Shen Fei arrived on Teyvat and activated the tour guide system. The first guest he bound to was Ying, who was searching for her brother. Aside from Ying, Shen Fei discovered that the only guests he could bind to were demons. So, he used various methods to lure all the gods into his tour group. "Lovely and beautiful Lady Finina, the goddess of water, standing before you is Shen Fei, leader of the Teyvat tour group, and..."

[Funny guy + relaxed style + no swords in the whole text]

Fu Le accidentally traveled to the world of Genshin Impact and became the destiny walker of the Joyful Star God Aha. In order to become a qualified entertainer, Fu Le's behavior gradually became abstract.

At the beginning,

"Fu Le, as a great music lover, Aha thinks you are even more immature than a newly born eagle!"

......

later,

"Well done, boy! That's it! Ah Ha was right about you!"

......

at last,

"Ah? Is that even possible? You shocked Aha!!"

Otto, the youngest son of the Bishop of Destiny, could have lived a life of idleness and complacency.

But when he opened his eyes, he was transported to a world more than 500 years in the future.

However, he discovered that his household registration book only had one page left, making him not only an orphan but also the Bishop of Destiny.

He will embark on a different story.

Rita: I'll stake my life on being the strongest maid and I absolutely will not let that donkey get close to His Holiness the Bishop.

Yae Sakura: Kallen? My lord, you jest. Kallen and I are just friends. And, Miss Rita, those are fox ears.

Seele: Is this Bronya's seat? It's so nice to sit here.

Bronya: Your Excellency, please stay away from Seele. Your thighs are Bronya's place.

Kiana/True Kiana: You're not allowed to kiss me with the same lips you used to kiss her!

Cecilia: Oh dear, you're very welcome. If you're tired, please rest your head on my lap.

Fu Hua: If it were you now, could you accompany me for the rest of my life?

Tia transmigrated to Fuyuki City and became a red-haired boy. He originally thought he was just an ordinary person, but to his surprise, at the age of 7 during the Fourth Holy Grail War, he met Waver and learned that he actually had a magic circuit—and even accidentally awakened his Origin.

Tia never would have imagined that his Origin was actually sword! He turned out to be Shirou Emiya before the Great Fire of Fuyuki!

What shocked Tia even more was that his father and mother's Origins were Compassion and Return, respectively!

What the hell is going on here?! Is this really the Fourth Holy Grail War I know? This is way too absurd!

The author's composition is complex, and it also contains some elements of Honkai Impact 3rd. It is slightly ooc, so please don't criticize if you don't like it.

(This book is written by the author for himself. Those who don’t want to read it don’t have to.)

(It's just a joke, so just read it for fun. Don't take it too seriously.)

A middle school boy named Liu Heng was slapped to death by some idle End, and was sent to another world by the kind-hearted Imaginary Number Tree, who also gave him a role-playing system. Then, "Wow, isn't this the ancestor? This is taking off."

"C, who is this? Why does he have white hair?"

"Fuck, is this Skyfire so awesome when it's unsheathed?"

(The author is a student, so updates may be unstable, but the author promises that he will finish writing and will not stop updating. If the author really stops updating, it is likely that the author has lost his phone.)

Traveling through the Collapse, Li Ling binds to a system that allows her to become stronger by provoking others. In order to improve her strength, she is forced to go further and further down the path of becoming a bad woman (so realistic)!

"You can just tell me! Kiana, you're so cute and beautiful, I might agree~"

"Don't worry, Miss Mei, I have no ill intentions. On the contrary, I am equally interested in you, Miss Mei."

"Please agree to my relationship with Cecilia's daughter! Lord Yulan Dell! This is my lifelong wish!"

"Miss Seele, you don't want to miss your sister Bronya, do you?"

…

"...Can we reconcile? Please! I was just talking, I never intended to actually do it. I guarantee it with Bishop Otto's life. If I lie, he will die tragically in Klosten Cathedral later!"

Looking at the several Herrschers gradually approaching him, Li Ling knew that his death was near, so he argued in this way.

I've traveled to the world of the Star Dome Railway. Let's board the Star Dome Train first. Once we're aboard, everything will be fine. Wait, where's the Immortal Boat Alliance? You're asking me who the Star God of Destruction is, and why hasn't the Interstellar Peace Company been established yet?! What era of the Star Dome Railway did you send me to? Wait, who's that masked figure? Damn, what a mess!!! ——— To witness the wonderful stories of the universe and the laughter of life, the joyful Envoy participates in everyone's story, sharing memories, both good and bad. Accompanying the genius Heita, we explore the truth of the universe. Join the Five Heroes of the Clouds to defeat evil creatures. Jingliu hasn't gone mad, Ren is still the nimble Yingxing, and Jingyuan is no longer the king of pressure. The Poteo family remains happy, and he's struggling to control his swearing, lest he corrupt his little daughter. He tells her stories of adventurers and cowboys. The Star Core Hunters have a new member. Go shopping with Kafka and Firefly, play games with Silver Wolf, and play tricks on the Pioneer Star. What to do if Firefly is naughty and loves to play pranks? Press her on the knee and spank her. ————

"Little white mouse, why did you come to my lab?" (Excited) "Because the pay here is low, the workload is heavy, and there have even been scandals involving sudden employee deaths and human experimentation." (Serious) "...Masochism?" — "Infinity" Mobius "Hi, are you the rumored troubled newcomer? I'm Alicia, deputy leader of the Thirteen Heroes. What do you want to talk to me about?" — "True Self" Alicia "Those eyes are long dead. I don't understand why you joined the Fire Moth, but I can't refuse Mei's decision. You... are already trapped." — "Savior" Kevin "Family, love, longing, desire... That guy has none of that. He's like an exquisite puppet, irritating." — "Ao Mie" Qianjie People call hell the human world and greed hope. They always disdain silent anger, but have a special liking for justified cruelty. There is no hope in this world, just like a moth chasing a flame. Only when it is incinerated... do they realize what they have walked into. I am just like a moth chasing the flame. — Meltina "Purgatory"

In a deserted alley, the two Ritas stared at each other in bewilderment. In the city sky, Wuxiang slashed the heavens with a single blow. In the wind of freedom, how could Wendy and I fly together? Why are St. Freya's dorms constantly being burglarized? Why did the dean collapse unconscious? Why did the white-haired father become a mother? How did heterosexuality become homosexuality? Who will become the king of the Honkai Harem?... Is this a distortion of human nature or a decline of morality? Everyone: Who did this? Hanabi: What? Hanabi knows nothing. Hehehe, I'm just happy.

Why does Ryunosuke Yusheng commit suicide frequently?

Why did Tohsaka Tokiomi hunt down his disciple?

Why doesn’t Jin glitter cooperate with the emperor?

Why is my king homeless?

Behind all this, is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality.

Please read this book, a man who plays tricks by comics.