"Ladies and gentlemen, we can talk about love, but instant noodles must have eggs. This is the principle!"

The barrage of comments: [Where did this dog come from? Get off the show!]

Until he collapsed on the sofa, lazily humming his original divine song "Painting": "Draw ten girls to accompany me, and then draw ten Chinese medicine doctors to regulate me"

The entire internet was laughing like crazy: [Help! Is this Lao Liu here to shake up the domestic entertainment industry?!]

When the celestial fairy sister Zhao Lingyun took the initiative to talk, he handed her instant noodles: "Are you hungry? I have the exclusive secret recipe of the instant noodles fairy. You'll feel full after eating it!"

Netizens dug up his negative information overnight, only to find out that his casually written scripts beat the best actor, and his impromptu singing and playing crushed the top stars...

The hater's defense broke: [Are you here for a dating show or to mess things up?! ]

Chu Ruoyan, the eldest daughter of the Duke of Chu's household, saw her betrothed's family perish in battle—all except her fiancé, who survived but was left crippled.

Everyone assumed the engagement would be called off, yet the Chu family's heiress proceeded with the wedding as scheduled, uttering just two words: "I consent."

No one knew Chu Ruoyan had suffered a nightmare.

In the dream, she broke off her engagement with Yan Zheng. Three years later, while being courted by the heir of Pingjing Marquisate, rebel forces stormed the capital.

The city became a blood-soaked hellscape. Atop the walls stood the rebel leader—none other than Yan Zheng, who had just been appointed Chief Grand Councilor!

He beheaded her prospective groom, slaughtered the entire Pingjing Marquisate household, then subjected her pleading father to relentless humiliation until the old man leaped to his death from the city walls.

Upon waking, Chu Ruoyan made two immediate decisions:

Marry him. Then kill him.

Fate proved unpredictable. While the second resolution remained unfulfilled, she somehow became the most revered woman in the realm.

As a castrated remnant of the talent show era, Gu Huaian, who had never debuted in the entertainment industry, finally accepted an announcement about being in love with a variety show, and unexpectedly awakened a [grounding energy] system.

If your down-to-earth skills are exposed in front of the camera, you will receive bonuses in singing, music theory, and acting skills, as well as various other world lyrics and music libraries as rewards!

then……

During the romance show, Gu Huaian, who is responsible for the appearance of the show, gradually lost his style in style!

Eat melon seeds, show off potato chips, and take female celebrities to eat at roadside stalls!

Play basketball at the entrance of the village, have pig-killing rice, and dance in the square with female guests!

Do you need to eat fat-reducing meals to be a celebrity?

nonexistent!

Big mouthful of noodle buns, a huge hit of carbohydrates!

Should you take small sips of caviar and savor it slowly?

Gu Huaian: "Is there any mistake? Who can eat this amount? If the foreigner next door sees it, he will think that I can't afford it. Take another can, one for each person!"

It’s hard to imagine that such a handsome young man could be so down-to-earth and full of contrast!

Originally, because of his down-to-earth attitude, Gu Huaian had no intention of successfully holding hands with the female guest. Who knew...

During the hand-holding session at the end of the show, all the female guests actually chose him!

…

The first group of people to go home for the Chinese New Year have already taken their places.

Chen Chen, who was studying at Jiangcheng University, thousands of miles away from home, was unable to get a train ticket, so he had to settle for a second choice and spend more than 1,600 yuan to buy a soft sleeper ticket on the high-speed rail.

It's not that we can't afford high-speed rail tickets, but rather that regular train tickets are more cost-effective.

Unexpectedly, I ran into the aloof and beautiful junior from school.

What was even more unexpected was that they ended up buying tickets for the same sleeper compartment.

...

"You go first."

"Senior, can I switch seats with you?"

"Um, junior, it's a bit hot in the carriage, I need to take off my coat."

...

Before I met her, this school beauty was really aloof.

After we got together, junior, you smell so good.

[This story features a single female lead and is guaranteed to be sweet!]

[Rebirth + Campus Life + Single Female Lead + Mutual Redemption + Sweet and Angsty + Soft Rice]

Before his rebirth, Song Rui was an indecisive person who followed the crowd, while Yan Yifei was a girl who escaped from Yanjing and returned to her maternal grandmother's house.

One day, Yan Yifei suddenly transferred schools. He took the initiative to go up and greet her, and then continued to show goodwill and improve their relationship.

Everything unfolded naturally.

The two clashed at the birthday party.

Song Rui was chosen as a tool to humiliate Yan Yifei. He tried to persuade her to leave at the hotel entrance, but Yan Yifei said to him: "Song Rui, do you like me? There are only two outcomes today: you come with me, or I go with you. We will either separate."

Song Rui hesitated for a long time before entering the hotel. Yan Yifei stubbornly ran in and confessed her feelings to him, only to be rejected.

Yan Yifei squatted on the ground, covered her face, and started crying, while the group of rich kids laughed at her.

Unfortunately, they had no idea what kind of demon they had provoked.

After returning to Yanjing with her grandfather, Yan Yifei took revenge on each of her classmates from the banquet that night—including Song Rui.

Before Song Rui died, he heard Yan Yifei say to him: "If only you could keep lying to me."

