"Who exactly are you?" On the snowy plains of Belloborg, looking at the unwilling Cocolia, Qiong's lips curled into a smile. "Just a passing Galaxy Baseball Man, remember that!" In the Immortal Boat Luofu, looking at the massive Huanlong before her, Qiong pulled out Jingyuan and Yinyue's cards. "Huanlong, these two cards are enough to deal with you!" Facing the Sand Gold shouting "Dedicated to the Amber King," Qiong drew her greatsword. "I mourn for the dead!" The beaten crowd was indignant! You call this a loan?! "I said it's a loan, it's a loan!" Holding a bunch of cards, Qiong's face was full of righteous indignation!
This book is also known as: "Being an Aha, I Have to Find Fun."
A young man logged into Honkai Impact 3rd in the middle of the night and timed his pulls perfectly to draw from the 10th anniversary limited gacha pool—the SSS-rank Valkyrie Succubus Kevin.
As a result, I accidentally clicked on the Home Supply.
He died of anger.
However, by the grace of God and the protection of Brother Dawei, his consciousness was retrieved by the legendary system.
[Bound to host, about to cross the world barrier and head to the Honkai Impact 3rd world]
"Where's my great system? Where's my cheat code? Where's the newbie gift pack? I can't be left unable to even be a 'suicide squad'!"
[Drawing cheat codes... Drawed Honkai Impact 3 Kevin panel, already issued]
"Haha! I don't need to become a suicide bomber!"
[Starting time travel... Ahaha... System error... Deviated from the intended address... Unknown...]
"No? Stop messing with me!!"
And so, he arrived in Zone Zero in a daze, and became bound to Zhe.
"I ask you, why can birds fly?"
Zhe: "The bird isn't flying? Is it waiting for me to bring it home and make soup?"
Using the airs of an ancestor to show off.
Using the appearance of fireworks to find amusement, and to promote the greatness of the world snake ancestor Kevin.
Using Old Sambo's appearance to trade information about the World Serpent for Tenny has further unsettled various factions.
"For all your questions, ask Aha; the power of the God of Joy will explain everything."
[The strongest Fate fanfiction is here!] [Not a single one] As everyone knows, the life of Shirou Emiya is like Eevee in Pokémon. Picked up by different people, he experiences different things, giving rise to different species. Each has their own strengths, and their unique skills are truly astonishing, absolutely breathtaking...
What? In this timeline, Shirou's specialty is... using his incredible charm to garner favor?
Emiya Sakura: "Why are you so skilled at this?! Besides my sister, how many other women do you know?!"
The Chronicles of Emiya: The Super Heroic Tale, a prestigious serialized story!
Large group: 863752269
Basement: 613639022
Valhalla: 559016032
On the bustling streets of New Eridu, the light and shadow advertisements for the rope net flashed non-stop. Ling was weaving through the bustling crowd, preparing to head to her next commission. Suddenly, the people around her exclaimed in surprise. Ling looked up and saw that the large screen on the rope net, which usually broadcast various entertainment news and highlights of the hollow exploration, was now showing a strange live broadcast interface.
(Multiple female leads, but none of them are pushovers; each has her own romantic storyline.)
My name is Yichen. I just run a small agency called "Yichen Helps You" in Xianzhou, taking on odd jobs.
But netizens seem to have some misunderstandings about me.
Uncle Cold Legs: Last time I got caught smuggling contraband from a starship, so I asked Brother Chen to commute my death sentence to not wearing a seatbelt.
Hua Dao: Thank you, Brother Chen. Yesterday, I buried it in the ground, and Brother Chen helped me change it to ginseng cultivation. He also helped me apply for a high-temperature cultivation subsidy.
I looked at these outrageous comments and was filled with confusion.
I just wanted to help people find the lost Puman and buy some soda soy milk for them!
At this moment, looking at the firefly girl suffering from entropy loss and the mysterious blindfolded woman next to her who could be possessed by demons at any time.
