One New Year after Kiana suppressed 99% of Earth's Honkai energy on the moon, Li Sushang, who was supposed to be celebrating the New Year with her two grandmasters and preparing for the holiday, unexpectedly arrived in the Honkai Iron Universe.

That wretched Walter just left without saying goodbye, and now Li Sushang has disappeared too. Sigh, it seems that living a peaceful life requires too much skill.

Li Sushang was completely bewildered upon arriving in the Honkai universe. She hadn't even figured out what was going on when she encountered the cold and aloof Qin Shi Huang. And to make matters worse, the Honkai energy within her was gone.

Damn it, Honkai! It's omnipotent! Give me back my Honkai energy! Give me back my Stigmata!

Fortunately, Ye Xianzhu, Yu Duchen, the Xuanyuan Sword, and the Taixu Sword Qi were still intact. It was a stroke of luck amidst misfortune.

Li Sushang, the chief disciple of the Supreme Freedom Sect: I am really not a personal disciple of your marshal!

Li Dazhentou: You must be my biological sister whom I have never met!

This is a Honkai Impact 3rd fanfic featuring Li Sushang. Don't overthink it; it's a lighthearted, enjoyable story. Please don't be offended if you don't like it. I'm begging you all.

Chen An, a one-in-a-million otaku, stepped on empty air on his way downstairs to pick up a package and traveled to the continent of Teyvat.

There is no cheat code, no system, only two extremely powerful talents. Not only is he immortal, he can also gather all the props in the world into himself.

So, after settling down and having no worries, Chen An began his own journey of courting death.

Mond.

"Hey! Silly Dragon over there, have you seen that mountain-sized bouncing bomb?"

A bouncing bomb powerful enough to nuke the entire Mondstadt suddenly appeared.

Liyue.

"Morax, how can I repay the thousand-year-old hatred?"

The puppy-sized Ruta Dragon King chased Zhongli and bit him madly.

Rice wife.

"Oh my, such a simple trap, only a fool would fall for it."

Yae Shinko swallowed her saliva wildly as she looked at the fried tofu in the crude rope trap in front of her.

…

After countless years, the law of nature awakened from its slumber.

Chen An: "You are the one who is called Tianli?"

Tianli: “?”

"Monster, look at the sword!"

Bang~

"Monster, look at the sword!"

Bang~

As Chen An continued to draw his sword, Tianli also kept kneeling on one knee and putting his hands together to receive the sword.

"Hehe... sir, times have changed." Chen An put away his sword and left.

Tianli: "Is this person crazy? Did I provoke you?"

[You are the Master of Chaldea, the savior of humanity. ]

[Your evil deeds are known to everyone from Orleans to Camelot. ]

[Every singularity has left traces of being ravaged by you. ] [Your fierce reputation can make servants tremble in fear, and can also stop the little demon pillars from crying at night. ]

[And you like to use this sentence to encourage your comrades the most——] In a certain singularity, Xia You's voice is serious:

"The singularity determines the survival of humanity. The only question is how determined we are to defeat it——My dear servants, have you decided who will self-destruct next?"

These days, time travel is nothing new. To be original, you need new methods, you need some outrageous moves. The Type-Moon crossover anime series starting with FGO, Type-Moon Heavy Industries—Fate/Extra: The Holy Grail War of the Moon, is currently being serialized! Gaia: I ask you, Soviet Marshal, would you be willing to become a Heroic Spirit under my command and work overtime every day? Su Mo: Becoming a Heroic Spirit is fine, but working overtime is impossible, I'll never work overtime in my life. Mashu: Senior, get up and work overtime! I want to experience the feeling of explosive damage output! Jeanne d'Arc Alter: You should feel honored that I've willingly come to cling to your leg. Merlin: Let's go, Kongming, with him here we can go home. Kongming: Hmm, young man, from now on, the overtime work is your responsibility.

