First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

(The Big Bang Theory×HP. Warning to otome fans, especially those with a special madness ⚠️) Penny suddenly discovered that her bed had become a passage to another world. Every night it was connected to the beds of people from other worlds. There was always a stuffy old man who called himself "Professor" sharing her bed.

This guy had a terrible temper and a sharp tongue, and he always said things to her that she couldn't understand. And then, after an accident, she was able to see him? What's more, she could enter and exit his world?

Snape's perspective: At first he thought it was the Death Eaters who were causing trouble, but later he found out it was a curse and a calamity for him. He was the only one who could sense the damn stupid woman. No matter how many times he changed beds in the room, he could still feel her body approaching like a gorilla when he slept at night, and magic was ineffective on her. Later he could see her, and she was even more shameless to threaten him with this, the woman who only knew how to drink and eat, and blackmailed him with "beauty" magic.

He was a fool with only a pretty face, so he wouldn't fall for her trick. But as time went by, when everyone could see her, Snape always felt like he had lost something...

I've been transported to Hawkins, the town from Stranger Things, and become Will's brother, Jonathan Byers. This America is too dangerous; horror stories unfold everywhere, and the sweet air is thick with evil. The neighboring town is Silent Hill, with a street called Oak Street, home to the Shining Hotel. I've heard there's a cabin in the woods beyond town. Legend has it that deep in the forest lies a fairytale town inhabited by vampires and young wolves, while Jason and Voldemort lurk outside. From time to time, demons from hell invade the world, aliens are always causing trouble on Independence Day, and Thanos, the head of the Space Office, is willing to snap his fingers—if you're unlucky, you'll be vaporized to dust. Luckily, I have a Dungeon Fighter Online (DNF) game system with me, allowing me to become a professional exorcist and form an exorcist alliance. I've gathered Constantine, Johnny Depp, Van Helsing, Nick Wilde, and the Ancient One. Everyone, don't fight over this monster; let me kill it! I'm super strong… If you, fellow readers, find "This Stranger Things is a Bit Cold" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ groups and Weibo!

The tallest tower in Nurmengard

This is a forbidden area for wizards throughout Austria and even the world.

At that moment, the cry of a baby with sunset-colored hair shattered the long-lost peace!

Grindelwald: Her bright smile will always inspire those who walk with her and light the way for the rest of my life.

A certain White Demon King: This little girl's childlike innocence and vitality are like fireworks in the night sky.

A diary entry: He is my salvation, my hope, the person who changed my life.

"Things you believed in during your childhood and the stories you experienced will become irreplaceable treasures."

"I believe that language has its own unique power, and there is nothing that cannot be solved by speaking it out!" said Xiaogong.

Roger traveled to the world of Harry Potter.

The game started on hellish difficulty; he became the apprentice of an old, powerful, and extremely temperamental dark wizard. Just as he was cautiously serving this unpredictable mentor, he unexpectedly discovered that the bio-computer he had developed in his previous life had also transmigrated with him!

From then on, Roger's magical training began with the three Unforgivable Curses! "Analysis of the Imperius Curse complete." "Begin observing Professor Quirrell."

Years later, when the Daily Prophet was preparing to write a legendary feature on Mr. Roger Lewis, prominent figures in the wizarding world spoke out:

Professor McGonagall (with a serious expression of amazement): "Without a doubt, Mr. Lewis is an unprecedentedly outstanding graduate in the history of Hogwarts." Dumbledore (his wisdom gleaming behind his half-moon spectacles): "I must admit that no one understood the nature of magic better than Roger. Not even the four founders of Hogwarts." Voldemort (in a complex tone): "It is well known that I made indelible contributions to Roger's magical research..."

Rita Skeeter (writing furiously with her quill pen, her eyes gleaming with gossip): "Mr. Riddle, was it the summer before Mr. Lewis enrolled?"

