Zhou Yi: "Why? Why are others all awesome heroes like Dog Head, Sword Demon, Crocodile, etc., but I am just a magic cat who can only support?" Super Love System: "Because my predecessor said that if the time travelers get those awesome templates, they will not be willing to fall in love honestly." Zhou Yi: "Then magic cats are very suitable for love?" System: "No, there are only magic cats. If you, master, plan to achieve something great, you can work hard on it yourself!" Zhou Yi: "Damn it, I can become a beautiful film boy so that I can fall in love, right?" System: "Yes, yes, master~ Isn't he super popular and liked by beautiful girls? A charming beautiful boy~" Zhou Yi: "I tell you, I died once, there is nothing to be afraid of! You want to mess with me? Fall in love, right? I just don't go, what can you do to me?" System: "Woo woo~ Master, master! Stop it, stop it... If it doesn't work, you can build a big house and hang a "harem" sign, and we will have completed the mission~" "Huh?"

When I woke up outside Mondstadt and saw Amber, dressed in a dashing policewoman uniform and riding that cool, three-core, phase-shifting heavy-duty police hoverbike... I knew this place definitely wasn't Teyvat. But what I hadn't anticipated was—[This uncle of Eula's has obtained certain drugs through special channels and is planning to drug his niece under the guise of an apology treat, then follow standard villain procedures. Let's bring him to justice before he commits such a heinous act!] [This is Ganyu, the half-immortal beast, the thousand-year-old secretary of Yuehaiting, Liyue's highest authority. Believing Liyue is safe everywhere, she might nap anywhere and be shipped off on a freighter and sold. We need to act quickly!] [This is General Raiden, a clueless country girl. Her first time out at a bathhouse, she's deceived by the excuse of 'what's trending'! As a partner of justice, how can I sit back and watch this happen?] I have no problem being a partner of justice, but can these outrageous things really happen? Is there something wrong with this world?

Saint Freya. Why does the immortal experience morning sickness? Why did the Queen become a mother? Why hasn't the Dean of Student Aid been paying salaries yet? Why has the Bishop's hats increased? What made Ain Tesla such a star? Welcome to this episode of Approaching Collapse: The Cleaner's Path of No Return.