[Relaxed + funny + invincible master + fierce bandit system + backer king + the sixth in the sect + group favorite + bullying + not a very serious cultivation, pure pickaxe~]

After five years of listening to music in the brothel, the system can no longer sit still.

[System: Brother, do you want to be invincible? As long as you complete the novice mission...]

Xu Anshan: Do you think I need it?

I am the leader of Wu Shi Peak, the number one sect in Luhua Island.

My senior sisters are all overlords in their respective areas, and my master and grandmaster dote on me in every way.

You are extremely powerful, and my master has reached the age of 15.

You are the elder of a famous family, and your master is Mei Jigui.

You are a thousand-year-old ghost, and my master Mei is now a 15-year-old.

[System: Brother, I admit that your master is indeed very strong, but if I activate the plateau bloodline, the system circle rules will be terrified when they see me. I wonder if your master can still compete with me.]

[System: My host must be protected by me! ]

Until one day——

The Demon Emperor arrived, and Xu An called his master to no avail. He saw his master called her master, and his master's master called his master, and his master's master's master called his master...

Until the void was shattered, a master from the Emperor Realm stepped through the void and came.

The Wu Shi Peak lineage’s main focus is on bullying others by taking advantage of their power!

【System: ...I don’t accept it!!!】

[System: Wait for me to go out hunting!!!]

[System: My host must be protected by me! ! ! ]

"Disciple, is that really your father?"

"Yes Master, what's wrong?"

"From now on, don't call me Master. I'll call you Young Master and you call me Master. We'll each have our own way."

"Do you see that arrogant man above?"

"Yeah, I see."

"Go up and give him a big slap in the face, then tell him who your father is!"

....

"Ding, it is detected that the host's son has offended a strong man. Based on the principle of fatherly love and filial piety, and the supremacy of fatherly love, the host's realm will be unconditionally raised to Saint!"

One day, Xiao Jinyu took the children to the fairyland...

Eldest son: So, Immortal Emperor, can you lend me your mount so I can roast it and eat it?

Xiao Jinyu: "You know, I have always been so invincible, all thanks to these rebellious sons who cause trouble and fight for their fathers!"

The Immortal Emperor can be destroyed in a snap of a finger!

[System, Entertainment Industry, Comedy, Acting, Music, Transmigration, Power Fantasy (Shuangwen)]

[AI generated summary]

After a lifetime of relentless effort, actor Ye Xiao finally lands his dream—the leading role in a major production. His triumph is cut tragically short when a freak accident on set ends his life. He reawakens to find he's been given a second chance, transmigrated into a parallel world where the entertainment industry is the most glorious and respected path one can take.

His excitement soars when a System binds to his soul, a golden ticket in a world built for stardom. However, his destiny takes a sharp, comical turn. The System, his supposed key to success, is a vast "Music Library." For Ye Xiao, a dedicated actor who is completely tone-deaf and can't read a single note of music, this is a cruel joke.

The System's first directive is an ultimatum: rise in the music world and earn points, or face a second, permanent death. Forced into a career he knows nothing about and is hilariously inept at, Ye Xiao's first request to his omnipotent System isn't for a chart-topping song, but for help enrolling in a basic music class so he can learn to decipher the "ghostly talismans" it calls sheet music.

This novel follows the comedic journey of a man who wants to be a legendary actor but is forced by a life-or-death system to become a music icon first. Armed with a library of classic hits from his old world but zero personal talent, he must reluctantly conquer the music charts, all while hilariously trying to steer his chaotic new life back to his true passion: the silver screen.

When he woke up, the former Ten Thousand Law Immortal Venerable traveled to the earth. The aura is exhausted, how can he re-cultivate? How should he punish mortals for their arrogance? And what's going on with this sweet black-bellied daughter?

"How about five hundred thousand to buy a year of your youth?"

A beautiful rich woman coveted Su Xuan's looks and offered a price.

"No." Su Xuan refused.

"Eight hundred thousand!"

"No."

"Then one million, a car, a house, plus my charming self, is that not enough?"

"Sister, don't be like this!"

Su Xuan wanted to cry but had no tears.

Because he was too handsome, women always wanted to possess him.

This made him very depressed.

But what made him even more depressed was yet to come.

"Ding, the host is detected to be too depressed, and the super rich system awakened!"

"Ding, reward the host with a five-star hotel!"

"Ding, reward the host with a billion-dollar supercar!"