Voldemort (lost in memories): "Sigh...that summer, they invited me to participate in the experiment, though the method was crude...If they had said it was to develop an elixir of immortality, I could have provided tremendous assistance! I wouldn't have needed to go through the trouble of finding the Philosopher's Stone...I still deeply regret missing this opportunity to return sooner!"

There's a legend circulating around Hogwarts: Miss Lacus's first cry gave birth to the Dementors; Miss Lacus's first nightmare gave birth to the Obscurus; Miss Lacus's first fear gave birth to the Boggart; Miss Lacus's first laugh gave birth to Peeves; and Miss Lacus's light side became Voldemort! "Hogwarts, that's all a lie!" Miss Lacus protests. "Your light has no dark, heavy secrets, only light and bright!" (A playful Hogwarts fanfiction, featuring many meme elements and some Hogwarts Legacy content. The protagonist is a lone wolf, not for women.)

[Gender-Changing Cookie] [Multi-Purpose Tent] [Bamboo Dragonfly] [Adaptation Lamp] Lynn's four-dimensional garbage bag always manages to unearth many magical secret items, even if they're just a bunch of old stuff, they still bring help and joy. The helpful Lynn arrives at Privet Drive and encounters Harry Potter, who is struggling. To help him ease the strained relationship with his aunt and uncle, he gives Harry a magical cookie that completely changes his life. And when Lynn arrives at the magical Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, what changes will he bring to the magical world? Welcome to—Harry Potter and her best friend Lynn's Hogwarts daily life; Severus Snape's new life after shaving his greasy hair; Voldemort realizing he may have misjudged the object of his prophecy...

At first, Aiden Winchester thought he had simply been transported to another world filled with malevolent spirits. However, an acceptance letter from Hogwarts changed his life as a witch hunter. He never imagined that he, who had always only hunted witches, would be accepted into a wizarding school. Witch hunter? Wizard? These two identities didn't conflict at all. Aiden, twirling his Kurdish demon-slaying blade, stood at the entrance to the Slytherin common room. Since dark wizards all came from Slytherin, why not start there! This book is also known as: *Three Sentences That Made the Headmaster Pay Me Ten Thousand Galleons*, *I Really Didn't Want to Be a Wizard*, and *Exorcising Voldemort Is Also Exorcism*.

The protagonist, now Tom, has transmigrated again, this time to the world of Hogwarts. He's adopted by Luna and becomes part of her family. Tom, who thought he could only attend classes after his owner enrolled, receives an acceptance letter from Hogwarts on Luna's tenth birthday! Thus, a resilient, mischievous cat with some strange abilities enters Hogwarts as a student. No one knows what changes his arrival will bring to the wizarding world. (Updated at 12 PM as usual)

"Don't go out after dark. There have been a lot of fake people showing up in the city lately," my brother—the infamous Rainy Night Butcher—warned with a serious expression.

"Your brother's right," Mom—the Original Fake Person—nodded with concern.

"Bro, can you pick me up after school? I’m a little scared." My little sister blinked at him. But in truth, she was an A-Rank Hero from the Hero Association.

"Your brother’s just recovered from a serious illness. Let him rest at home, I’ll go get you." My older sister, the Captain of the Night Watch from the Special Operations Bureau, took on the task.

Qiao Qingshan, who knew all his family’s identities, said nothing—he just kept fiddling with his phone.

And so, my peaceful daily life began...

"Due to the recent outbreak of fake person incidents, we interrupt this program to bring you an emergency notice from the Special Operations Bureau."

1. Fake people often take over the bodies of those who’ve just recovered from serious illnesses by using a technique called 'soul possession.' If someone who has just recovered begins acting strangely, pay close attention.

2. There are no such things as 'transmigrators' in this world. Anyone claiming to be a 'transmigrator' can be immediately classified as a fake person.

3. Fake people who claim to be 'transmigrators' are considered extremely dangerous. Do not trust any information they provide, including but not limited to emotional expressions, identity claims, or cries for help.

Faced with the suspicious looks from his family, Qiao Qingshan could only sigh.

Alright then... so much for my peaceful daily life.