(Invincible + Lightheartedly Funny + Goofy + Time Travel + No System) Other senior brothers are all gifted and virtuous, with impeccable character, peerless elegance, unparalleled genius, admired by all, like a glittering star! But my senior brother is lazy, greedy, and dishonest. He possesses the Sacred Body of the Great Chaos, yet he's obsessed with money! Cultivation? Even dogs wouldn't practice. I'm already invincible, so a little money isn't too much to ask for, right? — From Lu Xiaochuan's Quotations.

Top rich second generation Jiang Sichen met the national goddess Kan Zhiqing [First blood]

In my senior year, a sweet and soft cute girl suddenly came to our school.

Along with the sharp sound of electricity, all the teachers and students in the school heard these words:

"That's my dad, not my brother!"

From then on, Jiang Sichen became a man who doted on his wife and children.

There is no way not to spoil him, because his wife is beautiful and his daughter is cute and very clingy.

Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

…

Luo Feng accidentally discovered a portal leading to a planet in another world.

This is a ruin left by a nuclear war. All humans are dead, and Luo Feng is the only one left on the entire planet.

Fortunately, there are still countless black technology remnants and resources left.

Ding! You found a robot.

Ding! You found the lithography machine technology.

Ding! You found 100 tons of gold.

Ding! You found a high-tech cruiser.

In short, the entire planet belongs to Luo Feng.

At the beginning, Luo Feng, a scrap steel recycler in a state-owned enterprise, was unable to meet his targets, so he set his sights on an abandoned warship from another world.

Soon after, the behemoth was brought back to the company.

Suddenly, the whole country was shocked!

Good guy, I asked you to recycle scrap metal, but you brought back a battleship directly?

Luo Feng: "Why? The battleship is not considered scrap metal? It still weighs more than 10,000 tons!"

As a gold medal lawyer with a 100% winning rate, Lin Mo traveled to a parallel world.

As soon as he arrived, he encountered a bullying case that everyone was helpless to deal with.

Bully: "Sue me for bullying? We have protection laws to protect us, we won't be guilty, brothers continue to play music and dance!"

Lin Mo: "Haha"

Result: The bully was sentenced to death!

School bully: "I'm honest, please let me go..."

-

Encountered an infuriating and helpless marriage fraud case.

Female Fist: "Girls, as long as I get divorced, I can get millions? What? I'm shameless? If you have a boss, sue me!"

Lin Mo: "Haha."

Result: Convicted of fraud!

"Ah? Why am I convicted of fraud! Lawyer! Where is my lawyer!"

"Don't scream, I was sent in too..."

-

Encountered a case of counter-killing the underworld, everyone thought that the young man who resisted would be sentenced to death.

Lin Mo: "He was acting in self-defense, not guilty"

Result: The young man was acting in self-defense and was released in court!

So Lin Mo's sudden appearance shocked the entire legal community.

People from all walks of life commented on Lin Mo like this:

The old judge blew his beard and glared, knocking on the table wildly: "Where did this lawyer Lin Mo come from! He is simply playing with the law!"

A chief justice said with a frown: "I dare not say it, I'm afraid Lin Mo will send me to jail..."

The opponent lawyer was furious: "Lin Mo is a lunatic! Is there any law!"

The senior barrister in the industry sighed: "Compared with Lin Mo, I am just like a rookie!"

The people: "A lunatic within the law, a genius lawyer, a good lawyer for the people!"

After traveling through the fantasy world for two months, the golden finger has not appeared yet.

What to do? Waiting online...

You think the grandpa who recognizes his master by dripping blood will appear?

Rings, spittoons, tables, stools, vases...even chamber pots, all underwent a blood ceremony to recognize their ownership.

Useless!

You said if I jump off the cliff, maybe the old man will appear?

Brother, if you want me dead, just tell me!

Do you want to try worshipping the big guys from various dimensions?

Xiao Yan, Ultraman, Ye Fan, Han Li, Harry Potter, Balala the Fairies, Iron Man, Superman, Thanos...

Qin Hao offered tablets to all the big guys in the planes he could think of, bathed them, burned incense, and knelt down devoutly every day, never slacking off.

Still no use!

Do you want to travel through time again?

