City + System + Funny + Dark

Countless couples are making love on the Ferris wheel.

Zhang Bei hummed a little tune and pressed the red button.

The Ferris wheel, which was a hundred meters high, suddenly stopped.

Then it turned sideways.

Countless couples sitting on chairs were catapulted into the air, connected only by a rope.

After a few seconds, the entire Ferris wheel was like a rapidly spinning plate.

Countless couples played warm and harmonious games in the air.

On the bungee jumping machine, there is a human yo-yo at a height of 90 meters.

On a bumper car, escape underground in an area filled with zombies and ghosts.

The doctor looked at the tourist who had just gotten off the roller coaster and stuffed a quick-acting heart pill into the strong man's mouth.

His eyes were full of resentment.

"Boss, if this goes on, someone will die!"

"No, look how happy they are!"

In the vast wilderness, where no one lives for thousands of miles, a young boy searching for his mother sets foot on the Great Thousand Continents.

"Daozhou is a land of outstanding people and abundant resources. May I ask, sister, have you ever seen my mother? Oh, no, then why are you glaring at me?"

In the women's bathhouse, Li Huang got a nosebleed and was beaten up.

In a remote town on the border of the Great Chu Empire, there exists a magical little shop called the 'Magical Bookstore'. It opens at nine in the morning and closes at five at night, adhering to a 9-to-5 schedule, and is closed on weekends. It even takes a break during holidays. The books in the bookstore are for viewing only, not for sale, and cannot be taken out. The cost of reading is calculated by the hour, and the currency is not gold coins but spirit crystals. Yet, this very bookstore has produced: some who have gained cultivation, some who have acquired martial arts techniques, some who have obtained rare and exotic beasts, and some who have even...

A certain genius was so incredibly cool and awesome... Zheng Yu, passing by, was stunned: "System, what do you think? Should I reclaim his talents and let him become a mortal?" Ding: Congratulations to the host for reclaiming [Ninth Level Cultivation Talent], [Ninth Level Alchemy Talent], [Protagonist Aura], and [Son of Fortune Aura]. Looking at the bewildered genius, Zheng Yu was speechless: "System, you're acting on your own, I was just saying..." System: Ding, I've never seen such a shameless person!

[Xianxia + Relaxed + Funny + Mortal + Nonsense]

He accidentally traveled to a world where gods and Buddhas avoided him and immortals stopped him, and he found out that he was actually a bully hated by everyone in the sect, and he also had a crooked master who lost contact with him because of whoring.

I wanted to turn over a new leaf and become a new person, but everyone wanted to harm me, so I had no choice but to work hard and become the best in the world.

He raises spiritual pets, smokes a pipe, and is good at flirting with fairies.

Kill the immortal gods, slay the evil spirits, and run away when you encounter a strong enemy.

This is me, a unique firework in the world of immortal cultivation.

My name is Ye Feng, the leaf that spreads out and the wind that is romantic and dashing.

Chu He obtained a broken Lord God and started his own black shop career.

"Lord God, please scatter my ashes in the sea when I die."

"Why?"

"Even if I die, I will still go wild."

This is a story about the trade of the world and the wandering journey of a black-hearted businessman.

Don't care about life or death, just fight if you don't agree!!!

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[Magic Cultivator + Decisive Killer + Fun-loving Person + Flexible Moral Bottom Line]

What would you do if you were immortal and could ignore all restrictions at the beginning?

Jun Lin: "I don't eat beef!"

What a joke, I'm immortal, so what's wrong with being a little arrogant?

What? Steal my things?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You look down on me?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You want to kill me?

I'm still going to explode with you!

I came here to be the emperor. If you wrong the emperor, he will not smile at you!

Anyone who stabs me to my face shall be sentenced to death, and all nine generations of his clan shall be exterminated to serve as a warning to others!

[Relaxed + funny + invincible master + fierce bandit system + backer king + the sixth in the sect + group favorite + bullying + not a very serious cultivation, pure pickaxe~]

After five years of listening to music in the brothel, the system can no longer sit still.

[System: Brother, do you want to be invincible? As long as you complete the novice mission...]

Xu Anshan: Do you think I need it?

I am the leader of Wu Shi Peak, the number one sect in Luhua Island.

My senior sisters are all overlords in their respective areas, and my master and grandmaster dote on me in every way.

You are extremely powerful, and my master has reached the age of 15.

You are the elder of a famous family, and your master is Mei Jigui.

You are a thousand-year-old ghost, and my master Mei is now a 15-year-old.

[System: Brother, I admit that your master is indeed very strong, but if I activate the plateau bloodline, the system circle rules will be terrified when they see me. I wonder if your master can still compete with me.]

[System: My host must be protected by me! ]

Until one day——

The Demon Emperor arrived, and Xu An called his master to no avail. He saw his master called her master, and his master's master called his master, and his master's master's master called his master...

Until the void was shattered, a master from the Emperor Realm stepped through the void and came.

The Wu Shi Peak lineage’s main focus is on bullying others by taking advantage of their power!

【System: ...I don’t accept it!!!】

[System: Wait for me to go out hunting!!!]

[System: My host must be protected by me! ! ! ]

On the Wuji Continent, alchemists reign supreme. Luo Ming, a courier in his previous life, accidentally travels through time and gains access to a universal delivery system. Space, time, and everything are no problem if you have money. You want the Three Flavors True Fire? No problem, with the money, everything's easy. For a little extra, how about the Creation Holy Flame? A way to boost your combat power? No problem, with the money, here are peerless techniques to sweep across the universe. Mu Xueruo, the stunningly beautiful empress? That... get out of here! Can't you see I'm having a blast flirting with her?

The puppets I repair can dance?

The ink line I repaired can command the saw to cut wood.

The oil lamp I repaired made all the lights in the room flicker?

The dollhouse I built has dolls running around and putting on all sorts of performances every day.

No, why do all the old items I repair seem to come alive?!

Shen Le, a graduate student majoring in cultural relic restoration at B University, is panicking. "If you guys keep going like this, I'm afraid to even touch my major anymore!"

Does anyone know what it looks like when a bronze cauldron dances...?

Restoring old objects, antiques, unearthed cultural relics, and ritual implements.

N years later, Shen Le looked up blankly:

"What? The Nine Cauldrons Barrier is broken?"

Is the world of mountains and seas about to collide with our world?

"You expect me to fix this too?!"

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