Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Traveling through Douluo, experiencing three eras at the same time. Su Ming split into three, falling on three nodes of the long river of time, laying out in three eras spanning 20,000 years, and becoming a god king. Awaken the body spirit in the era without the body spirit, awaken the soul spirit in the era of grabbing the opportunity of Tianmeng with spiritual attributes, and awaken the element control spirit in the era of the birth of the Silver Dragon King. "I must have been set up by capital."...Master: "Using yourself as a spirit? What kind of useless spirit is this? I'm afraid it's not even as good as my Luo Sanpao." Tang San: "Didn't the teacher say that his spirit is fragile, is it a useless spirit? Why can't my hidden weapon hurt him at all? Also, what's the matter with the armor on his body, why does it feel more like a spirit than his body?" Huo Yuhao: "What on earth is his spirit, how come these lines composed of soul power...

[In version 1.00, we added the setting of "light" to the world, so there is light. ]

In version 1.65, we have reduced the range of the Old Gods' activities. Now the gods can no longer walk on the earth and can only exist in the version DLC "Kingdom of God".

In version 2.43, we've closed the path to refuel the Primordial Furnace, and the initial flame that continued through the Age of Gods is about to go out.

In version 3.56, we've weakened the potion sequence's ability to absorb mystical traits. The success rate of the Sequence Zero Apotheosis Ritual will be infinitely close to zero.

In version 4.00, we've added the "Dissolution of Illusions" and "Personal Reality" settings for all humankind to help completely dissipate the mystery.

In version 5.10, we've eliminated the "Unknowable Realm" and added more knowledge singularities to advance the Age of Stars. Now, using FTL technology, you'll have the opportunity to meet the "Star Gods" during interstellar warps.

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"At the beginning of the Fourth Epoch, the all-knowing Athena, then president of a giant corporation, hacked the world with the [Anti-Mystical Equation]. From then on, mysteries faded, and all transcendental fantasies fell into the dust of history."

At the beginning of the Third Age, the fortieth millennium of the Age of Gods, Ron stood alone on the spire of the Royal City, facing the Old Gods who had caused the catastrophe in the Fog City, and activated the [Anti-Mystery Equation] on his brain-computer interface.

In an instant, the fog dissipated, and the giant shadow of the old god shattered like glass hit by a sledgehammer, leaving only the clear blue sky.

"You are indeed very strong, but now, my setting is above yours!"

After spending the sixth year at Hogwarts a hundred years ago, Harry returned to the stairwell in 1991 and received the admission letter from Hogwarts again.

"You mean, my parents were killed by a black wizard?"

Harry asked, "Who is that black wizard? Why are you so afraid of him that you dare not even mention his name?"

"It's Fu--," Haig replied cautiously, "Well, it's called Voldemort, because he has killed hundreds of people with his own hands."

Harry nodded without saying yes or no. "What about the next day?"

Haig: "Ah?"

Internationally renowned gourmet Lu Li died in a traffic accident. At the moment of his death, he was recruited by Reincarnation Paradise. Eager to taste unheard-of ingredients, he gladly accepted and embarked on a journey to sample the flavors of countless worlds.

However, this journey of taste was not as carefree as Lu Li had imagined.

"I just made a dish, how am I a rule violator? I’ve been wronged!" Brother Ruthless stared at the innocent-looking Lu Li and asked curiously, "What dish did you make?"

Lu Li gave an embarrassed smile: "Stir-fried primordial Gu."

Wu Shou was bitten by a zombie on the very first day he arrived in the world of The Walking Dead. Just when he thought he was finished, he unexpectedly awakened the “7 Days to Die” system.

In this apocalyptic world overrun by the undead, he wielded a massive warhammer, striking fear not only into zombies—but also into the hearts of the surviving humans.

From Quarry Camp to the Prison Fortress…

From Southeast Atlanta to the entire United States…

With the system in hand, Wu Shou crushed everything in his path, climbing to the top step by step on a mountain of corpses.

Yet sometimes, even he felt confused.

"Weren’t zombies supposed to be endless?"

"So why do there seem to be fewer and fewer the more I kill?"

The scarlet flower of corruption blooms in the borderland, and the most holy and pure White Witch becomes the new king of corruption. The blue blood that has been passed down since ancient times flows under the dark tide, and the great and brilliant Duke intends to subvert the music of order. The unknown secret history disappears into nothingness, and the wizard who travels through time and space longs to see through the delirium of the world. As for me? I don't care. I will set up four pillars, guide four philosophers, and lead an absurd and ridiculous drama of salvation. Then, it’s time for me to go to the table and enjoy it! ps: This book does not follow the traditional wizard writing routine. There are no chips, no wizard academy, and no knights before wizards. The wizard supernatural system in this book is in its primitive and ignorant stage. There is no clear and rigid level of power, and it is generally fuzzily classified according to knowledge. So you don't see first-level wizards, second-level wizards,...

Brave, wretched, kind, cunning, generous, greedy, elegant, vicious, happy, perverted, honest, prudish...

In this doomsday world, only by winning in the alien battlefield can resources be obtained to ensure the continuation of civilization.

Every soldier who enters the alien battlefield will randomly get a keyword of his own.

If the words and deeds match the key words, various attributes will grow rapidly and obtain superhuman abilities. On the contrary, if the human design collapses, it will quickly weaken;

This is a world of acting skills;

Acting is eating and drinking, acting is glory, acting is privilege, acting is life...

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