Carl traveled through time and space and came to the capital of Camelot. He opened a small restaurant here and planned to live an honest life.

I don’t know if the people in this place like dark cuisine or don’t go out to eat. There are very few customers in his small restaurant. The only one who often comes is a young lady named Al and her companions.

"Do you think King Arthur really doesn’t understand people’s hearts?"

"Do you think King Arthur really deserves to be called the Chosen King?"

"Do you think Mordred can inherit the throne?"

Hearing that this young lady is so concerned about these messy things, Carl is helpless, but he still tells her about it because of the money she gave.

Finally one day, Altria, who used the alias Al, couldn’t help it.

"Boss, I’m going to show my cards. I am King Arthur!"

"What!? King Arthur can’t be a girl!"

After traveling back in time as a Hare, he arrived in the Collapse World. To wait for the train to space, Hare decided to bring smiles to everyone's faces by making games. Pink Flying Flower: "When will you, cutie, make more touching games like Undertale?" Metal Cool Wolf: "Next time, I'll definitely beat this Hare in the fighting game Guilty Gear!" Coffin Man: "Civilization made me feel the depth of civilization and the meaning of the world, but I have to delete it, or my company will be unable to repay its debts because of my delays." Polite Boom Punch: "Please, don't make games like Undertale or Overcome Difficulties with Hare!" ... Looking at the comments left by people who were both familiar and a little unfamiliar, Brownie smiled happily. "Hare doesn't just hack into the world, it can also hack into the hearts of others. Brownie uses games to quietly hack into people's lives!"

Meng Xing, after a second time travel, arrives in Teyvat with a maxed-out combat account, expressing his desire for a retirement life free to do as he pleases! Follow your heart, focusing on achieving enlightenment through a single thought! The regrets of the Liyue immortals? Make amends! Resurrect my... ugh. Guizhong, the immortals, the Yakshas, ​​the Great Compassion Tree King, your souls have returned! Return when I tell you to. Break the game with violence, focusing on a no-holds-barred approach. Winter? Monsters? Abyss? Heaven's law? Too lazy to even think about it!

Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!

Lin Qiuyue transmigrated into the world of *Honkai Impact 3rd*, becoming Otto's traitor and spying on the main characters at St. Freya Academy. Her original plan was to peacefully save money until the "Queen's Descent" event started, then escape and find a place to retire. However, the process of saving money was incredibly boring. To find some amusement and save for retirement, Lin Qiuyue decided to use the Destiny Network to copy novels, comics, songs, and movies from her previous life on Earth to earn some extra cash. But who knew that this copying would... destroy the world of *Honkai Impact 3rd*! Herrscher of the Void: "Just a few more days, *Puella Magi Madoka Magica* will soon reach its finale." [Volga Route]

"This body is the most noble and precious in the mortal world." "I shall hold the supreme power of the world. This body has promised my subjects a dream, an unchanging 'eternity' for thousands of generations." "I truly can do anything! I just can't cook!" Gazing at the elegant purple figure in the mirror, Lei Dianying, who had traveled through time as the God of Thunder and awakened his past life memories after more than three thousand years, recalled his actions over the years with some embarrassment. His remarks, reminiscent of those in the later stages of his chuunibyou, worried deeply about Inazuma's mess. Then, her cheat bar ended. [Ding! Ruler chat group unlocked!] Lei Dianying: ??? [Ding! Future Prime Minister Fujiwara Chika, Nazarick's empty-nest old bones, and Rock King Morax have joined the chat group!] Lei Dianying: ...I understand the logic. The latter two are also rulers. But, Fujiwara Chika... her? The future Prime Minister? What kind of world line is this?! [Ding! Archbishop Candidate Otto, Archbishop Otto of Heavenly Destiny, and Future Archbishop Theresa of Heavenly Destiny have joined the chat group! You're raising poison here, are you the Three-Life Buddha?!

Good news: I became Enkidu. Bad news: I transmigrated to the world of Honkai Impact 3, and their eyes are all weird! In simulation: [Blocked a hit from the Herrscher of Death for Kevin, gained Death Resistance A+] [Mébius gave up his ideals for you, gained a handsome young man A+] [Became the only light in Otto's heart, gained Spark Prism (Petrification) EX]..... Otto: "Enough, Kallen! Get out of here with your pink donkey! Enkidu is mine!" Raiden Mei: "Enough! We are good sisters, that's true, but I am Enkidu's first girlfriend!" Bronya: "Hey~ Father, didn't you and Mother agree to go to the amusement park with Bronya and Seele today?" Alicia: "Sorry, Mei~ The battle for the main wife is always like this????~" Enkidu: "I am the zeroth seat of the Fire Chaser [Heavenly Lock], I came in response to your cry for help, that's right, I am your mast.

Su Yang traveled to the Star Iron World and awakened the otherworld lottery system. Completing special tasks each week grants special abilities. Su Yang wants to be a decent person, but there are penalties for exceeding the task time limit. ... [Replies have been optimized and degraded?] [The X-ray glasses are still a bit lacking.] [Time Stop is powerful, but why can it only touch female targets after it stops?] [The hypnosis app is good, but it can only hypnotize one target at a time? Why didn't you say that earlier...who of them is being hypnotized?] [Infinite stamina is great, the Succubus trait is also mentioned, and the Master-Servant Contract is not impossible.] [The EX Curry Stick also makes sense.] [What is Lance Slash?] [What the hell is the self-destruction that forces defeat?] [There's even a Holy Grail? Huh? The Holy Grail can be linked to a specific character?] .... "Let me dispel a rumor here. I have nothing to do with pleasure or reproduction. I'm just an ordinary person passing by."

Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.

In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.

But.

What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?

Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end

Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)

Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane

Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!

(Daily, funny)

I'm shattered! No exaggeration, no figure of speech, I'm genuinely shattered. Split in two. Why is this happening? Cosplaying Thor and becoming Thor? I can accept that! After the company crashed, wanting to escape Earth so much that you time-traveled? I can understand that too. But one me has become two me—not just Thor Baal? Or Balzeb? What happens when a bootleg meets the real thing?! I guess the only option is to work harder, right?! After all, looking like someone else isn't scary, it's the one who's weaker who's embarrassed! Those who know, know! [Hibernating Wind Stone]