I awoke from a dream, incomprehensible murmurs echoing in my ears. Forgotten myself, lost my past. Looking around, I realized I was in hell—explosions raged across the azure sky, bullets ravaged the streets like a torrent, and war burned constantly across this land. The aliens who lived here possessed seemingly fragile yet fearless bodies, forming gangs for their own purposes, killing each other day and night. Then, they discovered me. They called themselves students, told me this place was called Kivotos. They also called me—Teacher.

Someone woke up one morning to find themselves transformed into a loli—and not only transformed, but a twin loli with one soul in two bodies! Forced by the pressures of life, Xueyue had no choice but to pull herself together and navigate this world, so different from her previous one. Music, novels, voice acting, live streaming, even… wherever “love” could spread, she was there. She was the new internet guru! I came, I saw, I conquered! Three years of blood money, even a death sentence wouldn't be a loss—what the hell? "Bang—" "Hey, before you brag, can you pay the rent first? Otherwise, I'll [the guy who threw his car] down."

【mygo】【Ave mujica】【jojo】【Complex】

In Tokyo after the "Made in Paradise" operation, Enrique Pucci, who lost his family, was adopted by the Toyokawa family and became Toyokawa Fuuki.

Having inherited the memories and abilities of another world, he resolved to embark on a path of martyrdom and recreate a true 'heaven'.

The following are the necessary conditions for reaching 'Heaven'.

First, the evolution of the 'stand-in' is completed.

Secondly, a trustworthy "friend." She must be a person with great love in her heart, able to rise again in the face of suffering, sacrifice, and betrayal. Her resilience is as indestructible as a diamond, and her purity shines like the sun.

Thirdly, 36 soul-stirring "Solar" concerts should not be rare in this era of girl bands.

Fourth, the right 'gravity' at the time of the new moon...

Wait, what happened to gravity?!

These days, time travel is nothing new. To be original, you need new methods, you need some outrageous moves. The Type-Moon crossover anime series starting with FGO, Type-Moon Heavy Industries—Fate/Extra: The Holy Grail War of the Moon, is currently being serialized! Gaia: I ask you, Soviet Marshal, would you be willing to become a Heroic Spirit under my command and work overtime every day? Su Mo: Becoming a Heroic Spirit is fine, but working overtime is impossible, I'll never work overtime in my life. Mashu: Senior, get up and work overtime! I want to experience the feeling of explosive damage output! Jeanne d'Arc Alter: You should feel honored that I've willingly come to cling to your leg. Merlin: Let's go, Kongming, with him here we can go home. Kongming: Hmm, young man, from now on, the overtime work is your responsibility.

Nangong Xiao: "I know more about this other world than anyone else." Asuna: "..." Nangong Xiao: "I'm not cheating, really, why are you looking at me like that?" Kasumi Utako: "..." Nangong Xiao: "Who says a cruel other world can't have a normal daily life?" Maple's eyes lit up: "!!" Nangong Xiao: "War is always the last resort. If you play it like a normal card, things will get very..." Shizuka: "Shut up! You're the main DPS, just focus on outputting damage!!" Nangong Xiao: "Ah, oh, coming right now..."

Olt is transported to the Type-Moon universe, only to find himself in a Lostbelt destined for oblivion. However, this Lostbelt is strange; the White Colossus hasn't arrived as expected, and all twelve Olympian gods are present. Olt possesses neither Unlimited Blade Works, nor Gate of Babylon, nor the bloodline of the Red Dragon. All he has is the ability to create crystals. "I want to save humanity too! But what use is this useless ability! To offer as tribute to the gods?" "The opponents are the mighty Zeus, Gundams! Space battleships! How can I, a weak, helpless, and pitiful human, possibly..." [Lonely Recorder]

Tags: harem, fate, type-moon Synopsis: Lin Qingsu, a Chinese student studying abroad at the Clock Tower, lives a life of idleness, preparing to quit the magic world upon graduation. Until he awakens his life simulator and obtains the Old Sword template... Sajo Aika: "Finally found you, my prince!" Sajo Ayaka: "Can't a younger sister do the same?" Gilgamesh: "Holy Sword Master, we meet again, hahahaha, let's continue our unfinished duel!" Ophelia: "For the sake of the world, Chaldea needs your strength." Mordred: "Male mother? Female father? Huh?!" ... "You've got the wrong person, I'm really not the Old Sword!"

[Questions and answers, no main character...]

In the peaceful ninja world, a gigantic canopy suddenly covered everything...

[Question 1: Who is Naruto Uzumaki's salvation?]

How much of the battle between Itachi Uchiha and Sasuke Uchiha was exaggerated?

Who once used a kunai to pierce Susanoo?

Who dances on the battlefield?

Naruto: "I, Uzumaki Naruto, will definitely become Hokage!"

Erzhuzi: "Hold the game? I need Itachi to hold the game to win? Are you kidding me? I need him to hold the game? Who are you calling an idiot, Erzhuzi? Say it again if you dare!"

Uchiha Itachi: "I have never held back against any enemy; on the contrary, that battle was the most difficult I have ever fought!"

Betsuka Sakura: "Lady Tsunade, I think I've caught up with them."

Hinata: "Child...children...it's so embarrassing..."

Gaara: "Naruto is the best! Naruto is my light!"

Orochimaru: "Damn it, why are you all criticizing Rasa, but I'm the one getting criticized?"

Danzo: "I gouged out Shisui's eyes, I forced Itachi to massacre the Uchiha clan, and I announced the news of the Nine-Tailed Fox. I've done so much for Konoha, so why are you pointing fingers at me and cursing me? Who are you, the 5.5th Hokage, cursing? If you have the guts, announce your name! I'll kill you, kill you!"

Hiruzen: "Where the leaves dance in the air, life ceaselessly springs forth..."

As the saying goes: Konoha is known for its head-patting skills, Kumogakure for its brutes, Sunagakure for its beasts, Kirigakure for its lackeys, and Iwagakure for its lords...

The sky cleared, the rain stopped, and Erzhuzi felt he was back to normal.

I'm not good with words...

I caught up with them!

The entire ninja world is about to collapse!!!

[Movies, Anime, Novels] [Hell Inn, The Worst Boss, Marvel, DC, Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, My Little Pony, How to Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, The Matrix, Jackie Chan Adventures...] That's all for now, more will be added later. Feel free to suggest anything you'd like to add. The main character is purely a plot device; don't worry about them. List 1: Chengdu Superman – "What does it mean to have a pink mood fall?" "Is this true? Is this reasonable?" "Rumor! I'm not that kind of person!" List 2: Marvel's Hilarious Moments! Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Captain America – Rumor x4! List 3: What would you like to add? This story focuses on lighthearted humor and will try to avoid being out of character (OOC), as it's difficult to find the right personality for some lesser-known characters. The author maintains an objective attitude towards certain things; subjective opinions will only appear during comedic moments!