"Uncle Master, I saw you drinking wine the other day, and I'm going to tell the abbot."

"What kind of martial arts am I practicing? Answer me!!!"

"Look in my eyes!!! tell me, why? Talk!!!"

"Master...Uncle Master practices Tongzi Kung Fu."

"That's it, how could a monk like me have any bad intentions???"

"But uncle, I clearly saw you drinking."

"A monk, holding a cup in his arms, has been drunk, drunk!"

"Master, your tongue has become big from drinking so much."

"Come, come, come. Although I don't understand Mahayana Buddhism or Hinayana Buddhism, I do know the Nine-Nine Multiplication Method. Come, let me send you off... No, let me chant sutras!"

Fantasy + System + Danwu Dual Cultivation + Invincibility + Multiple Female Protagonists + Dog Licking

Qin Mu traveled through a fantasy world and was tied up and taken to the Holy Maiden Sect to do hard labor. When he saved enough money to redeem himself and was about to go down the mountain, he awakened the strongest dog-licking system. As long as he licked a woman who was stronger than himself, he could improve his strength.

Qin Mu secretly swore that he would lick the entire Holy Maiden Sect!

Senior Sister: Xiao Mumu, didn’t you say that you love me so much that you can’t help yourself?

Qin Mu: Sorry, I already have a leader.

Saint Lady Sect Leader: Qin Mu, from now on, you can only be mine!

Qin Mu: I can lick you, but I can't just lick you!

Licking people makes you stronger, it feels good...

(Black-bellied + Empress Master + Devourer + No System)

Xiao Fan, who traveled to the Ziwei world, was noticed by the White-robed Empress in the Forbidden Land of Burial Heaven and became her only disciple. Although he lost his imperial body, he awakened his chaotic body and was recognized as the master by the Chaos Tower which had the inheritance of the Nine Emperors. From then on, he reached the pinnacle of his life, stepped on the geniuses of heaven, swept across all races, and achieved eternity!

Physical constitutions are divided into ordinary body, combat body, treasure body, king body, emperor body, Taoist body, divine body, emperor body, and holy body.

When the Chaos Body is cultivated to the extreme, it can crush any Holy Body.

Xiao Fan: I often seem out of tune with the people around me because I am too extraordinary.

How, how lonely it is to be invincible.

[Dark Fantasy] [Demonic Cultivation] [Selfish & Ruthless] [Decisive Killer] [Intelligent MC] [No Saint-like Behavior] [No Female Lead]

“Blood Demon, hand over the fragments of the Immortal Realm!”

A crimson light fell silently through the night…

— One hundred years later —

“Blood Demon, are you truly going to abandon me, Cang Yun?!”

“Where could you even go?!”

“So what?”

“What do your lives have to do with me?!”

In the Sea of Demon Cultivation—

“Kneel and call me Patriarch… and you may live.”

“A so-called Patriarch… is simply the butcher who outlived the rest.”

Cultivation Realms:

Qi Condensation → Foundation Building → Golden Core → Nascent Soul → Soul Transformation → Void Return → Integration → Mahayana → Tribulation Crossing

[The eldest princess steals the love + chases the husband to the crematorium + first gets married and then falls in love + the single female protagonist comes out on top]

After being married to the current princess Xiao Wanyu for three years, Qin Yan always understood that he was just a substitute.

Therefore, the meticulous care and consideration I have shown you over the past three years is just a way to repay past kindness.

"Once this divorce letter is presented to the Emperor, you will no longer be a consort and will become a commoner again. Have you thought this through?"

"good"

So, on the day Xiao Wanyu and Bai Yueguang returned to Beijing, Qin Yan chose to leave without looking back, giving up all his wealth and glory.

She thought Qin Yan was just a substitute and would not have any impact on her, but she did not expect that Qin Yan's departure would make her life a mess.

Just when she had just divorced, the empire's only eldest princess, the late emperor's youngest daughter, her aunt, Princess Jinyang Xiao Chuo, who was known as the most beautiful woman in Dafeng, returned to the capital.

Then a shocking piece of news came. The first thing Xiao Chuo did after returning to Beijing was to go to the palace to meet the emperor, and then ask the emperor to grant her a marriage.

The person she asked to marry was Qin Yan, the prince consort she had just divorced.

Now, Xiao Wanyu lost her composure. She... started to panic...

