It is impossible to refine weapons, and I will never be able to refine weapons in this lifetime. I don’t know how to refine pills, so I can only rely on auctions to make a living. Although I often pretend to be cool and show off, this is the only way to beat the geniuses and make a living.

Main characters: Lei Yun, Feng Mengqi, Zhao Ribang,

The protagonist, Lin Fan, journeys through a world where high-level martial arts meets immortal cultivation, awakening the "Emperor of All Universes Cultivation System." From the outset, he possesses ultimate powers like "Words Make Laws Happen," "Invulnerable to All Laws," and "A Single Thought Across All Universes." However, the system forces him into a "playing dumb" mission—if his true strength is revealed, he'll be stripped of his "slacking privileges" and forced to work 997 dungeon hours. To stay safe, Lin Fan is forced to assume the personas of "good-for-nothing" and "passerby," feigning intimidation before the sons of fortune, daughters of heaven, and even old monsters. In reality, he's quietly plundering the world's fortune, conquering beauties of all races, and establishing the "Salted Fish Alliance." Ultimately, he removes his persona before the entire universe, declaring, "Actually, I've been invincible for a long time. I just didn't bother to say it."

The chaotic Tao body has been in chaos for billions of years and has been abandoned because there is no suitable way to cultivate it.

It is difficult to start a path without giving up, and even if you become an immortal, your heart for the path will never give up.

How can a golden fish stay in a pond? Once it encounters an opportunity, it will transform into a dragon!

With a time cheat in hand, the best of the best becomes the best of the best.

[Magic Cultivator + Decisive Killer + Fun-loving Person + Flexible Moral Bottom Line]

What would you do if you were immortal and could ignore all restrictions at the beginning?

Jun Lin: "I don't eat beef!"

What a joke, I'm immortal, so what's wrong with being a little arrogant?

What? Steal my things?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You look down on me?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You want to kill me?

I'm still going to explode with you!

I came here to be the emperor. If you wrong the emperor, he will not smile at you!

Anyone who stabs me to my face shall be sentenced to death, and all nine generations of his clan shall be exterminated to serve as a warning to others!

Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

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[Da Li Animation premieres July 29th; search the title on Tomato to see the PV] Earth enters an era of spiritual resurgence, and humanity begins to awaken its superpowers! Jiang Nan begins by awakening the most powerful street vendor system. Da Li potion? Detoxifying soybeans? Lucky cherries? Demand exceeds supply! The world's top tycoons, the richest people, popular streamers, and even the most powerful people flock to buy. Jiang Nan: "I'm not interested in money! I just want to cheat... er, my wish is world peace!"

The new book "Don't Call Me Devil" is being serialized hotly and is ready to be sold.

[Sign in] + [Empress] + [System] + [Invincible]

In his previous life, Yunchuan tripped and fell to death. He traveled to another world where strength is respected. He had just awakened the sign-in system and was ready to amaze everyone and become invincible in the world, but he was directly defeated by the empress.

"What? I, the invincible sword god, am being accused of being a gigolo?"

"Never mind, living off the prostitutes is also my skill!"

Yunchuan: I’m tired and suffering, but I don’t say it.

Empress: Well, you performed well, and you will suffer the consequences.

In this way, Yunchuan lived a hard life and dared not say a bad word.

Feeling both pain and happiness, Yunchuan's tears of regret flowed from his mouth!

In a parallel world, Chu He woke up and found that he had a lovely daughter!

Because he was too poor, he was kicked out by the landlord and took his daughter to interview for a record company.

The superstar system has arrived, and a god-level song has wowed the whole audience!

From then on, his songs dominated the music charts and dominated major music awards; his films repeatedly broke box office records! He single-handedly created a new era in entertainment, spanning music, film, novels, and variety shows...

By the way, he made his lovely daughter a super child star!

Chu Xiaoyu: "I'm not lying to you, my dad is super famous!"

The whole world thought he was just an ordinary person, until one day,

He slapped the Saint away!

Holy Lord: I have been cultivating immortality for hundreds of years, and you don’t even give me a bit of face?