Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

…

My name is Yu Zhun, I'm an assassin, my talent is [Open and aboveboard], as long as I assassinate in an open and aboveboard manner, I can get a 100% one-hit kill effect.

My self-introduction is over, so are you ready?

I'm going to start killing you.

Before the time travel, Su Mu guarded the reservoir, received five social insurances and one housing fund, fished every day, and lived a life of lying down. However, he touched a high-voltage line during a wild fishing trip and traveled to another world.

After the time travel, he still guarded the reservoir?

No, this doesn't seem to be a reservoir? !

.......

On this day, Su Mu, who was fishing in the long river of time, met the empress who was swimming upstream.

"Who is coming? Where are you going!"

"Go to the upper world to save people."

Looking at the empress in white, Su Mu put down the fishing rod and said faintly: "You can save people, but pay the toll."

.....

Dogs in the long river of time also come to meddle? Come to the long river of time to hang out whenever you have something to do?

To those immortal emperors who recklessly flow against the river of time and destroy the order of time, Su Mu said:

"The past was the past, and the present is the present."

"If you all mess around, will I still be the governor of the river?"

"Also, you protagonists who pass through the river of time and travel to various worlds, don't you need to pay tolls for traveling?"

"No money now? Take out a loan, and sign a pledge."

The protagonists said with tears in their eyes: "Before traveling, I had a mortgage. Now that I have traveled through time, I still have to bear a "travel loan"??"

[Gourmet Food] + [System] + [A Mad Man Who Dotes on His Wife and Daughter] + [Warm and Daily Life] + [No Time Travel, No Rebirth]

After he turned 30, Jiang Tian lost his job. His boss took his sister-in-law and absconded with 80 million yuan overseas.

Comforted by his wife Lin Wanqing, Jiang Tian decided to set up a stall, but he didn't expect to be bound to the [Strongest Stall System].

A bowl of plain fried rice on the roadside made many customers break down: "Boss Jiang's fried rice is the best fried rice I have ever eaten in my life!"

After being maliciously reported by his peers, Jiang Tian set up a stall in front of the Urban Management Bureau to prove his innocence! !

Wife: My husband is the most powerful man in the world! !

Daughter: Dad! My desk mate said he wants to exchange Australian lobster for the fried rice you made tomorrow! !

Customers: Boss Jiang, please give me another bite, just one bite! !

As a gold medal lawyer with a 100% winning rate, Lin Mo traveled to a parallel world.

As soon as he arrived, he encountered a bullying case that everyone was helpless to deal with.

Bully: "Sue me for bullying? We have protection laws to protect us, we won't be guilty, brothers continue to play music and dance!"

Lin Mo: "Haha"

Result: The bully was sentenced to death!

School bully: "I'm honest, please let me go..."

-

Encountered an infuriating and helpless marriage fraud case.

Female Fist: "Girls, as long as I get divorced, I can get millions? What? I'm shameless? If you have a boss, sue me!"

Lin Mo: "Haha."

Result: Convicted of fraud!

"Ah? Why am I convicted of fraud! Lawyer! Where is my lawyer!"

"Don't scream, I was sent in too..."

-

Encountered a case of counter-killing the underworld, everyone thought that the young man who resisted would be sentenced to death.

Lin Mo: "He was acting in self-defense, not guilty"

Result: The young man was acting in self-defense and was released in court!

So Lin Mo's sudden appearance shocked the entire legal community.

People from all walks of life commented on Lin Mo like this:

The old judge blew his beard and glared, knocking on the table wildly: "Where did this lawyer Lin Mo come from! He is simply playing with the law!"

A chief justice said with a frown: "I dare not say it, I'm afraid Lin Mo will send me to jail..."

The opponent lawyer was furious: "Lin Mo is a lunatic! Is there any law!"

The senior barrister in the industry sighed: "Compared with Lin Mo, I am just like a rookie!"

The people: "A lunatic within the law, a genius lawyer, a good lawyer for the people!"

Traveling through a parallel world, Su Haoze raised the little kid left behind by his elder brother and sister-in-law. In order to support his family, he opened a small dining table in front of the kindergarten.

I didn’t expect it to be linked to the gourmet food system!

Braised Lion's Head, Chicken Tofu Pudding, Dongpo Pork, Sweet and Sour Spare Ribs, Cola Chicken Wings...

Various delicious foods were served one after another, not only attracting a group of children, but also a group of parents.

"Boss, would you like to apply for a card?"

"I want a monthly subscription!"

"I want a yearly package"

“I’ll continue for two years.”

…

“I’ve been doing this for five years!”

"I want ten years!"

What a nice little dining table surrounded by a group of adults!

The children were angry and went to their grandparents to complain crying.

