Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[HP Fanfiction] [No Female Lead]

A broken soul, having wandered for countless years in endless darkness, arrives at the warmest family in the wizarding world. He becomes the outcast of the Weasley family—Percy Weasley.

In this world where great power resides within itself, he will transform the magic wand in his hand into a long whip.

The hidden secrets behind pure-blood families: Is the Muggle world truly unaware of the existence of magic?

What earth-shattering secret is hidden behind the Philosopher's Stone?

This book is also known as "The Patriarch Who Likes Galleons Ran Away with the Potions Master Again" and features two male protagonists.

Severus Snape x Sirod Slytherin (with personal interpretations)

The isolated and helpless potions professor finally met his little rose, a story of black and white intertwining, confusion and fusion.

Upon entering school again, Sirod winked at Severus.

Severus: ...

Later, Sylvie asked, "Professor, do you believe in love at first sight?" while grabbing Severus's sleeve.

(There are parents and children. They are Tom's classmates. They don't like idiots and like Galleon. Severus will not like Lily and will only like Sir Lord.) (You can skip this if you don't like it.)

[Dark story][Slow-burn story][No heroine][No system][Decisive killing][Dark-bellied Old Six][Flexible][Fantasy magical powers]

A jade coin of good and evil, to judge good and evil, and to borrow supernatural powers.

A world where all cultivators in the world rely on mortals for nourishment.

Xiang Qian traveled here, forcibly took over another body and was reborn. He secretly rejoiced at the news that the original owner's mother had died...

"Mortals support the monks, the monks support the heaven and earth, and the heaven and earth nurture all things. This is the order of the world, so how can it be called cruel?"

"What is the heart barrier? The righteous path indulges in passions, relieving the regrets in one's heart, and considering it righteousness. The evil path indulges in lust, satisfying one's greed, and considering it selfish desire. Either way, it's the same thing."

"Memories will be obscured, but they will never disappear. It is precisely because these memories are engraved on our souls that we are worthy of being called human! We are not like monsters, who, even if they have cultivated human form, are still just beasts that obey animal instincts."

Chen Yan died countless times.

Every time he dies, he will be reborn with his cultivation to a certain day in his long life.

With overlapping cultivation and overlapping memories.

However, reincarnation is not salvation, but will push him into deeper despair——

"Brother, what is the end of the immortal path?"

Chen Yan didn't know how many times he had answered this question, and he had never given the same answer even once:

"It's a cage, an abyss of reincarnation from which there is no escape."

[In version 1.00, we added the setting of "light" to the world, so there is light. ]

In version 1.65, we have reduced the range of the Old Gods' activities. Now the gods can no longer walk on the earth and can only exist in the version DLC "Kingdom of God".

In version 2.43, we've closed the path to refuel the Primordial Furnace, and the initial flame that continued through the Age of Gods is about to go out.

In version 3.56, we've weakened the potion sequence's ability to absorb mystical traits. The success rate of the Sequence Zero Apotheosis Ritual will be infinitely close to zero.

In version 4.00, we've added the "Dissolution of Illusions" and "Personal Reality" settings for all humankind to help completely dissipate the mystery.

In version 5.10, we've eliminated the "Unknowable Realm" and added more knowledge singularities to advance the Age of Stars. Now, using FTL technology, you'll have the opportunity to meet the "Star Gods" during interstellar warps.

…

"At the beginning of the Fourth Epoch, the all-knowing Athena, then president of a giant corporation, hacked the world with the [Anti-Mystical Equation]. From then on, mysteries faded, and all transcendental fantasies fell into the dust of history."

At the beginning of the Third Age, the fortieth millennium of the Age of Gods, Ron stood alone on the spire of the Royal City, facing the Old Gods who had caused the catastrophe in the Fog City, and activated the [Anti-Mystery Equation] on his brain-computer interface.

In an instant, the fog dissipated, and the giant shadow of the old god shattered like glass hit by a sledgehammer, leaving only the clear blue sky.

"You are indeed very strong, but now, my setting is above yours!"

[All Heavens and Myriad Worlds + Swordsman + Decisive Killing + Immortal Slaughter and God Slaughter + No Female Lead]

Li Su, who possesses telekinesis, quietly watched the endless zombies besieging the city.

With unlimited firepower and a huge amount of supplies, and in front of him were tens of thousands of refugees kneeling on the ground crying for immortals to save them. Li Su considered whether he should shout out, "Are kings, princes, generals, and ministers any different?"

Perona took a devil fruit and touched her stomach. This fruit will be tomorrow's breakfast! Li Su smiled and took out the apple that the little girl loved to eat in exchange.

Every time a transcendental life is killed as a blood sacrifice in the heavens and all realms, the body's potential will increase by one point. How high it can reach depends on whether enough living beings are killed.

Well, the sea kings are extraordinary beasts, as are Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie. The prehistoric world is also a huge zoo, and it seems that Tathagata Buddha is not a human either...

Facing the myriad of heavens and worlds, Li Su showed a kind smile. The sword is the best weapon for killing. From now on, any powerful life in the myriad of heavens and worlds is my prey.

Sacrifice all souls and forge a supreme throne with blood and soul.

People are in Doupo, and Canaan Academy is starting.

No system, but scheming, good talent, high talent, and strong creativity.

To Xiao Yan, do not flatter or slander, treat him pragmatically, and decide the attitude and method based on the position and the development of the situation.

The story of a strong man, a journey to the top.

"Who are you?" "Lin Yuan, Canaan Academy."

"Who are you?" "Soul Hall, Yuan Tianzun."

"Who are you?" "Danta, Elder Yuan."

"Who are you?"

"Who I am is not important, who becomes the Dou Emperor is important!!!"

After spending the sixth year at Hogwarts a hundred years ago, Harry returned to the stairwell in 1991 and received the admission letter from Hogwarts again.

"You mean, my parents were killed by a black wizard?"

Harry asked, "Who is that black wizard? Why are you so afraid of him that you dare not even mention his name?"

"It's Fu--," Haig replied cautiously, "Well, it's called Voldemort, because he has killed hundreds of people with his own hands."

Harry nodded without saying yes or no. "What about the next day?"

Haig: "Ah?"

[Death Rewind + Strange Cultivation + Multiple Rebirths + Dark Flow + Anti-Routine]

“Cultivation harms others” — the biggest lie in the world of immortal cultivation.

Li Ren, a time traveler, had his heart blood drained upon initiation.

But upon death, he awakened the "Real Rewind" System.

In his first life, he was transformed into a blood talisman by his hypocritical senior brother.

In his second life, he was killed by a glare from a Foundation Establishment cultivator.

In his third life, he was flayed into human skin.

…

After ninety-nine deaths, Li Ren emerged as a towering figure of dread in the cultivation world.

Now, standing before his trembling disciples, he smiled kindly:

"Cultivation harms others? No... cultivation has never harmed me."

"I see you have amazing bones... clearly top-grade immortal cultivator material."

"This immortal must be cultivated!"

They say the immortal path is treacherous.

Then I will use death to pierce the darkness!