[Gou Daoliu] [Don't show off and get slapped in the face everywhere] [Daily Life of Immortal Cultivation]

Su Yu, who came to the world of immortal cultivation accidentally, finally realized the true meaning of immortal cultivation after experiencing many things.

That is to stay hidden in order to have the last laugh, when you think you are hiding in one place and not leaving. No, no, no, he has to be a real passerby, no one will notice him, so that others will only think he is an ordinary character.

In this way, Su Yu witnessed the great battles between the geniuses of the Golden Age and the decline of the immortal path in the Age of Absolute Spirits.

I have also seen old monsters in the fairy world break through time and space and go upstream just to protect the foundation of their family.

Times, families, sects, and dynasties are constantly changing, but the only thing that remains unchanged is Su Yu, a passerby.

[Cultivation, simulator, no pressure, upgrade exploration, plot, cool, villain, decisive killing]

Su Xuan became a low-level cultivator in the world of immortal cultivation. After failing to join a sect, he decided to venture into the secret realm.

And at this moment, he awakened the Immortal Cultivation Simulator.

And before each simulation begins, he will awaken a very powerful talent.

These talents can increase his cultivation speed, improve his spiritual roots, and allow him to possess a powerful immortal body.

It can also bring him various physical bonuses.

And Su Xuan discovered during the continuous simulation.

He is not the only time traveler in this world.

There are many, many sons of destiny.

They all carry the destiny of this world.

Possessing different golden fingers.

Among these people, some are the family's son-in-law.

Some people are talented and blessed with good fortune.

Some people are the destined male protagonist in the villain novel.

Some people are ruthless people who have cheats and possess systems.

There are even people who carry the fate of all the heavens and worlds.

But who would have thought that after ascending to heaven, these people would become food for alien races.

All the races in the heavens feed on humans and rely on them for sustenance...

Traveling through fantasy, Ye Lang became the leader of a system group. There were countless systems in the group: the drama system, the sleeping system, the cross-dressing system, the infinite identity system, the god-level impression system...

The Lingxiao Sect where the game starts is facing the crisis of destruction, and Ye Lang is bound to a giant operating system!

Don't panic when your life is at stake, forcefully kiss the beautiful and elegant empress, initiate a counter-attack, and complete a huge operation!

Show off to the full audience!

…

Ye Lang: I have countless systems. Any one of my actions would be enough to shock you for ten thousand years!

[Can't bear a little hardship, not aggrieved, cool to the end + nonsensical + villain abuses the protagonist + decisive killing + a lot of beautiful women + not a saint]

Jiang Yantian was transported to a fantasy world. Initially, he was a minor villain, but he got a system that humiliated the protagonist.

As long as you humiliate the protagonist and do a series of things that are detrimental to the protagonist, you can gain humiliation points!

So he killed the two brothers of the lucky protagonist at the very beginning.

But this is only the first victim...

Jiang Yantian: "It's okay. Although you can't be a man, it's not all bad. At least you can enter the women's bathhouse openly!"

"If you dare to slander me today, you will slaughter the entire sect tomorrow. If so, I will help you ascend on the spot!"

"My beauty, would you like to sleep with me tonight?"

When he was eight years old, Ye Feng awakened his memories of his past life and discovered that it was the ancient beads he brought from his past life that made him weak. As his memories awakened, the ancient beads also played their role.

The man in black looked at the strong man in front of him who was taller than him and said, "You tell me he is eight years old?"

In an age where everyone practices cultivation, I—thanks to a twisted system—am tasked with becoming a demon lord?

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve bound the Chaos-Bringing System. As long as you complete demon-lord-style missions, you can ascend as the Supreme Demon!]

“System, are you kidding? This is the civilized age of cultivation, and you want me to be a villain? Are you trying to get me killed?”

[Mission 1: As a true demon, killing and stealing treasures should be as natural as eating and drinking. Seize others’ fortunes and make them your own.]

“That’s illegal! Robbery means three to ten years in prison!”

