(Dad’s leisurely life of farming)
Recently, Chen Hai was invited to visit "Lu Yu You Yue".
Lu Yu: Your watermelon is 800 yuan per pound. Is that too expensive?
Chen Hai: I use this watermelon to feed pigs.
Lu Yu: Is it true that your pigs are sold for one million and rich people are rushing to buy them?
Chen Hai: They were jealous when they saw me cooking and forced me to sell it.
Lu Yu: As a live broadcaster with daily sales of over 100 million, do you have anything to say to your audience?
Chen Hai: It’s all for my daughter. I’m not interested in money.
Lu Yu: →_→I don’t believe it.
After the college entrance examination, Su Chen accidentally slept with a strange woman.
A year later, Su Chen, who was in his sophomore year, went to see the campus beauty.
On the way, he was suddenly stopped by a strange woman.
The woman pointed to the four babies beside her, her cheeks slightly red:
"Su Chen, they are all your children."
"What's going on?"
Suddenly... "Ding
! Congratulations to the host for activating the super nanny system!" "Ding!
Congratulations to the host for successfully holding a child for the first time, and won a cash reward of 20,000 yuan!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully making milk powder for the first time, and won a property!"
Su Chen: ???
[Rebirth of the Empress] + [World-Destroying Dragon] + [Invincible Cool Article] + [Spoiling Daughter] + [Stupid Father and Daughter]
Lu Changtian transmigrated into a forbidden land teeming with foreign races—and became a young dragon.
He thought his path would be classic: fight monsters, level up, and eventually trample all races beneath him to become king of the forbidden lands.
But fate had other plans.
He found… a human baby.
Thus began the daily adventures of a silly dragon dad and his daughter.
…
My name is Bei Qinghan.
I was once the Human Race Empress.
Now I’ve become a little girl, stuck in a forbidden land full of hostile races.
Surrounded by enemies? Not worried at all—because…
“Daddy, save me!!”
“Who dares touch my daughter?!”
BOOM!
A mighty and majestic dragon descends from the skies!
The unlucky Su Qi awakened the system at the beginning and thought he would be invincible.
He didn't want to travel through time, but was forced to do so because his luck was too low.
"After this system turned the tide, the host was successfully separated from the original low-level martial arts world, but something unexpected happened in the middle and fell into the world of immortal cultivation!"
Then the system crashed.
The only good news: "I got an immortal body due to a system bug."
"I want to fill up my luck..."
"I want to be invincible!"
By chance, Lu Changsheng was brought into the sect and became a junior disciple of Qingyun Peak.
Having witnessed the cruelty of the path of spiritual practice, he decided to bide his time.
While his senior brothers were practicing, he slept; while his fellow disciples were taking trials, he slacked off. Witnessed by countless eyes, he never slacked off for ten years and had always been the quiet Sixth Brother.
Until one day, they suddenly discovered that their junior brother was extremely powerful!
One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!
Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.
The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.
But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.
“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”
“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”
“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!”
Su Ran has transmigrated, bringing along a **Super Internet Café System** to a world of xianxia fantasy.
While other transmigrators are busy using cheats to rise to power…
He quietly focuses on teaching others how to play video games:
**Monster Hunter**, **Stardew Valley**, **Chinese Paladin**, **Dynasty Warriors**, **Dark Souls**...
By the time he looks back—
It seems the entire otherworld has become hopelessly addicted to gaming.
(The Destiny Child, villain, funny, Lao Liu, the Emperor Banner with black air, anti-routine novel, fantasy, decisive killing.)
It’s reasonable for a time traveler to come to the world of cultivating immortals to be the son of destiny, right?
The Taoist bones were dug up, the mother was missing, the father was full of sorrow, and the fiancée came to break off the engagement.
This taste was just right, just when the time traveler Lin Ye was about to say the classic quote: Don't despise the young and poor.
The system is here!
But what do you mean by giving me a villain system?
I should give up being the child of destiny and become a villain?
Until he discovered that he had a powerful and mysterious background? Was his eyes dug out when he was born? Or was it done by his blood relatives?
Fine, fine, I don’t want to be the son of destiny anymore! I will make a name for myself today!!!
(This unique Destiny Child is dedicated to everyone. I hope you like it. I am a newcomer writing a novel. Please support me. I love you!)
When Xiao Yan suffered the humiliation of a broken engagement, and the Xiao family endured immense shame, when Xiao Yan shouted, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, don't bully a young man into poverty!" At this moment, the elders of the Xiao family remained calm, "Alright then, the bet is on."...
After Xiao Yan went through countless hardships, successfully broke the engagement, and returned to the Xiao family... seeing the Xiao family's foundation displayed by Patriarch Xiao Zhan, "You can make do with these resources like Dou Techniques and medicinal herbs for now, this is..."
Elder Yao: "Little Yanzi, how is your family so rich?"
Xiao Yan: "Master, I don't know either!"
..."Father, tell me this isn't true..."
"No, this is true."
Finally, the author's skill is limited, and there are some questionable or even 'toxic' points in certain settings. I hope readers will point them out in time. Any opinions can be posted for discussion. I am extremely grateful.
Ordinary flow, no system, decisive killing, not brainless, funny]
I, Li Dakai, started practicing Taoism at the age of fifty.
This is a slow-burning and refreshing article about cultivating immortals. The process is gradual and reasonable!