Wang Shan travels through time and discovers he's become the head of the Wang family, a world of immortal cultivation dominated by powerful families. Starting out as a prosperous tenant farmer, facing oppression from the Chen family, Wang Shan takes the initiative, transforming his spiritual fields, planting spiritual seeds, and harvesting spiritual herbs! This is the story of a family's rise to prominence!

[Decisive killing + female protagonist regrets + never forgives + villain + immortality + great excitement + traditional fantasy]

After traveling through time from his previous life, Gu Jian became a kind and upright senior brother.

He treated his master as his closest family member, and in troubled times, he protected the sect time and time again at the cost of serious injuries.

In order to save his fourth junior brother, he gave him his supreme bone, but was later slandered by his fourth junior brother for colluding with demons.

That day, Gu Jian was condemned by thousands of people and his reputation was ruined. Even his master, who treated him like a close relative, did not believe him. Under the instigation of his fourth junior brother and the elders, he ordered him to be beheaded.

I originally thought that my beloved Master was simply deceived and that was why he issued such an order.

But after he was reborn in the second life, his master forced him to hand over the Supreme Bone, otherwise he would sever their master-disciple relationship.

That day, Gu Jian was completely heartbroken.

After three kowtows to thank the teacher for his kindness, the young man becomes sad with white hair and all ties with him are severed from then on.

He left the sect, hoping never to see them again.

But he didn't expect that after he left, the stunningly beautiful master went crazy looking for him all over the world, crying and begging him to come back.

Gu Jian: "Sorry, there are no disciples of yours here. The one standing before you is the demon god who buried the heavens."

"As a demon god, how do you think I should treat you reasonably?"

"Tremble, mortal. Hahaha."

Liu Qing traveled through time and became a water snake in a pond. Facing the threat of natural enemies, he awakened the daily intelligence system.

[Today's intelligence: Level white, there is a large bluestone in the shallow water on the east side of the pond. There is a space inside the bluestone that can be used as a safe shelter]

[Today's intelligence: Level white, among the lotus flowers on the south side of the pond, there is a triangular lotus. A lotus root bud growing under the mud has quietly transformed into a river treasure]

[Today's intelligence: Level red, a new water eye has appeared at the bottom of Qingcangxi River. The gushing spring water is rich in the source of heaven and earth, which can be used as a new water palace]

[Today's intelligence: Level gold, a thousand-year-old clam in Jinghe River failed to survive the catastrophe. Its clam pearl containing a body of cultivation was hidden under a cluster of reed roots in the wetland by the river]

...

Liu Qing relied on the daily intelligence system to seize the opportunity to cultivate the avenue. In just a few hundred years, he became the Dragon King who dominated one side, and lived a long and happy life.

But suddenly one day, the intelligence system refreshed the news that frightened him.

[Today's intelligence: Level black, in Chang'an City on the south bank of the Jing River, Wei Zheng, the spiritual official of the human Cao, has been given the mandate of heaven and is preparing to kill the Dragon King in his dream at noon today]

Travel through a martial arts world, obtain a god-level kidnapping system, and vow to become the universe's number one kidnapper. There's nothing I can't kidnap! Guo Jing, your daughter's been kidnapped by me. If you don't want me to do something to her, give me the Nine Yin Manual and the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms in exchange! What, so obedient? Then I'll give you a grandson for free. ………… Yang Guo, your aunt's been kidnapped by me. If you know what's good for you, cut off your penis yourself! What? Yin Zhiping, you want to cut it off too? Okay, I'll give you the Dragon Slaying Sword. It'll cut through iron like mud, guaranteed painless! ………… Duan Zhengchun, your wife and daughter are already kidnapped by me. Hurry and hand over all your martial arts secrets like the One Finger of Sun and the Six Meridians Divine Sword, then commit suicide by seppuku! What? Want to have some fun with your wives before you die? Get lost, they've already been "fucked" by me...

[Silly Sculpture + Invincible + Multiple Rebirths + Cool Article + Lao Liu]

[Also: This is not a dog-licking article!]

Shen Zhao, who traveled to the Xianwu Continent, was forcibly assigned by the system and humbly licked the empress for nine generations.

However, his self-righteous sincerity could move the entire cultivation world, but it could not warm the cold heart of the empress, and in the end he died tragically at the hands of the empress and her little puppy.

Until the ninth life's death, Shen Zhao cursed and crushed the system...

After being reborn again, Shen Zhao decisively left the company and ran away, but the empress became anxious.