thousand years of cultivation. 】

[Ding Dong, sign in successfully, obtain an innate treasure. 】

[Ding Dong, sign in successfully, get a divine beast cub. 】

"......."

Seeing the various things the sign-in system gave me...

Jiang Mu, who transmigrated into the book, becomes the villain, and after failing to pass the plot set by the system dozens of times, finally gets the goldfinger: a diary.

[It was sunny on March 5th, Ding Nanrong’s body is very explosive, but the clothes are so ugly, ugly, and ugly…]

Ding Nanrong: “Jiang Mu, don’t think I won’t kill you!”

[On the evening of March 5th, Xue Menghan was about to break off the marriage. This nympho is so s*upid, what lines should I say?]

Xue Menghan: “You’re the nympho! You’re the one who’s s*upid! Who do you look down on!”

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I thought I would write a diary to get a reward, play the villain, finish the plot, and live a YOLO life.

But, I didn’t expect that the female protagonists actually had a copy of the diary, and they didn’t play cards according to the routine, and the plot became more and more crooked.

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The more he wrote in the diary, the further the story went from the main story.

The more he wrote to set up the heroine with MC like it’s supposed to be, the closer they got with the villain (Jiang Mu).

The more he wrote in the diary, the stronger he got. (Although happy, but it’s troubling when he had to take a beating. And it doesn’t hurt at all, had to put an extra effort’s in his villain acting skills.)

Nothing ever goes as he wishes.

Gripes have their origins and debts have their debtors. We haven’t crossed each other in days past or present, nor formed any grudges. I am but duty-bound to carry this out, so apologies in advance!

In his past life, Yang Chen was a gentle person who was oppressed for his whole life.

Now that he’s reborn, he chose to become an executioner and severs ties and grudges with his executioner’s blade, killing all that climb onto the Immortal Executioner’s Platform!

Heads will roll! Humans’ in the human realm, demons’ in the demon realm, devils’ in the devil realm and immortals’ in the immortal realm!

[Ding! The host signs in to obtain the Chaos Body and the Heavenly Tyrant Body. Do you want to merge them into the strongest divine body? ]

[Ding! The host upgrades, and reaches the five realms in a row, and is promoted to the peak of the Dragon Transformation Realm. Do you want to continue upgrading? ]

[Ding! The host signs in to obtain the Kunpeng Whale Swallowing Skill and the Divine Elephant Prison Suppression Skill. Do you want to advance to the Supreme Divine Skill? ]

Starting from the Supreme Chaos Divine Body, Yang Haotian pushed forward all the way, invincible in all realms.

In the nine heavens and ten earths, the real dragons need to crawl when they meet me.

In the immortal road, the Tianjiao bows their heads when they see me!

Slow burn!! Showbiz + Female Celebrity + One True Love + Sweet Romance + Feel-Good Story + Daily Life

Jiang Chen, a top-tier superstar in the entertainment industry, transmigrates into a parallel world—only to find out he's flash-married to the nation's goddess, Su Luowei.

So, he gives up trying and decides to live the soft life.

For three years of marriage, he hasn’t worked a single day, yet receives a generous monthly allowance from his adorable wife. Life couldn't be better.

He thought this cushy lifestyle would last forever...

Until one day, during a livestream, Su Luowei accidentally comes across lyrics and melodies he had written.

“‘The Wind Rises’?”

“The evening breeze stirs the silver strands by your temple, smoothing the scars left by memory...”

“Jiang Chen, this is what you meant when you said you didn’t understand music?!”

Faced with his wife's fierce questioning, a guilty Jiang Chen has no idea how to explain and is forced to go public with his talents.

Fine. He writes another song... “Blame It on the Moon.”

The moment the melody starts, Su Luowei’s livestream explodes with attention.

Watching his shocked wife, Jiang Chen secretly smirks.

Good thing she hasn’t found all his other drafts...

“Honey, I swear I’m completely out of inspiration!”

Traveling through time and becoming 18-year-old Sun Wukong, Saiyan Kakarot started from the world's first martial arts tournament and pretended to be a pig and ate the tiger all the way to crush all enemies Bulma, No. 18, sorry Vegeta, Krillin, you are suitable for single Super Saiyan 4 (must have)

The world is digitized, monsters are rampant, and everyone has a chance to change jobs when they turn eighteen!

Someone changed his job to become a warrior and cut off mountains and rivers with one sword! Someone changes his job to become a mage, and casts a forbidden spell to destroy the world! And Lin Ye, a boy from an orphanage who was considered by everyone to have perfect theoretical knowledge but zero practical ability, actually changed his job and became the most useless summoner?

“Hahaha, summoner? A money-burning profession that can only summon one skeleton soldier at the beginning?”

“It’s over, Lin Ye is completely useless now. What’s the use of being strong in theory?”

Just when everyone thought that Lin Ye was going to become a laughing stock, he raised the corner of his mouth and whispered: “You know nothing... about power!”

[Infinite Summoning] activated!

【God-level Contract】activate!

[Beast Soul Possession] is activated!

In an instant, the sea of ​​skeletons, the undead knights, the abyss...

A man who can't cultivate and just wants to "lay flat" becomes the chosen partner of a senior martial sister who has no intention of marrying. Thanks to a divine blessing from their marital bond, whenever his partner improves her cultivation, he receives tenfold returns. Whatever he gives her, he also gets back tenfold. As their cultivation grows, the multiplier increases too.

From that point on, Han Feng embarks on a journey of becoming stronger simply by lying down. While his partner diligently cultivates every day, he spends his time with plants, pets, and soaking up the sun...

Hard work may not guarantee success, but lying flat is definitely easy.

This book is also known as "Douluo: The beginning is due to the death of Tang Hao's parents"

In the era of Legend of the Dragon King in Douluo Dalu 3, after Sky-High Douluo Yun Ming burned out his life and left the last spark of fire for Shrek Academy, his soul was swallowed by a crack in time and space and returned to the era of Sea God Tang San 20,000 years ago, and became the grandson of Yang Wudi, the patriarch of the Broken One Clan.

A brand new story begins.

Shrek Academy's only master of the end, Yun Ming, meets the master of the revival of the generation, Tang San. What kind of sparks will be created when these two people with completely opposite personalities and dispositions collide?!!

ps: This article has no system, is anti-Shrek, is relatively not black, and ascends to become a god.