This is mostly lighthearted and entertaining; just enjoy it for fun. There's basically no harsh truth. (There might be a lot of flaws, so read with caution.)

The parts I wrote earlier might seem a bit "unskilled," since it was my first time writing.

Main characters: Guo Yifei, Ying, System (alias Obito)

The protagonist, due to poor driving, fell into a ditch and died instantly. When he woke up, he found himself "turned into a walnut"—or rather, a body with two souls. The system connected to him when he regained his physical body...

Guo Yifei failed to transform back into a male due to some coincidences, and the character was chosen as the "big sister" in the shape of a walnut.

What a pathetic 1.8-meter tall guy.

[There will definitely be more than one female lead; please do not read if you dislike this.]

I was just grinding for Primal Stones, how did I get transported to another world?

I woke up to find myself at Bubulu!

Wait... where did I get this from? Is this still Earth?!

Fortunately, he's a man with a golden touch!

But why can he only be a cook?!

Teyvat Omelette: The most cost-effective Easter recipe ever!

Tassus's Hodgepodge: As long as you have Mora, you have health. Shout!

Fairy Jumps Over the Wall: I'm not targeting anyone in particular, I'm saying everyone here is trash!

Gilded Palace: Ah, yes, yes, yes

Buddha Jumps Over the Wall: Amitabha, let's all be more harmonious, or let's all fly together!

Zhongli: It tastes so good, so good! Wear and tear? What's that?

King Ratna: Wear and tear? That doesn't exist, okay?

Navelette: The soup is delicious!

Abyss: I'll taste the saltiness.

Zhong Li: ? ? ? You want to spar with me?

(You can also read this even if you haven't played Genshin Impact. It won't affect your reading.) As a traveler wandering between planes. From ancient tribes to cosmic wars, from human charlatans to dark evil gods. Su Ze's notoriety is known to everyone. He is the Great British Glory Terminator who broke through the Holy Grail War in one night and plucked out Saber's ahoge. He is the strongest mottled warrior who forced Muzan Kibutsuji to drink wisteria tea and run freely in the sun. He is the devil who destroyed the entire Academy City with a wave of his hand and reconstructed time and space with the Day of the Demon! And now... the continent of Teyvat. Late at night, in a free city. Su Ze supported his chin and looked at the woman who was still busy at her desk. He asked weakly: "Wife, when will you get off work?" This book is also known as "Why is My Wife So Cute", "The Daily Life of My Husband, the Acting Leader of the Knights of Favonius", and "The Demon King.

Luo Fan used the system to become the captain and, together with the Valkyrie, destroyed the Honkai and resurrected everyone who had sacrificed themselves in the Honkai. Just as he was living a carefree life with the Valkyrie, a fan-made video disrupted their plans.

[All characters are CB-oriented, initial ratings were not high]

Qiu An never expected that after jumping off the building, she would be transported into a game she had played in her previous life, and even become a character in it.

Players outside the game were also a bit surprised by the sudden appearance of a new character, but she was a free five-star character! She's also a versatile Electro-type character, usable even at zero constellations!

But... why isn't there a gacha pool for Qiu An?

Only after becoming a character did Qiu An realize who had heard her wish, which was why she had come to the world of Collapse Iron and had a chance to live freely.

The damage inflicted is not so easy to heal.

Therefore, fearing being hurt again, Qiu An began to avoid crowds, wanting only to get a good night's sleep alone.

However, he was still picked up by the group of people on the Starry Sky Train who arrived at Yalilo VI, and unwittingly joined the train.

Players are also very happy. They didn't expect to meet and get Qiu An as soon as they arrived on the first planet. But why are all the personal stories locked?

Everyone on the Starry Sky Train knows that Qiu An is now like a hedgehog, no longer revealing her true self.

They had intended to take it slow, but during the Pinocchio trip, they almost lost their companion.

In Qiu An's dream, it wasn't just the Starry Sky Train; players also witnessed Qiu An's past.

Qiu An: ...My wish? It's to say goodnight to this world.

Players: Waaaaah, don't say goodnight anymore, you better live well!

Lan Tian, ​​originally a young elite soldier, was critically injured in a massive explosion caused by the enemy before they died while saving his comrades during an annihilation operation, and ultimately sacrificed his life.

But to Lan Tian's surprise, when he opened his eyes again, he was reborn on the continent of Teyvat as a powerful demon god, and unexpectedly encountered his favorite character from his previous life, as well as many other familiar characters.

"The Demon God of Asura? Now that I've come to Teyvat, I will do my utmost to change those imperfect endings!"

Fukaros: Blue Sky Brother? He takes such good care of me and Funinna like a gentle older brother. He's my favorite person besides Lady Egolia!

