Ansel's Diary: Day 1: Dating Kal'tsit; Day 2: Dating Theresia; Day 3: Dating Mostima; Day 4: Dating Surtr. "I opened the diary, and this diary...this diary has no specific date. On each page, written crookedly, are the words 'Life is wonderful and happy.' I couldn't sleep, so I carefully read it for half the night, and finally, I saw between the lines that the whole book was filled with the words 'snap up' and 'marriage.' Someone tell me, why do these guys fall in love with me?" First day at Rhodes Island University [Fourth day, no cooking]
Fang Yuan, upon arriving in the Genshin Impact world, discovered he was cracked, about to split into several pieces. Ying: I came to find my brother, not to be a doctor. Hu Tao: You probably won't live much longer like this, why don't you set a location? Zhong Li: I was just drinking tea when someone suddenly made a contract with me, saying they were going to slap Barbatos. I didn't even have time to react. Kiana: Help! Help me! I'll die if I don't get treatment! Bronya: We have extensive experience treating mental illnesses. Immediately arrange for a specialist consultation with Destiny's Entropy. Fang Yuan: I'll emphasize again, mentally ill patients never chase girls, so I'm really not mentally ill. Can you please stop prying into my inner world? (This book is categorized as a slightly old-fashioned blood-red harem story. The flags of a harem are only truly vibrant when stained with blood!)
I, Lucifer, just want to study! But ever since Kiana popped out of the closet, my daily life has become increasingly abnormal...
After traversing Teyvat, Liu Bai wandered until Winter Solstice, where he spent three years becoming an Executive Officer.
According to the Queen's orders, I need to seize the... what was it again from the gods of various countries?
Forget it, she'd be ecstatic if we just took the god back with us!
"Girl, let's go! I'll help you escape from prison!"
Liu Bai pulled up Naxida, who was still in shock from being forcibly kissed, and said...
As Shuiyue's older sister, Miss Skadi was extremely proud. Her Shuiyue was so cute, so well-behaved, so outstanding, so sensible, a first-rate cook, and an amazing gamer—he was practically the underwater pearl of Agor! The best boy in Terra! "Miss Skadi, your brother has run off with another woman again." "Ghost Shark, I'll fucking kill you!" Okay, if there was anything Miss Skadi worried about about Shuiyue, it was that he was always being seduced by other women. "Now I regret it, I deeply regret it. Why did I have to be so foolish back then and..." [Fourfold, no cooking today]
As a rather unqualified fox spirit, Mei Xue, who has forgotten his own age, has many titles, such as "The Cutest Beast of the Reunion Movement," "The Hungriest Beast of Rhodes Island," "Talulah's Genji," "Kal'tsit's Little Lover," "Amiya's Fiancé," "42's Personal Body Pillow," and "Frostnova's Reserve Food," etc. But even Mei Xue has his own troubles. For example, how can he persuade his sister-in-law, Chen Huijie, not to try to kidnap her brother-in-law and marry him? How can he persuade Rosemary not to try to lock him in a dark room? How can he persuade Jingzhe not to cling to his tail all day long? And of course, most importantly, [Si Chong is not cooking today].
[Refreshing Read][Slight Character Derailment Later] The Teyvat Comparison System Arrives, Enabling Traveler Comparisons! In Mondstadt: Luminous: First tricked, then wanted, finally becoming an honorary knight! Su Chen: Arrived in Mondstadt and saw someone plotting with the Stormterror, I immediately reported him to the Knights of Favonius, do you think I did the right thing? In Liyue, Luminous Encounters the Assassination of the Geo Archon: I can't be caught by the god's followers, run! Su Chen: It's none of my business, let's see what happens first! In Inazuma Luminous: Started with a 2 million gold fee, finally solved by Toma. Su Chen: Here's a 10 million gold check, keep the change, but you'd better not close your eyes tonight. In Sumeru. Luminous: Defeat the Skirmisher! Let the little grass god teach him a lesson! Su Chen: You wanted to kill me, why should I care if you're a good guy or not? You're a murderer for life! In Fontaine Luminous: Watching Fukaros dissipate, unable to do anything. Su Chen: I won't let you die! Let's see who dares to touch you! In Nata. Ying: Although we've done everything we can to save the people of Nata, there will still be sacrifices. Su Chen: This Abyss is really bold! Watch me directly summon my old friends from the gods to take action! The Abyss is finished!
Mo Yi: "Dean, even captains have their limits, so this is my resignation letter—" "Captain, I already said the budget is a bit tight, we'll definitely pay salaries next month, meow... Wait, you said you're resigning?" Theresa, who was pretending to be busy working, couldn't keep up the act any longer and shouted, "Captain, why can't you understand the academy? Our cause is noble, with a bright future. We're just in the darkness before dawn. Can you bear to let everyone's ideals fall before daybreak? Just for two years' salary?!" "Ahem, how about I use some of next month's funds to pay you one month's salary first? Is that alright?" Captain: "Salary or money I'm lending you, it's nothing to be afraid of anymore. I'm resigning for my dream." "Starting tomorrow, be a happy person, raise donkeys on the island, farm stones to feed Jeanne, go to the countryside to bring warmth, and climb the ranks in King of Glory—" A Judas slammed down in front of the door. "Then pay the 10 billion breakup fee in the contract, no, the breach of contract penalty, and then we'll talk."
As a transmigrator, An Ran was filled with a deep sense of melancholy. Not only had he transmigrated to a chaotic world where sexism was so pervasive that even boxers would have to admit defeat, but his cheat codes were also entirely composed of inherited, outdated code, offering a free door-opening and killing service. Disbot bumped into Altosh, a broken cup got smeared in the face by the bug lord, Teyvat collided with the heavens... Life was tough. To survive, An Ran could only become a man who was either getting stronger or on his way to becoming stronger.
Luo Ning transmigrated to the world of Collapse Iron and unexpectedly obtained the Underworld Conquest System, but instead found himself being conquered by various older women using their Underworld abilities! Task 1: Kiss March 7th. But why did March 7th use the "Pear God Throw" and a hypnosis app to force a kiss on him?! Task 2: Have a semi-deep conversation with Himeko. Himeko: Want to join the Starry Sky Train? That depends on your performance. Task 3: Get Natasha to treat his swollen wound. What the hell? The dignified leader of Earth Fire, the life-saving Natasha, actually used an Underworld potion on him?! Seeing the increasingly outrageous tasks given by the system, Luo Ning initially wanted to conquer the older women himself, but discovered that they all seemed to have ulterior motives towards him! ... Himeko: Luo Ning, I don't want to teach you one last lesson; I want to keep teaching you. Bronya: From now on, you are the true Great Guardian. Clara: Brother Luoning, I can't stand up anymore, let my Shiva's clone come and help me~ Tingyun: My benefactor is really in a hurry~ I almost exhausted myself. Liuying: What? You want to drive a Sam? Well... it's not impossible~ I'll put on a Sam right now...