I, the immortal black serpent, reside in Ursus, a young and promising immortal. I lack the overwhelming power of monstrous calamities, the potent corruption of demons, and the boundless adaptability of the Sea Child. Though I possess strange memories, I am certainly not as old as my predecessors. My only dream is to die a peaceful, natural death. I adopted a simple-minded child who constantly opposes me and urges me to join her in her demise. I befriended a reclusive pen pal who likes to send me landscape paintings, but I always feel she's out of touch with the times. I met a goofy hunter who asked me for [a cool pen].

This is a fanfic based on Arknights. The rating is low because of rating manipulation. It contains original settings, so please be aware! (I'm saying this three times because it's important: It contains original settings!!! It contains original settings!!! It contains original settings!!!)

The main characters are little girls, and the story revolves around sisterly love. The interactions are limited to nothing more than physical contact. If you find this disturbing, please don't watch!

Layered Armor (The author is a newbie writer, so there may be repetitions or inadequate emotional descriptions. The early chapters may be a bit drawn out, focusing on character development. Please be gentle with your criticism, as there may be some personal interpretations included.)

What kind of stories will unfold on Earth after Skadi, the fifth god of the sea, is unwittingly abducted?

Earth: I never spit out the bones when I eat white hair, but she has no bones!

Doctor: What the hell is this?! Holy crap, a living, un-knife-wielded white-haired creature! I immediately started licking it like crazy.

Kal'tsit: You and your race make me laugh... I'm not talking about you, don't look at me like that.

(The plot will contain some minor angst. Kaya's character is that of a blank slate meeting Skadi, the aloof orca (scratch that). As we all know, when two airheads meet, an unsolvable law is formed. There will be explanations of this in the chapter.)

[Lotus Above Peach Below] [Lotus and Peach CP] [Slightly angsty]

I don't know how to write a summary, so I'll just select the main text...

Clutching the empty Fontainebleau bottle, Hu Tao staggered and crashed into Funina's cabin door. Before Funina could speak, she threw herself into her arms, reeking of alcohol.

Funina instinctively held her waist, and before she could speak, a kiss with a sweet, wine-like scent landed on her lips. It wasn't gentle, even a little clumsy, and Hu Tao's nose brushed against her cheek. "Funina," she buried her face in the other's neck, her voice muffled yet exceptionally clear, "I... like you... Fufu."

Funina's fingers froze. She was used to Hu Tao's fussiness and dependence, but she never imagined that this intimacy would turn into a confession. The words stuck in her throat, and looking at the expectant eyes of the person in her arms, she didn't know whether to nod or shake her head.

After waiting for a while without receiving a response, Hu Tao slowly straightened up. She saw the hesitation in Funina's eyes, and the astonishingly bright look in them instantly dimmed. She didn't say another word, but simply loosened her grip on the wine bottle, turned around, gently closed the door, and let her footsteps fade into the distance without looking back.

Another name.

"Fou, You Smell So Good!"

[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.

【Honkai Impact 3 x Yandere】Each story is a short, independent narrative of over 10,000 words, allowing you to experience profound emotional stimulation even in short bursts of free time.

When moonlight is bound by chains, when the oath of Judah is stained with the crimson of possessiveness—

These are the Valkyries' obsessive love letters. Kiana's Sky City is blanketed in snow that never ceases, each ice crystal etched with the words "Only look at me"; Mei's katana severs all bonds that come close to you, the blade reflecting her tearful yet crazed eyes; Bronya's data torrent imprisons you in a binary cage, the code looping the command "Private Property".

Himeko's cigar burned out, the last inch of restraint gone, and the liquor mixed with her command hit your collarbone: "Dare to step out of this dormitory and see what happens?" Fu Hua's Crimson Wings swept past your neck, and the protection of a thousand years finally twisted into the ancient precept: "You can only belong to me."

There is no redemption here, only a cage woven with their tenderness. When the Valkyries' love transcends the threshold of reason, are you the prey, or the only god they are willing to burn everything to protect?

Open this collection and witness the most insane forbidden aesthetics under a collapsed worldview—love to the extreme is a depravity that even the world can be sacrificed.

