It is impossible to refine weapons, and I will never be able to refine weapons in this lifetime. I don’t know how to refine pills, so I can only rely on auctions to make a living. Although I often pretend to be cool and show off, this is the only way to beat the geniuses and make a living.

Main characters: Lei Yun, Feng Mengqi, Zhao Ribang,

The protagonist, Lin Fan, journeys through a world where high-level martial arts meets immortal cultivation, awakening the "Emperor of All Universes Cultivation System." From the outset, he possesses ultimate powers like "Words Make Laws Happen," "Invulnerable to All Laws," and "A Single Thought Across All Universes." However, the system forces him into a "playing dumb" mission—if his true strength is revealed, he'll be stripped of his "slacking privileges" and forced to work 997 dungeon hours. To stay safe, Lin Fan is forced to assume the personas of "good-for-nothing" and "passerby," feigning intimidation before the sons of fortune, daughters of heaven, and even old monsters. In reality, he's quietly plundering the world's fortune, conquering beauties of all races, and establishing the "Salted Fish Alliance." Ultimately, he removes his persona before the entire universe, declaring, "Actually, I've been invincible for a long time. I just didn't bother to say it."

The chaotic Tao body has been in chaos for billions of years and has been abandoned because there is no suitable way to cultivate it.

It is difficult to start a path without giving up, and even if you become an immortal, your heart for the path will never give up.

How can a golden fish stay in a pond? Once it encounters an opportunity, it will transform into a dragon!

With a time cheat in hand, the best of the best becomes the best of the best.

Invincible+Funny+Multiple Women]

Don't read if the food is not good, I'm afraid you won't be able to keep up with your nutrition.

Li Changsheng transmigrate to another world, and awakens the system of many children and many blessings before his death. He needs to marry a wife and have children to become stronger.

Li Changsheng was overjoyed: "In this case, I won't be polite."

A few years later, the entire continent was populated by their own people.

Li Changsheng suddenly discovered that Tiandao was a young and beautiful girl

[Magic Cultivator + Decisive Killer + Fun-loving Person + Flexible Moral Bottom Line]

What would you do if you were immortal and could ignore all restrictions at the beginning?

Jun Lin: "I don't eat beef!"

What a joke, I'm immortal, so what's wrong with being a little arrogant?

What? Steal my things?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You look down on me?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You want to kill me?

I'm still going to explode with you!

I came here to be the emperor. If you wrong the emperor, he will not smile at you!

Anyone who stabs me to my face shall be sentenced to death, and all nine generations of his clan shall be exterminated to serve as a warning to others!

[Mortal Realm - Immortal Realm - God Realm - Holy Realm - Chaos Realm - Tao Realm - All Heavens and Myriad Worlds]

The girlfriend broke up with him at the beginning? Jiang Ling was not sad at all, and sold her to the illegal coal mine!

Travel across Xuantian Continent, awaken the infinite plug-in system, and whoever you make unhappy with is Dabidou!

What do you mean you are the emperor? I'll kill you in seconds

What do you mean you are the Immortal Emperor? I'll kill you in seconds

What do you mean you are the God Emperor? I'll kill you in seconds

……

No matter what your cultivation level is, I can kill you in seconds!

Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

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The Card Creator is a very ordinary profession. Simply put, the incumbent seals various kinds of abilities, illusions, images and so on in blank cards for convenience of use.

Lu Ming, who initially planned to lead an idle life, had a not-so-boring dream now — He hopes to seal the entire world in the cards.

One still needed to have dreams. What if you could realize them?

Also known as: "After divorce, he became the queen's personal male assistant"

[Entertainment + Single Female Lead + Dog Food + Daily Life]

Just after divorcing his celebrity wife, Lin Zhou unexpectedly became the personal male assistant of a popular pop diva.

Coincidentally, when his time-travel memories were revived, Lin Zhou unsurprisingly began to work as a plagiarist.

Then, the man behind the legendary queen came online!

The ex-wife of a second-tier singer: "Lin Zhou is a good man, but unfortunately he is too mediocre and cannot help me in my career."

National goddess. Beautiful legs. Super diva: "If I hadn't met Lin Zhou, I would never have achieved what I have today! I am so grateful to his ex-wife for sending such an excellent man to me!"

Ex-wife: “?”

Lin Zhou: "I'm just a personal assistant. Gold medal songwriter, platinum screenwriter, great director, man who conquered the iceberg goddess... these have nothing to do with me, really!"