Now the pressure is on me...
However, it's quite easy.
Finally, I listened to everyone's experiences.
Indeed, this world is still too painful.
Pinocchio and Yi Chen looked at the train group before them: Black Tower, Screw Gum, Immortal Boat Luofu, Masked Fool, Star Core Hunter...
In the name of Yichen, seat #85 of the Genius Club, and with the help of the position of Taiyi of [Order], I will transform this imperfect world into the one we all desire!
Black Tower: Don't make this whole brainwashing of the universe sound so nice, you bastard!
(Multiple female protagonists) I am the deputy commander of the Far East branch. Together with Teacher Theresa, I will build the strongest Far East branch. I am the afterglow of the previous civilization. I will inherit the legacy of Yingjie Jie and strive forward. I am the guardian of the current civilization. I will ensure that Honkai will never harm my home. I am the captain of Hyperion. I want to... A series of female voices interrupted him simultaneously. "Captain, we agreed to fight for this beautiful world together! We will never let you fight alone!"
In the vast and boundless void, a review system suddenly appeared. In the miHoYo universe, she used her powerful abilities to pull miHoYo characters from various times and places into the review process.
Who is the mastermind behind this? We don't know.
Stay tuned...
I just wanted to play the world of Juequ Zero on my birthday, but the God of Luck disliked me and sent me directly to the world of Juequ Zero.
But it doesn’t matter. Look, I have a gangster bully on my left foot and a notorious corpse on my right foot, dominating the absolute zone!
Wait? Why am I a baby!!!
(I wrote this casually during the summer vacation. I will add some characters I created myself, but I will try my best to ensure that they do not interfere with the main storyline. There was too little information about Zero in the early stage, so I made it up myself.
Characters that have appeared in the storyline include: Yixuan, Yijiang, Youye, Hugo, and Yao Jiayin)
Genshin Impact + Tomb Raiding + No Couples
"We can explore the area ahead another time... just kidding!"
—And so, Master Hu Tao plunged headfirst into a “brand new instance” that even Paimon could be scared away!
Walnut, the 77th generation head of the Wangsheng Hall, who was happily "expanding his business" on Wuwangpo, encountered the most outrageous negative review in Teyvat history: terrible leyline channels and awful navigation! The service was so bad that they threw the customer out of the world!
When I opened my eyes, I saw a gloomy and eerie primeval forest, and all I could hear was the incoherent language of another world.
No elemental power replenishment? The monsters (?) are losing sanity faster and faster?
Are cars "metal-shelled, ghostly, earth-burrowing beasts"? Are firearms "mortal versions of the Rainbow-Piercing Spear"?
The concepts of life and death here are so crude that they would make even professionals' scalps tingle!
Walnut: Oh no, have I become an abnormal creature? But it's okay, the business scope of the Hall of Rebirth is the stars and the sea (just kidding)!
When the tomb raiding trio meets an otherworldly fire-type berserker (who also happens to be the head of a funeral home):
Fatty Wang: "Naive! Bro! Look! I found a little girl who can set fires to ward off evil spirits and even give psychological counseling to zongzi!"
Wu Xie: "...Did she just say that the Forbidden Woman's 'service quality is poor and needs to be dealt with in a bad review'?"
Zhang Qiling: "..." (Staring at the burning homa staff in Hu Tao's hand, lost in thought)
Black Bear: "Tsk, this flame is unscientific. Little sister, want to buy sunglasses? I'll give you a 1% discount."
"When the sun comes out, I bask in the sun; when the moon comes out, I bask in the moonlight!"
—Hu Tao's Otherworldly Version—Still Not Off-Key?—Yeah, right!
If the universe is considered as a system, then Gu Feng is the bug of the universe.
Still a bug that cannot be deleted.
On this day, Gu Feng, a bug, obtained a live broadcast system...
Never mind, I don’t want to write an introduction anymore.