[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.

[Lotus Above Peach Below] [Lotus and Peach CP] [Slightly angsty]

I don't know how to write a summary, so I'll just select the main text...

Clutching the empty Fontainebleau bottle, Hu Tao staggered and crashed into Funina's cabin door. Before Funina could speak, she threw herself into her arms, reeking of alcohol.

Funina instinctively held her waist, and before she could speak, a kiss with a sweet, wine-like scent landed on her lips. It wasn't gentle, even a little clumsy, and Hu Tao's nose brushed against her cheek. "Funina," she buried her face in the other's neck, her voice muffled yet exceptionally clear, "I... like you... Fufu."

Funina's fingers froze. She was used to Hu Tao's fussiness and dependence, but she never imagined that this intimacy would turn into a confession. The words stuck in her throat, and looking at the expectant eyes of the person in her arms, she didn't know whether to nod or shake her head.

After waiting for a while without receiving a response, Hu Tao slowly straightened up. She saw the hesitation in Funina's eyes, and the astonishingly bright look in them instantly dimmed. She didn't say another word, but simply loosened her grip on the wine bottle, turned around, gently closed the door, and let her footsteps fade into the distance without looking back.

Another name.

"Fou, You Smell So Good!"

Ansel's Diary: Day 1: Dating Kal'tsit; Day 2: Dating Theresia; Day 3: Dating Mostima; Day 4: Dating Surtr. "I opened the diary, and this diary...this diary has no specific date. On each page, written crookedly, are the words 'Life is wonderful and happy.' I couldn't sleep, so I carefully read it for half the night, and finally, I saw between the lines that the whole book was filled with the words 'snap up' and 'marriage.' Someone tell me, why do these guys fall in love with me?" First day at Rhodes Island University [Fourth day, no cooking]

"Who exactly are you?" On the snowy plains of Belloborg, looking at the unwilling Cocolia, Qiong's lips curled into a smile. "Just a passing Galaxy Baseball Man, remember that!" In the Immortal Boat Luofu, looking at the massive Huanlong before her, Qiong pulled out Jingyuan and Yinyue's cards. "Huanlong, these two cards are enough to deal with you!" Facing the Sand Gold shouting "Dedicated to the Amber King," Qiong drew her greatsword. "I mourn for the dead!" The beaten crowd was indignant! You call this a loan?! "I said it's a loan, it's a loan!" Holding a bunch of cards, Qiong's face was full of righteous indignation!

Arknights movie viewing

I searched the entire internet but couldn't find a true Ark movie-watching book, so I had to write one myself. Please forgive me if it's not a good one.

(Various ooc + watching movies + secondary creation + hook history + the protagonist is a foreshadowing)

Why did w suddenly go crazy

Why did Kal'tsit suddenly breathe out?

Why did the doctor become a handgrip dynamometer?

Let’s all be together in Ark II.

Chen Mo, an ordinary young man from Earth, was transformed into Tom, a blue cat, due to a mistake by the world consciousness of Tom and Jerry. Since Tom wasn't the person the world consciousness wanted, it had no choice but to throw him into the Beng Iron City. "What a joke? This is your origin?" Black Tower of the Genius Club stared at the lively blue cat before him, his mind reeling.

Why did Huang Da Mao chase and hack away for three blocks with a chainsaw? Why did Rosemary cry in the middle of the night? Why were the three leaders of the Lungmen Guard Bureau gritting their teeth and sharpening their knives? Why did the Rat King's daughter develop yandere syndrome? ...Lin Yu: That's right, I did it all! [Cracked Egg]

"This land is rife with conflict, but here, we will protect everything. We uphold the dignity of the law and do our utmost to stop any attempt to subvert the order of Longmen. Even if the road ahead is filled with difficulties, we will fight bravely. We are the Longmen Guard Bureau."

Xu Ling: "Mr. Chen, the promotional video is finished. Can I leave work now?"

Chen Huijie: "How come the Guards Bureau has someone like you?"

Shi Huaiya: "Don't worry about this stubborn fan. I'll pay for your dinner after get off work. Eat as much as you want."

Everyone in the Imperial Guard: "Long live!"

No CP+isotype (myself)

[When the cycle of reincarnation ends, the lost traveler will return from nothingness, cross the long river of time, set foot on the other side of new life, and recast the chapter of destiny...]

A prophecy from the end of the world made the once revered General Yunqi step onto the chessboard of the star god game.

No one knows what happened... but when the end came, and all things came to an end, a young man with white hair and red eyes returned from the void and voluntarily made a contract with the gods...

When he opened his eyes again, he was already in another world.

Who is he? Keigo, Keigen, or... Wu?

It didn't matter. He just needed to know that he would never make the same mistake again.

———

Reading Notes:

1. The devil is the main plot setting, and the protagonist's mental state is always Schrödinger's stability.

2. The Blue Star content ends after Chapter 24. If you don’t like it, you can skip it directly. Starting from the second volume, the live content will be uniformly marked.

3. Not a role-playing character! The protagonist is Jing Yuan himself after reincarnation, and his memory has been restored at the beginning of the story.

(Modified Type-Moon, harem, no system, already a completed million-word novel) First lesson in transmigrating to the Eastern Han Dynasty: Being too handsome really gets you hunted down! Looking at his handsome face and automatically seductive eyes reflected in the bronze mirror, Liu Bei angrily tore up the script: "Who installed this succubus passive skill?!" [Your hero Cao Cao has triggered the "Green Plum is Not as Good as a Fallen Flower" darkening line] "Xuande, will you choose my Seven Star Sword..." Cao Cao's sword tip pressed against Zhuge Liang's fox tail, "or this demoness's feather fan?" [The Little Conqueror of Jiangdong activates the "True Love Lunch Box" skill!] Sun Ce, wielding a spiked club, kicked open the door: "Liu! Xuan! De!?! You promised to go with me, sisters! Why did you only go to see my sister yesterday?" To make matters worse—Lü Bu arrived riding Red Hare: "Bei Bei! How dare you favor Dong Zhuo alone?" While the whole world was chanting "He who gains Xuan De gains the empire"—Liu Bei angrily slammed the table: "Let whoever wants this succubus script take it! I will conquer this chaotic world with a face of maximizing benevolence!"