Unexpectedly,

"You little bastard, I raised you up like this, and now you don't even know how to honor your mother when you get something good!"

"You're so good at snatching my grandson's food! It's so delicious, but you didn't even share a bite with me. I've raised you for nothing..."

"Respect the old and love the young, don't you understand? Stand aside and don't delay me from eating."

Suddenly the small dining table was packed with people...

(Invincible + Lightheartedly Funny + Goofy + Time Travel + No System) Other senior brothers are all gifted and virtuous, with impeccable character, peerless elegance, unparalleled genius, admired by all, like a glittering star! But my senior brother is lazy, greedy, and dishonest. He possesses the Sacred Body of the Great Chaos, yet he's obsessed with money! Cultivation? Even dogs wouldn't practice. I'm already invincible, so a little money isn't too much to ask for, right? — From Lu Xiaochuan's Quotations.

After traveling through the fantasy world for two months, the golden finger has not appeared yet.

What to do? Waiting online...

You think the grandpa who recognizes his master by dripping blood will appear?

Rings, spittoons, tables, stools, vases...even chamber pots, all underwent a blood ceremony to recognize their ownership.

Useless!

You said if I jump off the cliff, maybe the old man will appear?

Brother, if you want me dead, just tell me!

Do you want to try worshipping the big guys from various dimensions?

Xiao Yan, Ultraman, Ye Fan, Han Li, Harry Potter, Balala the Fairies, Iron Man, Superman, Thanos...

Qin Hao offered tablets to all the big guys in the planes he could think of, bathed them, burned incense, and knelt down devoutly every day, never slacking off.

Still no use!

Do you want to travel through time again?

Okay, our main point is to listen to advice. Qin Hao raised the dagger and slashed it on his neck...

[Ding! The Supreme Lottery System has been successfully bound! ]

……

Many years later, when Qin Hao stood on the Divine King Mountain and looked at the countless monks kneeling down at the foot of the mountain, he couldn't help but sigh: "How lonely it is to be invincible!"

Lu Changge traveled through the Lingwu Continent and was reincarnated as a silly roe deer, bound to the "Healing System". To heal, you need to heal points, improve your cultivation bloodline, and evolve your innate magical powers.

The higher the luck of the healing target, the more healing points will be obtained.

Then, he met the beautiful, strong and tragic Son of Destiny.

And then, mmm! It smells so good!

......

Nangong Yu is the prince of the Zhenxi Palace of the Eastern Wasteland Empire. He was born with imperial bones and was accompanied by strange phenomena in heaven and earth when he was born. He became a spiritual master at the age of five and a spiritual master at the age of eight, shocking the Eastern Wasteland.

When he was ten years old, his family was destroyed, the emperor's bones were dug up, and he was exiled to the northern barbarians, competing with dogs for food and fighting with the sky for his life.

Then, he met a silly roe deer and awakened his [Demon Slaughter Battle Body]. The more serious the injury, the stronger the recovery, and the stronger he became with each battle.

......

Lu Changge: Xiaonanzi, let’s go fight?

Nangong Yu: I want to take a break!

One shot heals the soul!

Nangong Yu: Let’s go, I want to beat ten of them!

Everyone: Don’t come over here~~

ps: Also known as (Reincarnation of the Silly Roe Deer: I Became the Protagonist's Gold Finger!)

(I, a silly roe deer, lead my brothers to become gods)

[System, Entertainment Industry, Comedy, Acting, Music, Transmigration, Power Fantasy (Shuangwen)]

[AI generated summary]

After a lifetime of relentless effort, actor Ye Xiao finally lands his dream—the leading role in a major production. His triumph is cut tragically short when a freak accident on set ends his life. He reawakens to find he's been given a second chance, transmigrated into a parallel world where the entertainment industry is the most glorious and respected path one can take.

His excitement soars when a System binds to his soul, a golden ticket in a world built for stardom. However, his destiny takes a sharp, comical turn. The System, his supposed key to success, is a vast "Music Library." For Ye Xiao, a dedicated actor who is completely tone-deaf and can't read a single note of music, this is a cruel joke.

The System's first directive is an ultimatum: rise in the music world and earn points, or face a second, permanent death. Forced into a career he knows nothing about and is hilariously inept at, Ye Xiao's first request to his omnipotent System isn't for a chart-topping song, but for help enrolling in a basic music class so he can learn to decipher the "ghostly talismans" it calls sheet music.

This novel follows the comedic journey of a man who wants to be a legendary actor but is forced by a life-or-death system to become a music icon first. Armed with a library of classic hits from his old world but zero personal talent, he must reluctantly conquer the music charts, all while hilariously trying to steer his chaotic new life back to his true passion: the silver screen.