Lacey accidentally becomes bound to a savior simulator, capable of generating simulations based on his inner desires. His desire? To make the Sarkaz great again, of course!! So he arrives in Letania… and fails his art school entrance exams! Lacey: ? Forming a Workers' Party! Lacey: ? ? Giving a speech in the beer hall! Lacey: ? ? ? Lacey: Quack!! I'm Lacey, not Lacey!

Lu Chen, who was unsuccessful in both his career and exams, unknowingly transmigrated to the Honkai world and became the first Herrscher, the Herrscher of Reason.

After becoming a Herrscher, Lu Chen discovered that this world was neither the current civilization of Honkai Impact 3, nor the previous civilization, nor the world of Honkai Impact 2.

This is a future, unknown civilization on Earth! A civilization before a previous civilization, without foresight or a system to aid them, let's see how Lu Chen fights against the collapse!

(After the Blue Star civilization ends, the story will move on to the Honkai Impact 3rd civilization, Genshin Impact, and Honkai Impact 3rd.)

(Volume 1 is complete!)

Zhang Heng, a popular science writer and content creator on Bilibili, can project his live stream commentary onto the Teyvat continent by binding to the system.

Opening commentary: Paimon's mouth is divine!

Walnut: "Giggle~ Mechanical~ Giggle~ This is hilarious!"

Fufu: "Flying Dwarf Violet, perfectly reasonable! Who came up with this nickname?"

Naxida: "Bai Feifei, do you still remember the Lanaluo people?"

Review of Zhongli, the Rock King Emperor, and play the PV [Listener]!

Hu Tao: "The Rock King Emperor... what the hell is it that the three gods can't even gather one Mora?"

Xiangling: "GenDemon character demo, what's the deal with the storyteller Zhongba?"

Zhong Li: "Zhong Li da da da, good heavens, I'm dead from all this damage!"

Review of Fynne, the most tragic character in Teyvat, and play the PV [Light Ripples]!

Lynette: "This is true, a mortal body, yet on par with the gods!"

Xiaogong: "It's hard to imagine how lonely she must have been for the past five hundred years!"

Charlotte: "Waaah, your eyes are full of water element! Fumen!"

Tear-jerking storylines and hilarious fan-created content have been revealed, sending the entire continent of Teyvat into a frenzy!

[Group Moon Project]

[Features a female lead (no need to check tags) + no system + native inhabitants as a variable, not a time-travel story, and... not incestuous!!!]

In that other timeline, the positions of the stars began to shift, and a path was paved out by mysterious starlight that seemed to stretch endlessly into the distance. But was this path... different?

...

In this timeline, Cecilia didn't only give birth to one daughter, so the story will unfold from here, and will fate change as a result...?

This is a road paved with 'variables', and some people have sprinkled 'hope' upon it, hoping that it is a road opened up by hope...

(Not an invincible novel + multiple female leads + comedy + references)

Look closely, this man named Xuan Li in front of you only had cancer, but the disease broke both his legs.

"Damn it, am I really going to have to stop here?"

He thought with a mixture of disappointment and resentment, but the reality was not so...

As soon as Xuan closed his eyes, when he opened them again, he found himself out of the hospital bed—or more accurately, out of his original world.

But Xuan Li was just an ordinary person, with nothing special about him except for his unrealistically handsome appearance... until he noticed that there seemed to be more and more girls around him...

——————

Xing: Hiss—, Xuanli, you look delicious!

March 7th: Seriously, why is it so hard for a grown man like you to be so good-looking? And you always like to tease us.

Seele: What? Are you scared?

Huo Huo: Waaaaah, Mr. Xuanli, please stop bullying me...

Fu Xuan: Xuan Li, you bad guy!

Qingque: Quick! Go and seduce the Grand Diviner! Get her to approve my leave, then we can go fishing together!

The Great Black Tower: Well, I reluctantly admit that your appearance is indeed superior to mine.

Hanabi: Hahahaha, you're so funny!

Firefly: I really wish I could have met you sooner.

Xia Die: Lord Xuanli, thank you...

Feng Jin: Li Bao! I'll always be here waiting for you!

Saifeier: Ha, you delicate beauty, you'd better watch your heart...

——————

In response, Xuanli stated:

"I really need to control you, really."