Given a second chance at life, Song Rui decides to go with her.

However, the timing of their return was off.

...

...

Yan Yifei: "Song Rui, this world has never loved me, and I have never loved it, but I remember your kindness, so I can help you with anything you want to do."

"...."

Song Rui suddenly realized that his rebirth had accelerated Yan Yifei's descent into darkness.

In the year following the apocalypse, Yu Wan, who had no superpowers and relied entirely on scavenging for supplies, never expected that instead of dying at the hands of zombies, she would be stabbed in the heart from behind by her best friend, who was like a sister to her...

In her second life, Yu Wan not only reborn before the apocalypse, but also gained the strongest support—a spirit stone space and a superpower she couldn't awaken in her previous life.

With her superpowers awakened, a spatial ability at her disposal, and abundant resources, what kind of amazing comeback story will she embark on in this life?

And where did this man, who's been hanging around since the apocalypse, come from?!

[Transmigration into a novel + apocalypse + various natural disasters + villain's mind-reading ability + 1vN + everyone is innocent + space upgrade + bizarre creatures + beloved pet + stockpiling supplies + system]

Ye Ling unexpectedly became a cannon fodder character in a post-apocalyptic novel, a character specifically designed to grant the female protagonist various cheat abilities.

Was the female protagonist's spatial ability a gift from the original owner?

The female lead hoarded billions of supplies, which were also given to her by the original owner?

It's alright, Ye Ling is here. None of the above can be allowed to happen.

Cannon fodder fate?

Excuse me, but how could a strong-willed Chinese woman easily admit defeat?

PS:

1. In the early stages, the focus is on stockpiling resources for defense, making it a lighthearted and humorous experience.

2. The female lead and her brothers are not blood-related siblings!!!

3. The villains use mind-reading to try to change their own fate, and join hands with Ye Ling to fight against the male and female protagonists with powerful halos, as well as various natural disasters and strange demons.

Just after breaking up, Lin Chen was called to the hospital to sign!

The beautiful school girl is about to give birth!

She was pregnant with her own children, and they were quadruplets!

"It's over. How am I going to feed these four money-eating beasts?"

Fortunately, there is the Nanny System!

"The host's child is born, and he'll be rewarded with one million in childcare funds! And a top-of-the-line Mercedes-Benz G-Class!"

"Name your baby and get shares in a listed company as a reward!"

"Teach the baby to speak and get a reward..."

[Rating will rise soon] [Sweet romance] [Simple cohabitation] [Single female lead] [Senior female lead]

"Do you really think I like him? With his poor, pathetic appearance, is he good enough for me?"

The WeChat call didn't end, and Zhou Ye listened to every word without missing a single one, then gave a self-deprecating smile.

The person I've been pursuing for three years, my "white moonlight," actually said this about me in private.

I was originally planning to tell her after I got to university that my family owned a factory...

Forget it, it's just wishful thinking.

On his way home, he met a girl on the bus.

While adrift in the heavy rain, by sheer chance, he "kidnapped" the girl and brought her home.

He then discovered that the other person was actually a senior from the same school as him.

The two became friends as a result.

After spending some time together, Zhou Ye discovered that this seemingly aloof and cold senior school beauty was actually a gentle, considerate, and somewhat naive person.

…

After a series of embarrassing coincidences, their relationship became increasingly abnormal.

Didn't we agree to stay completely innocent? Whose best friends sleep in the same bed?

One rainy night during a power outage, the senior student, who had been meticulously preparing herself, finally couldn't hold back anymore—

"Say it! You like me!"

While watching a movie, this naive senior, emboldened by alcohol, actually...forced himself to confess his feelings to her?

The girl blushed, and although her tone was commanding, she sounded timid.

This way of confessing your feelings... is quite unique, huh?

…

Who would have thought that this girlfriend, who always hugs me and is gentle, considerate, and clingy, is actually a cool and aloof school beauty?

"Su Hanhan~"

"Don't call me that, I'm not stupid!"

"Then can you explain why you went into the wrong room in the middle of the night and snuggled into my arms?"

…

What does it feel like to like someone?

"I...I don't know."

"I only know that I feel at ease as long as you are by my side."

[Return of the Immortal Emperor + Invincible and Cool Story + No Hiding of Cultivation + Decisive Killing]

I talk to you about feelings, but you want my kidneys.

Ye Feng bravely tried to save his wife, but his body was thrown into the wilderness.

After being murdered, he accidentally traveled to a world of immortal cultivation where strength is respected.

After three thousand years of hard training, Ye Feng became the Ye Xian Emperor, respected by thousands of people.

But he could never forget the woman on Earth who killed him.

In a great battle, Ye Feng was besieged by many top warriors. When he was about to die, Ye Feng unexpectedly returned to Earth in a reborn form and was reborn as a freshman with the same name.

Only three years have passed on Earth.

A dog licker?

Are you about to jump off the building after being rejected by your goddess?

No, how could I, the great Emperor Ye, be a bootlicker?

I still have the power of an Immortal Emperor. In this life, this world is destined to be trampled under my feet...

ps: It is an urban cultivation theme, the male protagonist is decisive in killing, there is only one female protagonist, and the protagonist is not the only cultivator in the city. However, even a cultivator is like an ant in front of the protagonist.