Tony Stark, you don't even dare to be yourself in the fire, how dare you say you love Pepper Potts?

Ancient One, you still ask Dormammu for power?

Too outdated, come and try Fire Keeper Credit Co., Ltd.! Fire Lord Surtur, if you don't rebel now, when will you?

Overthrow the tyranny of Asgard, freedom belongs to the fire giant!

Megatron, do you know why you can't beat Optimus Prime?

Because the fire source in your body is too outdated, here, this sinful fire is for you, you're welcome!

Diablo, want the fire of chaos?

Sure, take the little girl Leia in your body in exchange!

The ordinary and relaxed daily life of the fire kings, the special edition of the earth version of the soul of love.

Although I am a non-combustible garbage, my wife is a fire keeper, what can you do to me?

(Dad’s leisurely life of farming)

Recently, Chen Hai was invited to visit "Lu Yu You Yue".

Lu Yu: Your watermelon is 800 yuan per pound. Is that too expensive?

Chen Hai: I use this watermelon to feed pigs.

Lu Yu: Is it true that your pigs are sold for one million and rich people are rushing to buy them?

Chen Hai: They were jealous when they saw me cooking and forced me to sell it.

Lu Yu: As a live broadcaster with daily sales of over 100 million, do you have anything to say to your audience?

Chen Hai: It’s all for my daughter. I’m not interested in money.

Lu Yu: →_→I don’t believe it.

New book "This Soldier Is Not Serious"

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Traveled to Azeroth.

He dreamed of conquering the World of Warcraft, but ended up being a farmer in Nanhai Town.

Fortunately, a high elf child with magical powers was caught in the field.

Under the guidance of the elves, he discovered how to learn magic scientifically.

I must grow up as quickly as possible, because soon, Arthas, the most filial son of Lordaeron, will attack...

PS: This article has no system, it is more of a relaxed and daily article, where you can practice magic and farm.

Pseudo-siblings + teacher-student + sweet story + single male and double female protagonists

Xu Nianchu, fostered in the Zhang family as a "sister", appears to be well-behaved on the surface, but secretly develops feelings for her "brother" Zhang Yu'an.

The lively and elegant Li Yuqing originally wanted to teach her "class representative Zhang" a lesson, but she developed special feelings for him during their repeated interactions. His cleverness in fighting wits and courage and his occasional tenderness gradually wavered her.

My sister's dependence is becoming more and more ambiguous, and my teacher's concern is becoming more and more subtle...

In a complicated relationship, who will be the first to lose control?

Traveling to the world of Death, he became a member of the declining aristocratic Shiba family. He was deeply involved in Aizen's plan and was burdened with the identity of a waste. In the face of all kinds of difficulties, activate the Dionysian system.

"What? He has the ultimate free fight, killed the old master with a drunken blind fist, and knocked out the evil ghost with one punch?"

"What? When he woke up from a hangover, his physique suddenly changed, and he became a perfect genius."

"What? He sings while drunk, and he can kill people in his dreams?"

"What? Kuroyu is drinking again and talking about life with a knife..."

In this world, nothing is impossible. You can be safe and drunk, and you can become strong with a big dream.

[Boom… Boom! …Thunderstorm raged, and suddenly a bolt of lightning struck Huang Dong! ! The host was unconscious! The system automatically bound…

...Perfect system...binding with the host...

"Twenty percent..."

Ding! Perfect system binding successful, first time receiving 100 billion in cash. Huang Dong, unemployed, was dumped by his girlfriend within two hours...

Huang Dong: [What? One hundred billion...how am I supposed to spend it??]

Open an internet cafe in the Naruto world and enjoy a whole new experience.

Jin Yong's martial arts novels: practice martial arts and become stronger.

In the Legend of Sword and Fairy, you can ascend to the heavens by stepping on a sword.

A shop owner said, "This young man is quite handsome. Want to get stronger? If you want to get stronger, come to the internet cafe and play games."

A passerby asked, "How much per hour?"

A business owner said, "Ten thousand taels of silver per hour."

A passerby: "Excuse me, I'll take my leave!"

As the boss, Ge Liang felt that he wasn't born strong-willed; he was born to fail!

After living a new life, Lin Feng decided to refuse internal competition.

Stay away from the intrigues and deceptions in the workplace.

After returning to his hometown, he rented a hundred acres of fertile land and bought a farm.

He started live streaming his leisurely rural life.

At the same time, he also activated the lottery system.

He won the full-level skill right away - cooking pig food!

As Lin Feng cooked a large pot of delicious pig food.

The audience in the live broadcast room drooled and sighed:

They didn't eat as well as pigs!

After that, whether it was the wild boars that destroyed the crops in the fields.

Or the various protected animals that usually hid in the mountains.

All came to eat a bite of the pig food made by Lin Feng.

Accidentally broke into his pastoral farm!

Even those tourists who came to the village to experience the farmhouse.

Seeing the pig food cooked by Lin Feng, they were all greedy!

Lin Feng was helpless about this:

"No... it's understandable that a wild boar broke into my house..."

"But I cooked pig food! Why are you all rushing to eat it?"

[Urban setting + imaginative plot + slice-of-life + system + fast-paced, satisfying story]

Unemployed at the age of forty, Li Yu contemplated suicide.

One phone call gave him a new lease on life!

"Li Yu, I'm pregnant with your children, quadruplets!"

On the other end of the phone was the stunning flight attendant who had a passionate night with Li Yu two months ago.

Looking at the four fetal heartbeats on the ultrasound report, Li Yu gritted her teeth and decided: I'll give birth! I'll raise them!

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for making the right choice! The Super Dad System has officially awakened!]

[New Player Gift Pack: Reward includes a Dragon Soaring Villa worth 60 million!]

[The host prepares food for his wife for the first time; reward: God-level cooking skills!]

[Intimate Interaction: Kiss your wife and get a cash reward of five million!]

[Overflowing with fatherly love: A million yuan cash reward for the first time the baby's heartbeat was heard!]

[The host actively learns about childcare and is rewarded with the god-level skill "Photographic Memory".]

...

Li Yu was stunned. As long as you treat your wife and children well, you can make money indefinitely? And you can even improve various skills?

From then on, Li Yu became a doting husband and father, spending money like water on them.

Everyone was dumbfounded: No, what gives a middle-aged dad the right to be so arrogant?

Liu Ji was summoned to another world as a hero.

But his luck seemed to be bad, and he landed in the wilderness.

In order to survive, he turned into a potato without the ability to survive in the wild.

A potato growing in the wild.

Every day, it performs photosynthesis while absorbing nutrients from the earth.

It absorbs the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and gathers the essence of all things.

Then, it stayed in the soil for thousands of years.

As a result, because there was no hero, this unfortunate world was successfully destroyed.