[Mission 2: A demon lord should lead countless followers, each willingly offering tribute to aid your path. Recruit 1000 followers.]

“That's a cult! The last one got disbanded and sentenced!”

[Mission 3: You’re now qualified. Refine your first demonic artifact—the Banner of Ten Thousand Souls.]

“Trading souls is capital punishment! This system is out for my life!”

…

“What? Stealing someone’s food delivery is seizing fortune too?”

“What? Livestream selling counts as recruiting followers?”

“What? AI-generated digital life can be used in artifact refinement?”

“You’re not a system—you’re my dad!”

…

Years later, after completing mission after mission through food delivery jobs, streaming, and online trolling, Su Yuan becomes the fearsome Supreme Demon—yet the world bestows upon him an unexpected title:

The Working Immortal.

My name is Yunfei, and I started out with a Dinglu waste meridian physique.

I thought I would be bullied by the stunningly beautiful fairy aunt, and live a life of happiness... and pain.

I didn't expect that you would ask me to revive the Demon Cult! ?

It’s reasonable for Saint Tianxuan to work for me!

It’s okay for the kendo genius to follow me to grab territory!

As the leader of a cult, it’s normal for me to be in a bad mood!

[Eternal Life + Low-Key Cultivation + Borrowing Life + No Female Lead + Growth-Type Protagonist]

[Reminder once again: If you enjoy brainless power fantasy and non-stop slaughter, read with caution!!!]

Gu Ming accidentally transmigrated into the cultivation world. At the start, he has endless lifespan and awakens the talent "Borrowing Life" — if he is killed, he will randomly sacrifice a close relative of his enemy to resurrect himself, and even gain one random ability from the sacrificed person.

Need a cultivation license to join a sect?

Not talented enough, so you have to pay to cultivate?

What? I don’t even qualify to pay to cultivate?

Fine! You won't let me cultivate, huh?

Then I'll just outlast everyone — while others study their way to Immortality, Gu Ming endures his way there with sheer lifespan.

Want to kill me? Go ahead. Kill me, and your whole family dies, starting with your parents. Let’s see how many times your family can afford to be sacrificed!!

...

Years later, Gu Ming’s little secret is accidentally exposed. He becomes a plague god in the eyes of all realms — wherever he goes, fear follows. People avoid him like the plague.

Especially those powerful cultivators who like flashy, explosive battles — every time they want a duel, they make sure to steer clear of Gu Ming, fearing they might accidentally kill him.

One righteous sect leader refused to believe the rumors. He found Gu Ming and arrogantly declared:

“I have no family, no ties, I stand alone. Plague God Gu Ming, come — today, I shall rid the worlds of your evil!”

[No harem + invincible + funny + funny + time travel, please do not enter if you mind. 】

[Old author's new book, 20 million words of experience, likes to dig holes, and reads a few chapters patiently when seeing something unreasonable. ]

The disciple who had just joined the sect came to report in panic:

"Master, something terrible has happened. Our eldest brother has robbed us of our money!"

"What a fuss! It's your senior brother who is trying to benefit us!"

"Big Brother is kidnapping and extortion!"

"Oh, I told you it was Senior Brother who was looking for benefits for us!"

"But, our eldest brother has been possessed by a demon, so we have to take care of this, right?"

"Congratulations, he has finally made progress in his practice!"

"But, Big Brother also killed someone!"

"Why don't you go and help? Sect disciples, grab your weapons!"

The theory of destiny is mysterious and unpredictable!

Some people try their best but fail to achieve it, and finally regretfully stop on the road to longevity.

However, some people are born with great destiny, not only are they gifted, but their luck is even better than heaven.

Heavenly-level skills, rare treasures, elixirs, you can find them wherever you go!

One day, the miser-like patriarch sent a message: "There are too many treasures, and the family treasury can't hold them all!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Tianming smiled bitterly.

"The treasures seem to have eyes, and I can always find them when I go out, but this is not what I meant!"

PS: This book is also known as: "I don't want to be the son of destiny!" "I really don't want to pick up trash anymore!"