City + System + Funny + Dark

Countless couples are making love on the Ferris wheel.

Zhang Bei hummed a little tune and pressed the red button.

The Ferris wheel, which was a hundred meters high, suddenly stopped.

Then it turned sideways.

Countless couples sitting on chairs were catapulted into the air, connected only by a rope.

After a few seconds, the entire Ferris wheel was like a rapidly spinning plate.

Countless couples played warm and harmonious games in the air.

On the bungee jumping machine, there is a human yo-yo at a height of 90 meters.

On a bumper car, escape underground in an area filled with zombies and ghosts.

The doctor looked at the tourist who had just gotten off the roller coaster and stuffed a quick-acting heart pill into the strong man's mouth.

His eyes were full of resentment.

"Boss, if this goes on, someone will die!"

"No, look how happy they are!"

(Cheat System · Full-Level Start · Power Fantasy · No Quests · Zero Limits)

Chen Mu crossed into a fantasy world.

He was just a lowly outer disciple. No talent. No resources. No future.

But then—he hacked the system.

Full-level cultivation?

9999999 gold?

Max talent, skills, and techniques?

No restrictions. No grind. No missions.

He instantly became invincible.

A senior brother tried to bully him? —Chen Mu rewrote his stats. Now he’s crippled and expelled.

The beautiful senior sister came to take revenge? —Chen Mu set her favorability to 100%.

Senior brother turned green with rage: “S-Senior Sister… you… how could you?!”

This world runs on power?

Fine.

He’ll rewrite the rules.

During the talent test, Fang Hao, having revealed divine talent, was possessed by millions of powerful beings from across the universe. Among them were the Demon Lord, the Martial God, the Alchemy God, the Martial Emperor, the Sword God, the God of War, and many more.

These formidable figures, after possessing Fang Hao's body, devoured him and absorbed their lifelong principles.

"You said you were a sword prodigy? You comprehended the sword spirit in just three years? Sorry, I know a hundred million sword spirits without even having to comprehend them!"

"You said you were an alchemy genius? You can refine tens of thousands of elixirs? Sorry, there's no elixir in the world I can't make."

"You said you were the strongest being of all time? Sorry, I stepped on your head."

...

When Fang Hao turned back, he discovered he had become omnipotent and invincible.

Yang Hao travels through other worlds to obtain an infinite upgrade system, where he can upgrade infinitely as long as he sells items.

Is cultivation a bit weak? Sold me this Godless Soldier.

A bit bad work? Sold me this ancient beast.

Not gifted enough? Sold me this ancient holy place.

Yang Hao: “If I sell this world, I should be able to upgrade to a god. . . . . . ”

Main roles: Yang Hao, Huangfu Meng

Traveling through the world of Xianxia, Chen Chen got the strongest tracking system and was able to track everything ever since.

Chen Shen: “System, I’m short of money.”

“Two meters away, there is your father’s private money hidden under the bed. Five meters away, there is a rusty copper coin half a meter underground.”

“There is broken silver in the grass ahead.”

Chen Chen: “System, my shortcomings happen.”

“The shit in front of the pigsty is not ordinary.”

“Go to Heifeng Cliff twenty miles away to jump off the cliff at midnight.”

“There is a fairy cave house hidden somewhere. Please the host to explore it by yourself.”

Zhou Qing's crossing situation was not ideal.

Demons and ghosts came to the door, and he was in danger.

Fortunately, the golden finger fell from the sky, and the golden finger could be refreshed once a month. This was an unprecedented wonderful moment.

[Heaven and Earth Bank: A place where wealth gathers. After communicating with the Heaven and Earth Bank, you will get currency continuously]

[Da Qianxian Tree: A game-like secret realm. Cutting down trees with a magic axe can drop countless treasures]

[……]

A new golden finger will be refreshed every month, and everyone no longer has to worry about my cultivation.

But here, Zhou Qing must emphasize that Xiao Kai is not Kai.

Travel through a fantasy world!

Su Feng binds to the system and starts practicing with one click! One second! Ten seconds! One minute! Breakthrough realm, overwhelming everyone!

Not only that, the system also has a series of super abnormal functions waiting to be unlocked!

From then on, when people walked to the end, they could only see Su Feng's awe-inspiring back.

He looked back! Across the world, I am invincible!

"What? You created a biochemical crisis? Catch him!"

"Huh?! You tried to attract the Zerg? That's crazy, catch him!"

"Wow! What are you doing with the aliens? Are you going to develop on a large scale? Kneel down with your head in your hands!"

The summoners of many spaces exclaimed: "Run! The evil god's lackeys are coming!"

Li Si, a person without emotions, represents the space he belongs to and becomes an inspector in the battle for the heavens in order to become a normal person, judging all kinds of violations of the rules!

(You can use your invincible cultivation at any time, but your body needs to be upgraded! Don't suppress it, don't feel depressed.)

The good-for-nothing Chen Changan accidentally gained 999 billion years of invincible cultivation!

But because his body is too weak, using his invincible cultivation will deduct his lifespan???

So Chen Changan started a side business in the small clinic.

A medicinal herb that can extend your life by ten years can help you kill a demon lord.

A medicinal herb with a lifespan of twenty years can kill an Immortal Emperor.

A body-building technique that increases lifespan by fifty years, and a talisman that allows one to cultivate to the level of an Immortal Emperor.

……

A few years later, Chen Changan stood at the door of the small clinic. Looking at the creatures from all over the world kneeling in submission at the door, he sighed deeply.

If I say that I am just a small doctor who wants to cultivate my body and achieve immortality, would you believe me?

Li Dao traveled to another world, became a famous good man, and awakened the super blackmail system.

The only function is to strengthen all the extorted items!!

[Ding! The extortion was successful. The Nanming Lihuo was strengthened into the Nanming Divine Fire.]

…

So, Li Dao blackmailed Tianjiao while maintaining his identity as a role model of righteousness.

The Saint is here to break off the engagement? Be careful on your way back.

The Son of God is here to provoke me? Hang him up and beat him first, then tie him up.

The Saint's Master came to see me for something? Sorry, I was a little rough with you. I'll be more careful next time.