"Ding, reward the host with ten townhouses..."

Su Xuan ran away because he saw women rushing towards him in groups...

Also known as: "After divorce, he became the queen's personal male assistant"

[Entertainment + Single Female Lead + Dog Food + Daily Life]

Just after divorcing his celebrity wife, Lin Zhou unexpectedly became the personal male assistant of a popular pop diva.

Coincidentally, when his time-travel memories were revived, Lin Zhou unsurprisingly began to work as a plagiarist.

Then, the man behind the legendary queen came online!

The ex-wife of a second-tier singer: "Lin Zhou is a good man, but unfortunately he is too mediocre and cannot help me in my career."

National goddess. Beautiful legs. Super diva: "If I hadn't met Lin Zhou, I would never have achieved what I have today! I am so grateful to his ex-wife for sending such an excellent man to me!"

Ex-wife: “?”

Lin Zhou: "I'm just a personal assistant. Gold medal songwriter, platinum screenwriter, great director, man who conquered the iceberg goddess... these have nothing to do with me, really!"

Traveling through the fantasy world, Lu Nianli became the eldest son of the King of Zhenbei of the Dafeng Dynasty. However, he was born with a useless body and was unable to practice. He was forced to become the number one playboy in the dynasty and obtain a system of playing badly.

As long as you play badly, you can get rewards, including the world's number one intelligence organization Bai Xiao Tang, the peerless killer Liu Jian Nu, the legendary sword Tian Wen, the world-famous Great Snow Dragon Rider...

Cultivation? Domination? Not possible!

Listening to music in the brothel, enjoying the romance, flowers, snow and moon, without having to do anything else, start the show!

The prince created his own rouge review, and all the empresses of the past dynasties were included in the list!

One day, this prince will raise the Rouge Review and open the gate of heaven.

Let me ask the fairies in heaven, who dares to come to this world!

[A complete masterpiece, enjoy it once!] [Invincible + Rapid Upgrade] Chen Yuan traveled through a fantasy world and became the eldest brother of a down-and-out sect. His master often boasted that the Shanyue Sect was a famous immortal sect in the nine heavens and ten earths.

Chen Yuan believed it to be true and was determined to restore the glory of the sect, and coincidentally he obtained a gift treasure return system!

As long as you give away what you produce, you can get enhanced rewards from the system!

[Give away the ninth-grade golden elixir and obtain the great Dao elixir! ]

[Give away Chaos Spirit Treasures and obtain Hongmeng Treasures! ]

As Chen Yuan became stronger, the things he gave away became more and more numerous and more and more outrageous!

The ninth-grade golden elixir, the chaos spiritual treasure, and even the primordial treasure... were all given away by Chen Yuan at will!

Before they knew it, elixirs and magical treasures were flooding the Mountain Sect!

The Shanyue Sect also grew from a small and declining sect into a peerless immortal sect!

"Hey! The errand disciple who just came in front, I see that you have excellent physique, so I will give you 30,000 immortal pills!"

"Hey! The cook in the kitchen ahead, you must be tired from making fire. I'll give you 100,000 Hunyuan Fire Sticks!"

"And you, don't run away. I'm only giving you a million Dao Saint Pills. Don't be afraid!"

Conquering the heavens and attacking forbidden areas, there is nothing that the Mountain Sect cannot do. If there is, it is that there are not enough pills. One million pills per person, give them to me!

[No harem + invincible + funny + funny + time travel, please do not enter if you mind. 】

[Old author's new book, 20 million words of experience, likes to dig holes, and reads a few chapters patiently when seeing something unreasonable. ]

The disciple who had just joined the sect came to report in panic:

"Master, something terrible has happened. Our eldest brother has robbed us of our money!"

"What a fuss! It's your senior brother who is trying to benefit us!"

"Big Brother is kidnapping and extortion!"

"Oh, I told you it was Senior Brother who was looking for benefits for us!"

"But, our eldest brother has been possessed by a demon, so we have to take care of this, right?"

"Congratulations, he has finally made progress in his practice!"

"But, Big Brother also killed someone!"

"Why don't you go and help? Sect disciples, grab your weapons!"

Ordinary flow, no system, decisive killing, not brainless, funny]

I, Li Dakai, started practicing Taoism at the age of fifty.

This is a slow-burning and refreshing article about cultivating immortals. The process is gradual and reasonable!