New book "This Soldier Is Not Serious"

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Traveled to Azeroth.

He dreamed of conquering the World of Warcraft, but ended up being a farmer in Nanhai Town.

Fortunately, a high elf child with magical powers was caught in the field.

Under the guidance of the elves, he discovered how to learn magic scientifically.

I must grow up as quickly as possible, because soon, Arthas, the most filial son of Lordaeron, will attack...

PS: This article has no system, it is more of a relaxed and daily article, where you can practice magic and farm.

In the 20th year of the Dark Portal calendar, everything grows and shadows grow.

Dick came to this world in embarrassment, he knew how turbulent the fate of this world was.

This year, the rise of the tribe has begun, and the glory of the alliance is still flying.

This year, the prince of Lordaeron set out to find Frostmourne. For whom did Theramore miss the song?

This year, thousands of years of waiting are still sad, and the shadow of the devil is already over the world.

This year, the Ashbringer first showed its edge, but the beautiful Windrunner was already killed in battle.

This year, the misty land is still hidden in history, but the deflection of the wheel of the world has been unstoppable.

If possible, Holy Light, please grant me the power to change everything…

Qi Condensation. Foundation Establishment. Core Formation. In the current world, only these three realms are known to be achievable. Nascent Soul is but a legend and the realms above it lost to the the long river of time. The modern era is known as Cultivation Civilization, a balance of power and civility, excess and moderation. While cultivation remains a secret practice, it has long since exposed itself to the mundane world, quietly intertwined with each facet of society. While the world appears to be at peace, what lies underneath is a conflict between human, cultivator, and demon, brewing for ages and waiting to implode. Yet in the wake of humanity’s rapid industrialization, qi—and consequently cultivation—is dying.

Besieged on all sides by demon and human, Xu Yangyi, our protagonist, strives to reach the apex, armed only with esoteric knowledge and his cool pragmatism, and to avenge the unjust deaths of both his parents. Embroiled in conspiracy and with adversity waiting at each turn, he is undeterred in his conquest to seek the Grand Dao and break free of this world’s shackles, claiming his title as the pioneer of an era!

Ember, who became the King of the Ring, accidentally came to the world of Genshin Impact. Facing the vibrant continent of Teyvat, Ember, who had been fighting forever, put down his sword for the first time.

What is this, a sunset fruit? Try it.

What is this, Fatui? Poke it.

What is this, normal people? Kiss.

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After putting down the sword, Yu Jin discovered that the sword can be used not only to kill people, but also has many other wonderful uses.

Slow pace + research-oriented protagonist + martial arts + demons + auto-play system

The path of martial arts is like climbing a ladder to heaven, requiring a clear understanding of realms, physical training, spiritual enlightenment, and the breaking of shackles. Each step is thorny, woven with blood and tears. It's a well-known fact that cultivation requires endurance beyond human capabilities—standing still in a pine-like posture under scorching sun, breathing in and out without ceasing in the bitter cold of night, reshaping meridians with gritted teeth, and defending one's true heart against the demons that devour one's soul. But how can a mortal body endure this endless arduous training? Even the slightest instability in one's foundation can lead to eternal damnation.

But I can "hang up"

【Cool text + Invincible flow + Closed-door practice for 100,000 years + Funny! 】

Closed for 100,000 years, traveling through thousands of worlds to find the earth!

After searching for no results, Jiangge returned to Zhenyuan Mainland.

The world and earth are changing, and countless imperial leaders think that Bao will be born!

As a result... Jiangge found that his god spoiled out and fought against the beauty emperor!

After being born, all the big guys in Zhenyuan Mainland can't sit still!

Even the beauty emperor has to serve herself personally...

First of all, I'm not a hammer, thanks.

I am Isaacs Menethil, the eldest son of the King of Lordaeron. My brother is beside me, and you should all know his name.

In a dozen years, he will personally massacre a city, then destroy the kingdom's entire navy, and finally kill our father with his own hands, turning Lordaeron into a paradise for the undead.

So should I strangle him now?

Friends who are often liked by yanderes all know that yanderes are like roses with thorns—dangerous yet beautiful.

Qi Wenshan was fortunate enough to get a yandere girlfriend.

Not that he thought it was necessarily a bad thing, but deep down, he was a little afraid. He tried to play it smart, maintaining a delicate balance between them, because he wasn’t quite ready to handle a possessive and obsessive girlfriend just yet. (Chapters 1-60)

But was it really that easy?

To her, he had always been nothing more than her doll. And would a doll ever be given free will?

Like a frog in slowly boiling water, there would come a day when he was fully cooked. All she wanted was a perfectly obedient Qi Wenshan.

"Fine, I won’t resist anymore, is that what you want?" (After Chapter 60)

"Wenshan? Did you think locking the door would keep me out?"

"Here, take this key. From now on, my door will always be open for you."

"Will you drink the love potion?" Gulp gulp gulp—he chugs it straight from the bottle.

"Will you come to the little dark room?" "Let’s go, let’s go." He brings his own luggage.

After all that, even the yandere was left speechless. "You… listen to me too well."

"Oh? You want me to be a little rebellious? Then I won’t."

Hmph, in the end, he had tamed her, hadn’t he?

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"Hehehe, this kind of Wenshan is just perfect..."

So… who tamed who? I’ll let you, dear reader, decide.

Player 1: “Why doesn’t this scarecrow feel right? Damn it, it took me a second…”

Player 2: “Is there anything wrong, the name of this wild monster is more than 40 meters long?! It’s not a human being?!”

Player 3: “Fuck, that guy brought a group of bosses to siege the city again, so let’s not let people live?!”

Mo Fan: “Children, do you have a lot of question marks?”

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After Mo Fan entered the game, he found that he had become a scarecrow next to Novice Village, a wild monster for players to level up.

Mo Fan, who became a wild monster, began to continuously upgrade and evolve from level 0, upgrade his star, merge his blood, and his attributes soared!

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PS: The book is also known as “Evolving and upgrading from a scarecrow”, “I became a scarecrow and dragging me again”, “Playing a game and playing a sense of superiority” “I really can’t believe this scarecrow is so? Zheng Wenhong judged against Jun? br>……………………

Just a few readers, they said it’s too lonely, some water friends, you know: 26709174