Furina: You mean my personal bodyguard? When we first met, I thought he was a bit old-fashioned, but to my surprise, he saw through my identity from the start. However, he didn't say anything, choosing instead to keep it a secret and fight against Fontaine's prophecy with me. You know what happened next... he was really gentle with me and Sister Fukaros... (* /∇＼*)

Morax: My old friend is currently the second most powerful being after me, and also the second oldest god in Liyue. But rest assured, he is approachable, and you don't need to feel nervous around him.

Shadow: I must admit, Rolsheus's martial arts are superior to mine. He's the only one who can withstand my Wuxiang's blade head-on, and also... the one who saved my sister.

Naxi Da: To me, Lantian is an elder I can learn from, and also a gentle and reliable older brother.

Wendy: Hehe~

[Zhongli + Bai'e + Leisurely Wandering in the World + Daily Bliss]

One day, while Zhongli was strolling around, he suddenly arrived in the world of Omphalos in Broken Iron.

Here lies the only remaining human city-state.

There is a group of golden people who are doing heroic deeds and practicing the journey of chasing fire.

There is also a touching epic.

Zhongli's joining in caused some strange changes in Omfalos' world without his knowledge.

Aglaya: "With the Master protecting the dawn, there is hope for the common people..."

Bai'e: "What a saying! Demons and gods alike have risen up in this world. Although I have no desire to compete, I understand the suffering of the people... This is also what I pursue."

Xiadie: "Sir, you are righteous. Xiadie admires you."

Lygus: "Strange, I can't elbow this variable, it feels like the end is so close to me."

Tiemu: "If I had known the ending, I would have just let it rot in my stomach..."

Chu Hang suddenly traveled to Changkong City in Honkai Impact 3 and was invited to a chat group that had traveled through time at the same time.

Kiana of the End: "I am the Ruler of the End who controls time and space, and I know the fate of all beings in the past and future!"

Traveler Ying: "I am Traveler Ying, who travels through the long river of time across billions of worlds. I master the seven elements and know the fate of all things!"

When Chu Hang saw this, he felt that there was something wrong with every member of the chat group, and they were completely inconsistent with their original personalities!

The next moment, Chu Hang saw the traveler Yingfa asking:

"@Chu Hang, why are you using my previous life's profile picture and the name Chu Hang?"

Kiana also noticed the blind spot and asked, "Indeed, what's going on @Chu Hang?"

After reading these two messages, Chu Hang guessed that the people who traveled through the chat group at the same time were all reincarnations of fragments of his soul.

So, Chu Hang, who was in Changkong City, sought the confirmation from Kiana, the post-collapse world, and gained a power, the essence of the authority of the end...

【Half-invincible】【Doujin】【No sword】【Daily life】

In the world of Genshin Impact, you gain the ability to fight anyone on equal terms. What can you do? Jiang Xiaochen said, you must be a salted fish!

In the world of Genshin Impact, how can you not enjoy life?

So, whenever anyone mentioned Jiang Xiaochen, they would say: Is this what he meant by "no one can beat him"?!

He fought a draw with Tartaglia, the Prince of the Fatui, and a draw with General Thunder. Even Morax Zhongli once said: If he fought against Jiang Xiaochen, the Second Demon War might break out.

At this time, the traveler Ying said: "I have never seen him beat anyone, but I have never seen anyone beat him."

[Multiple Images] + [Even those who haven't seen Honkai Impact 3rd or Ling Cage can understand this] + [Invincible]

I, Bai Yuekui, am one of the strongest humans in the apocalypse, and I have long been accustomed to struggling and fighting.

Until the [Collapse Iron Nation Fate] began, my worldview was collapsing and rebuilding every day.

At first, I thought my teammate was a crazy white-haired cosplayer who wore gorgeous robes every day and forcibly helped old ladies cross the street.

Later, he told me that he knew me, knew my world, and even knew my biggest hidden illness.

I thought he was talking nonsense.

until--

He crushed the alloy lock with his bare hands, a lock that even my Tang sword couldn't cut open, and then asked me innocently, "Isn't that how you pick locks?"

He casually tossed the child's model airplane into the air, where it broke through the atmosphere, and confidently declared, "Don't worry, it'll float down tomorrow."

He punched his enemy into dust, but sighed, "Sorry, I couldn't hold back."

He even rubbed a black hole in front of me with his bare hands, and then earnestly explained, "I just wanted to reason with it."

I'm numb.

When he said he could be my great-great-great-great-grandfather, I wanted to chop him up with a knife.

But when he sprouted wings on his back, transformed into the blazing sun, and judged calamities as a god, I finally understood...

Perhaps, I am the mortal who needs to be saved.

This world is truly insane!