I've been transported to Hawkins, the town from Stranger Things, and become Will's brother, Jonathan Byers. This America is too dangerous; horror stories unfold everywhere, and the sweet air is thick with evil. The neighboring town is Silent Hill, with a street called Oak Street, home to the Shining Hotel. I've heard there's a cabin in the woods beyond town. Legend has it that deep in the forest lies a fairytale town inhabited by vampires and young wolves, while Jason and Voldemort lurk outside. From time to time, demons from hell invade the world, aliens are always causing trouble on Independence Day, and Thanos, the head of the Space Office, is willing to snap his fingers—if you're unlucky, you'll be vaporized to dust. Luckily, I have a Dungeon Fighter Online (DNF) game system with me, allowing me to become a professional exorcist and form an exorcist alliance. I've gathered Constantine, Johnny Depp, Van Helsing, Nick Wilde, and the Ancient One. Everyone, don't fight over this monster; let me kill it! I'm super strong… If you, fellow readers, find "This Stranger Things is a Bit Cold" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ groups and Weibo!

After accidentally traveling to the world of Harry Potter, and enjoying his second life in the magnificent wizarding world, Maureen, now the owner of a dark magic shop and known as Mr. Burke, has to find a way to get rid of an employee. Although this employee is young, handsome and eloquent, who made him called Tom Riddle...

Words are like silk, weaving the warp and weft of stories; stories are like rivers, settling the pebbles of knowledge; knowledge is like fire, forging the stars of wisdom; and in the folds of time, the ancient light of civilization shines forth.

Matthew traveled to "Harry Potter", only to find that the world was facing the invasion of various foreign evil gods:

The "Dimensional Devil" that rules purgatory, the "Eyes of the Abyss" that dominate the spirit world, the "Paradox Devourer" that occupies the void...

There is also the "Blood Lord" who stole his chance to travel through time and whose strength has undergone a qualitative change...

There are suddenly many evil cults in the world. They are the root of the old beliefs and the anchor point for the invasion of foreign gods.

Fortunately, the system has awakened an incredible wisdom!

Yes, you read that right! The system has given itself a cheat code!

And as the host...Matthew can completely skip the comprehension steps and directly obtain the results of comprehension!

What does your understanding mean to my understanding? We just have different divisions of labor.

Many years later, when many evil gods were willing to burn the world to death in order to descend upon Hogwarts:

[You have come into contact with the origin of the laws of space. Due to your extraordinary understanding, you have gained the right to manage the crystal wall of the world.]

[You watched the world that was about to fall. Due to your extraordinary understanding, you mastered the endless world destruction chain.]

You can figure out the system, and leave Hogwarts to me!

Looking at the system prompt, Matthew announced domineeringly:

Evil God, get out of my Hogwarts!

…

Dumbledore: Wait, your what?

Returning from the mysterious world, witch Harry only wants a peaceful life and to experience Hogwarts, this fairytale playground, firsthand. However, a certain self-proclaimed Dark Lord and some so-called "important figures" seem determined to prevent her from having her way. So, it's time to let the wizarding world know what true "calamity" really is. (Those who haven't read Harry Potter or Lord of Mysteries won't be affected.)

At first, Aiden Winchester thought he had simply been transported to another world filled with malevolent spirits. However, an acceptance letter from Hogwarts changed his life as a witch hunter. He never imagined that he, who had always only hunted witches, would be accepted into a wizarding school. Witch hunter? Wizard? These two identities didn't conflict at all. Aiden, twirling his Kurdish demon-slaying blade, stood at the entrance to the Slytherin common room. Since dark wizards all came from Slytherin, why not start there! This book is also known as: *Three Sentences That Made the Headmaster Pay Me Ten Thousand Galleons*, *I Really Didn't Want to Be a Wizard*, and *Exorcising Voldemort Is Also Exorcism*.

"Don't go out after dark. There have been a lot of fake people showing up in the city lately," my brother—the infamous Rainy Night Butcher—warned with a serious expression.

"Your brother's right," Mom—the Original Fake Person—nodded with concern.

"Bro, can you pick me up after school? I’m a little scared." My little sister blinked at him. But in truth, she was an A-Rank Hero from the Hero Association.

"Your brother’s just recovered from a serious illness. Let him rest at home, I’ll go get you." My older sister, the Captain of the Night Watch from the Special Operations Bureau, took on the task.

Qiao Qingshan, who knew all his family’s identities, said nothing—he just kept fiddling with his phone.

And so, my peaceful daily life began...

"Due to the recent outbreak of fake person incidents, we interrupt this program to bring you an emergency notice from the Special Operations Bureau."

1. Fake people often take over the bodies of those who’ve just recovered from serious illnesses by using a technique called 'soul possession.' If someone who has just recovered begins acting strangely, pay close attention.

2. There are no such things as 'transmigrators' in this world. Anyone claiming to be a 'transmigrator' can be immediately classified as a fake person.

3. Fake people who claim to be 'transmigrators' are considered extremely dangerous. Do not trust any information they provide, including but not limited to emotional expressions, identity claims, or cries for help.

Faced with the suspicious looks from his family, Qiao Qingshan could only sigh.

Alright then... so much for my peaceful daily life.