(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)

(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)

When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.

Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"

Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.

Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.

Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.

Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.

Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."

From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.

It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.

[Time travel + invincibility + multiple female protagonists + abstraction + male protagonist can dress up as a woman + one-time transformation, only once, will change back in one chapter] Do not enter if you don't like it

He traveled through time and space, becoming a captain drifting through the vast ocean of Honkai Impact 3rd, achieving a perfect ending and living a happy life. However, the belated system brought him back to a time before the main storyline even began, when the three little ones were still fighting for survival in Changkong City.

"It's a second time travel, so why did you lose all my clothes when you teleported?"

"What do you mean you only got the right to use the Divine Key? This Divine Key isn't on my ship. I stole it from its original owner and have to return it after use."

"What the hell is Theresa Killer? How could I possibly have such a talent?"

The introduction is weak, please read the main text.

Note: Mei appears in Chapter 38 of Volume 2, and the Mars part begins in Chapter 274 of Volume 5. The early stage is slow and there are many female protagonists.

After completing the Honkai Impact 3rd 2.0 Mars plot, which he (thought he had) played for half a year, Li Qiong was broken by Prometheus's words "Welcome to the Moon". Just as he was scolding Mihoyo for being inhuman, he turned into the Honkai Impact 3rd male star He Jingqiong and traveled to Changkong City before the whole story began.

However, for some reason, he not only obtained the power of the star core, but also possessed the power of Luo Xing's "Awakening". He had planned to rely on good relations with the three major families to enter Saint Freya and lie low until the end of the Great Collapse to enter the Destiny and live under Theresa. However, unexpected people appeared one after another:

Baiji: "Qiong, long time no see, how are you doing lately?"

Selim: "Kyouko, it's wrong for a pet to run around~"

Serapeimu: "Brother Qiong, Sister Songque and the others miss you very much..."

Looking at Songque who was crying and rushing towards him for a hug, and then looking at Mei and others who were showing a sick smile and holding a kitchen knife behind him, Qiong said that he really knew nothing!

【TieTie+Old Antique Retirement Life+Invincible+Little OOC】

When he woke up one day, he found himself traveling to the Zero World and became Fu Hua from Honkai Impact 3rd.

"O world favored by the Great Leiyin Temple, please respond to me!"

With the strength of a supreme immortal, he can walk sideways in the absolute zone.

But because of this...

Being targeted by a little fox who is obsessed with martial arts.

"Teacher, please teach me how to practice."

"Teacher, I want to become stronger!"

"Teacher, I really want to improve."

[Early Teyvat, later Teyvat + Earth] [The Four Shadows will have more and more screen time and become T0 contenders, don't worry] [The issue of not retaliating has been initially fixed, but there may be omissions. You can tag the author to let them know so they can be corrected.] He transmigrated to Teyvat, becoming the younger brother of one of the original Four Shadows, and intended to groom him as his successor. However, Zhao Ziying only felt oppressed here. Because none of his four older sisters were normal. One was always busy with work, loving humanity and offering help, but was beaten by her boss and later tried hard to save the family. Another was possessed and became obsessed with creating strange creatures in her space, destroying them if they weren't suitable. Another was clearly powerful, but pretended to be stupid and slack off all day. Another took advantage of her boss's absence, saying she was going out to work and then never returned. He didn't want to live like this for a second longer. So, when no one was paying attention, he went to Teyvat to find the purple-haired older sister from before. At first, the four of them didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just a child throwing a tantrum and that she would come back after her anger subsided. But when they heard that Zhao Ziying was going to inherit the throne of Narukami, they panicked and rushed to the castle tower. "Stop fooling around, Xiaoying, come home with me. How can a mere mortal ruler be worthy of you?" At that moment, a woman in a white dress and an eye patch approached him, smiling, "Come with me, I can show you the inner workings of the moon." Just as Zhao Ziying was completely bewildered, a pair of slender hands rested on his shoulders, and a gentle yet terrifying voice came from behind him: "Xiaoying, you promised to stay with me this life, right?"

Mu Yang traveled to Teyvat and gained access to the character popularity system. As long as he had enough popularity, his strength would become stronger, and he could also customize his own plot, which would in turn affect Blue Star. So, Mu Yang began his own tricks. At the same time, there were more and more discussions about him in the Parallel Blue Star Forum and the live broadcast room. "The new character is so handsome, my family, it's amazing!" "What did this airborne character say? He wants to kill the Wind Dragon?" "I, True Lord, love to tell the truth, Mu Yang is definitely the murderer who assassinated the God of Rock. I am not the one who made up your constellation!"... Later, the players discovered that every year during the Lantern Festival, the Liyue characters reunited, but Mu Yang never showed up.

【Memory Knife + Reality Sweet】, 【Honkai Impact 3rd】, 【More】

It was not until they sorted out Xia Ze's memories bit by bit that they finally understood how many ups and downs, love and hate, separations and partings he had experienced in his life...

Russell, who traveled to Type-Moon for unknown reasons, is in distress.

Good news: He got the cheat code.

Bad news: The cheat code is 100% or even 90% wrong.

"You need to enter keywords, and use the keywords to generate the life of a certain historical figure for the trial, and get relevant rewards based on the trial achievements?"

"Then I must choose the most ancient dragon Aotian, the all-purpose Gilgamesh!"

"Can't you directly enter a person's name as a keyword?

" "Then, the most ancient hero king, Uruk, a hybrid of man and god."

"Huh? Why am I not called Gilgamesh in the simulation?"

"What!? You said that according to the latest unearthed stone tablet, Lugalbanda is the most ancient hero king?! So I am Gilgamesh's father now?"

"You use the sword of Earth history to kill my official on the moon!?"

Faced with the obviously pitfalls of the cheat code, the trial without any information strategy, and the weak start, Russell could only sigh.

"Ah! This is bad luck. But since I'm here, it's okay if I can't pass the level, but can I let you bully me?"

Aozaki Rin, the adopted son of the Aozaki family, was blind since childhood, until one day he awakened the dream simulator.

[Time: 5th century AD

[You were born. Because you were born blind, you were abandoned by your parents on the roadside until an old knight picked you up. ]

[You have two brothers, one named Kai and the other named Artorius. ]

[You discovered the secret of your "brother" Artorius's men's clothing. ]

[You almost pulled out the sword in the stone. ]

[You picked up a three-eyed cat demon. ]

[As an undercover, you sneaked into the camp of the demon concubine Morgan. ]

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[Time: 1991

[Born blind and disabled in both legs, you were adopted by a magician. ]

[Despite your physical defects, your life is not painful. Because you have a sister who cares about you very much, her name is Sajo manaka. 】

*

Time: Now,

looking at the Knight King, the Root Princess, and the True Ancestor who appeared out of nowhere... Aozaki Aoko hugged the confused Aozaki Rin and cursed.

"Get out, this is my brother, not yours!"

Standing at the main seat in the central control room of Chaldea, the big screen in front of him had a conspicuous big word written on it - Final Game·Grand Time Temple Strategy Battle

"Have we finally come to this point..."

Looking at the empty seats below, Lin Qi closed his eyes, and everything he had experienced during this period flashed through his mind.

He opened his eyes, and there seemed to be a flame flickering in his pupils.

"I'm here, Goetia!"

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All members of Chaldea returned, but they fell into an uproar after seeing the conspicuous big screen and the inexplicable extra records.

"... Final Game·Grand Time Temple Strategy Battle, 1 person participated, and 0 people returned?"

Roman stared at the text displayed on the screen in a daze.