Okay, our main point is to listen to advice. Qin Hao raised the dagger and slashed it on his neck...

[Ding! The Supreme Lottery System has been successfully bound! ]

……

Many years later, when Qin Hao stood on the Divine King Mountain and looked at the countless monks kneeling down at the foot of the mountain, he couldn't help but sigh: "How lonely it is to be invincible!"

Transmigrate to the Immortal Cultivation World, Become the Young Master of a Wealth-Rivaling-Nation Chamber of Commerce.

Bound with a villain template from the beginning, he dug out a young child's Supreme Bone, killed a 100,000-year-old beast that had taken human form, hunted the Heavenly Desolate Sacred Body, and robbed fellow disciples of their Dao companions.

This is absurd; is this the hell-level difficulty start?

Fortunately, bound with the Supreme Investment System, as long as he invests in others, he gets dividends.

To save his life, Wang Xiu begins to crazily spend money, letting himself loose!

......

Butler: Young master, you offer free spiritual root testing for ordinary people. This business is a huge loss!

Wang Xiu: It's fine, let's just call it giving back to society!

......

Butler: Young master, you've established a Nine-Year Compulsory Immortal Cultivation Academy. This business is a huge loss!

Wang Xiu: It's fine, let's just call it giving back to society!

......

Butler: Young master, you're sheltering millions of weak Independent Cultivators. This business is a huge loss!

Wang Xiu: It's fine, let's just call it giving back to society!

......

Years later.

The Demon World launches a massive invasion, sacred lands fall, heavens collapse, and all beings suffer.

Even the Great Emperor is bleeding!

At the entrance of the charity foundation, a young man in white walks out slowly.

With one punch, he opens the sky, restoring peace and order!

[Mortal Realm - Immortal Realm - God Realm - Holy Realm - Chaos Realm - Tao Realm - All Heavens and Myriad Worlds]

The girlfriend broke up with him at the beginning? Jiang Ling was not sad at all, and sold her to the illegal coal mine!

Travel across Xuantian Continent, awaken the infinite plug-in system, and whoever you make unhappy with is Dabidou!

What do you mean you are the emperor? I'll kill you in seconds

What do you mean you are the Immortal Emperor? I'll kill you in seconds

What do you mean you are the God Emperor? I'll kill you in seconds

……

No matter what your cultivation level is, I can kill you in seconds!

[Magic Cultivator + Decisive Killer + Fun-loving Person + Flexible Moral Bottom Line]

What would you do if you were immortal and could ignore all restrictions at the beginning?

Jun Lin: "I don't eat beef!"

What a joke, I'm immortal, so what's wrong with being a little arrogant?

What? Steal my things?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You look down on me?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You want to kill me?

I'm still going to explode with you!

I came here to be the emperor. If you wrong the emperor, he will not smile at you!

Anyone who stabs me to my face shall be sentenced to death, and all nine generations of his clan shall be exterminated to serve as a warning to others!

[System, Entertainment Industry, Comedy, Acting, Music, Transmigration, Power Fantasy (Shuangwen)]

[AI generated summary]

After a lifetime of relentless effort, actor Ye Xiao finally lands his dream—the leading role in a major production. His triumph is cut tragically short when a freak accident on set ends his life. He reawakens to find he's been given a second chance, transmigrated into a parallel world where the entertainment industry is the most glorious and respected path one can take.

His excitement soars when a System binds to his soul, a golden ticket in a world built for stardom. However, his destiny takes a sharp, comical turn. The System, his supposed key to success, is a vast "Music Library." For Ye Xiao, a dedicated actor who is completely tone-deaf and can't read a single note of music, this is a cruel joke.

The System's first directive is an ultimatum: rise in the music world and earn points, or face a second, permanent death. Forced into a career he knows nothing about and is hilariously inept at, Ye Xiao's first request to his omnipotent System isn't for a chart-topping song, but for help enrolling in a basic music class so he can learn to decipher the "ghostly talismans" it calls sheet music.

This novel follows the comedic journey of a man who wants to be a legendary actor but is forced by a life-or-death system to become a music icon first. Armed with a library of classic hits from his old world but zero personal talent, he must reluctantly conquer the music charts, all while hilariously trying to steer his chaotic new life back to his true passion: the silver screen.