"This body is the most noble and precious in the mortal world." "I shall hold the supreme power of the world. This body has promised my subjects a dream, an unchanging 'eternity' for thousands of generations." "I truly can do anything! I just can't cook!" Gazing at the elegant purple figure in the mirror, Lei Dianying, who had traveled through time as the God of Thunder and awakened his past life memories after more than three thousand years, recalled his actions over the years with some embarrassment. His remarks, reminiscent of those in the later stages of his chuunibyou, worried deeply about Inazuma's mess. Then, her cheat bar ended. [Ding! Ruler chat group unlocked!] Lei Dianying: ??? [Ding! Future Prime Minister Fujiwara Chika, Nazarick's empty-nest old bones, and Rock King Morax have joined the chat group!] Lei Dianying: ...I understand the logic. The latter two are also rulers. But, Fujiwara Chika... her? The future Prime Minister? What kind of world line is this?! [Ding! Archbishop Candidate Otto, Archbishop Otto of Heavenly Destiny, and Future Archbishop Theresa of Heavenly Destiny have joined the chat group! You're raising poison here, are you the Three-Life Buddha?!

How can we make a significant contribution to the development of New Ailidu?

Just go to the police station for a "chat" (a euphemism for a visit to the local authorities).

How can we make a greater contribution to the development of New Ailidu?

They could just go to the police station for "more tea" (a euphemism for extra business).

How can we make a truly outstanding contribution to the development of New Ailidu?

Just go to the police station for "a few more tea sessions" and you'll be fine.

Current simulation timeline: Demon Slayer (completed) — Crimson Knight (completed) — Dragon Raja (in progress) — Pending

(The author wrote this for fun. It was inspired by a rage after eating a stone in other pre-Civilization fanfiction. And although this book is a pre-Civilization fanfiction, there is no yuri, no yuri, no yuri. The author himself hates yuri!)

A paranoid and arrogant time traveler, guided by a higher-dimensional will (the author), embarks on a journey to save the world in order to return home. He hates the tone of this world and everything in it, and scoffs at the idea that love can save everything. However, in order to return home and save the world, he is willing to give everything he has.

Maybe it's a multi-heroine romance? Probably. I wrote it with a magic tool, so don't expect it to be too logical.

After being blown away by a dump truck, Qian Yuan arrives at FGO's seventh singularity, the Absolute Demonic Front. What should he do if the world is about to end? Fortunately, his soul was replicated and scattered across the universe. Mei from Honkai Impact 3rd, Lei Yingying from Genshin Impact, Rin Tohsaka from Warcraft V, Shoko Toyokawa from MYGO, Ai Haibara from Detective Conan, W from Arknights, Illya from Makai, Athena from Godslayer... Qian Yuan can share power with his alternate selves and travel through the worlds, but why are all my other selves girls? My wife is actually me.

The amnesiac captain initially thought this was just a routine swordplay while creating Honkai Impact 3rd in a "Honkai World" where nothing has collapsed. However, the system that brought the captain here doesn't see it that way. Yuexia: "Human... after ten thousand years, have you finally found me?" Guanxing: "Mr. Assassin... since we've met again, please don't leave without permission this time, okay?" Yae Kasumi: "This time, I need you again, Captain. Will you come with me?" Rosemary: "Welcome back, Captain." ...No? Is this really the story of the Valkyrie who cried during the creation of Honkai Impact 3rd? Why did it become a Shura Field?

[Starry Sky Railway + Honkai Impact 3rd + a few references]

[Currently completed main storylines: Black Tower Space Station, Bellberg, Luofu Immortal Ship, Pinocchio]

Huang Lan, who traveled to the pre-Honkai world, died in the final battle against the Herrscher of the End. Huang Lan originally thought that he could finally see his companions, but when he opened his eyes, he found himself in a new world.

The heroes who chase fire are reborn in a new world. What kind of story will they bring us?

(I'm a newbie, please give me lots of advice)

(I will listen to any good suggestions.)