Kevin: I have a pair of magic eyes, a pair of magic eyes that record the past and engrave everything about heroes.

It will choose the son of the times, and I will follow him and witness his bravery and decline.

Because of it, whether I like it or not, I walk in that magnificent epic.

I am called... a man of miracles by the world.

Sand sculpture point:

Kevin: I have a master named Scathach, she wants to stab me every day.

I found a husky named Fenrir, he only knows how to destroy the house.

I have two maids, named Slud and Brunhilde, they are both Valkyries.

I have an apprentice, the goddess of ice and snow Skadi, she always wants to stab me on behalf of the master.

I have a pair of cheap twin sisters in Asgard, the god of light and the god of darkness.

I have a cheap father in the continent of Erin, the god of light and the sun.

In fact, these are not things worth showing off, right?

This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

"I traveled to Type-Moon and gained the recognition of the Root. As long as I can die an abnormal death, I can ascend to the Throne of Heroes and become the Lord of the Throne of Heroes, an existence that is stronger and freer than the Seven Crowns." "For this reason, I started to act like a fool in Type-Moon." "I scolded Gilgamesh to his face, challenged the almighty Zeus in Greece, openly kidnapped Skadi in Northern Europe, declared that Solomon was a demon god instead of the Son of God in Israel, and stood on Morgan's side in Britain..." "But why am I still alive now?" 1994, Fuyuki. A famous figure in history, the third friend of the Most Ancient King, the first prime minister of Mesopotamia, the man favored by the Greek gods, the king of giants in Northern Europe, the incarnation of God who awakened Solomon's humanity in Israel, assisted by Prince Camelot... The young but weathered-looking Lovi sat on the top of the Fuyuki Bridge, sighed, and looked at the scene in front of him: "Tell me, what went wrong here?" "Or, you kill me and let me ascend to the Throne of Heroes? Please!" Kiritsugu Emiya lit a cigarette, glanced at Artoria who was holding the Holy Spear next to him, the King's Treasure unfolded by Gilgamesh, the red spear tip extended from the Kingdom of Shadows... The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.

Mikael traveled through time and found himself in the Type-Moon world, a full two hundred years away from the Fourth Holy Grail War, a period he was more familiar with. As a Dead Apostle, he resolved to exploit his strengths and become the Type-Moon world's Tenlipo Sword Master, kicking the Suppressor with his feet and punching the Jeweled Man. Two centuries passed, and during this long period, he finally grasped the truth: being a Dead Apostle meant sleeping soundly, not daydreaming! … [Pure Type-Moon text, weak introduction. This book includes Mahou, FP Cangyin's Fragments, FGO 2.6 Prequel to the Demon Table (original), FZ, Sky Realm, FSN, El-Melloi II, FGO, and more. Other Type-Moon works may also be added.] [Due to the sheer volume and various variations, please forgive any omissions.]

Duanmu arrived in the world of Genshin Impact with a dashboard. All characters he'd paid for appeared on the dashboard. The Thunder God Baalzebul, the head shrine maiden Yae Mimiko of Narukami Taisha Shrine, Kamisato Ayaka, the eldest daughter of the Kamisato family, Nagano Fireworks Shop's Nagayoshi, the Resistance...

This is the graveyard where the Age of Gods ended, this is the cradle where humanity began, this is... Britain. To save Britain from its destined destruction, Anahn, carrying the Key of God, embarked on the path called hero. "Next, I will launch an awesome attack. Let's see who will be the lucky one!" Looking at the trembling gods before him, Anahn raised the blazing Heavenly Fire of Annihilation in his hand, a harmless smile on his face.

【Simulation starts】

[This is a winter in the fifth century AD]

[The long hunt of the Winter Goddess is finally over, but her original home is no longer suitable for habitation. 】

[Finally one day my father made a decision. We boarded the boat and headed west, finally arriving at an island. 】

【We are——Saxons】

[The outsiders and conquerors of this land are also survivors trying to survive. 】

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Qin Qiaosong is a traveler, but his soul has long been imprinted on the history of Xingyue.

I am King Arthur's enemy, the wolf from the sea;

I am the guide and the light of Hades;

I am a compatriot of smoke-drunk Hassan, a person who failed to become "Hasan";

I am the younger brother of the Roman Emperor, and I perform "The Double" at the end of the show;

I am the work of Love, the guardian of Pharaoh;

...

Then one day I fought a Holy Grail War with only me.

Good news, Xia Ling traveled through time. Bad news, the place she traveled through was Changkong City. Even worse news, she was turned into a box when she landed on the ground, and turned into Xia Ling. In order to avoid dying repeatedly after resurrection, Xia Ling was forced to open the semi-finished system in advance, and embarked on a journey of becoming stronger starting from a single-pass Sami pigeon. After unlocking more functions of the system, Xia Ling was surprised to find that her system could not only connect to the pigeon theme of the Ark, but even the collapsed one. [Alisa and the Eternal Paradise] [Unexpected Encounter] [In a dark experimental field, a cute girl with long green hair and a petite figure was thinking about something in distress. Seeing you approach, the girl claimed to be a weak researcher with little combat power. She begged for your help, hoping that you could go to her laboratory and help her complete a harmless little experiment] [Oh my gosh! (I like experiments!)] (✓) [Forget it (less trouble is more)] [You are pulled into the laboratory by a petite green-haired girl. You see her delicate features suddenly crumble into a pool of dark green liquid. Then, a giant dark green snake rises from the shadows, looking at you with malicious eyes] [Enter the battle (encounter a difficult battle)]

In a parallel world, the game Genshin Impact released a brand new character in version 4.0: Yuntian, the polearm-wielding Yuntian! Players are unanimous about his strength...

[It has health recovery, damage, dominance, displacement, range, and tracking! This is a true hexagonal warrior!]

[Wow, this character's passive is a perfect match for Fufu!]

[Well, I can only say that this is the perfect couple for me! Yunfu is awesome!]

[Looks great, right? You can only draw one! Because they're both in the same card pool! (Smile)]

..........

On the continent of Teyvat...

Yuntian: Um...I think it’s too early to talk about some things?

Fukaros: But she already likes you! You can't escape, so just accept your fate!

Navellette: (Silence) (Nods)

Yuntian: But I really didn’t think about these things!

(It starts with a slow tempo, and the sinner dances and begins to confess his love)