It's the new school year. Hermione Granger, who returned to school after summer vacation, welcomed the Muggle Studies class she had been looking forward to. The enlightened Professor Lewynter showed movies in class, but these movies... seemed to be a little wrong.

Azkaban Redemption

Sirius Black: You know some dogs are not meant to be caged, freedom shines in every strand of their fur.

Infernal Affairs

Wormtail: You undercover guys are really interesting, always meeting in the cemetery.

Snape: I'm not like you, I'm honest.

Wormtail: Give me a chance.

Snape: How can I give you a chance?

Wormtail: I had no choice before, now I want to be a good person.

Snape: Okay, tell Mad-Eye and see if he tells you to be a good person.

Wormtail: That means my death.

Snape: Excuse me, I'm from the Order of the Phoenix.

Wormtail: Who would believe that?

Memento

Bertha Jorkins: Someone has been messing with my memory. At first I just forgot the afternoon, then I started to lose track of dates and what I had for breakfast…

I wanted to visit my aunt in Albania before I lost all memory of her, and Mr. Crouch was very considerate in granting me this leave.

Crouch?

I seem to remember something, a great secret.

Danger is approaching.

Now,

who I am?

Where am I?

"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

"Come with me."

"I'll be your teacher before you enter Hogwarts, introducing you to the vibrant wizarding world and all sorts of wizards."

"I'll teach you everything I know: potions, spells, transfiguration, even the Dark Arts."

"And if one day you grow up to be a truly great savior, then point your wand at me."

"Use all the methods I've taught you, use all you have, and kill me!"

"Do you have the guts?"

"Lily Evans and James Potter's son—"

"Harry Pott!"

In a narrow alley drenched in rain,

Severus Snape, with smooth, fresh, non-greasy black hair, holding a black umbrella, reached out his hand to the nine-year-old savior of the wizarding world, who sat on the ground, his face filled with fear and bewilderment.

Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, and reborn as the flesh and blood of Grindelwald and Dumbledore, Black awakened the emotional treasure chest system!

You can get a treasure chest by making others' blood pressure soar!

So...

Black: "Review? You just learned the knowledge, you forgot it so quickly?"

Hermione (deep breath): "Hermione, you have to calm down!" "Ding! Silver treasure chest 1!"

Black: "What a handsome cat!" (Take out the cat toy!)

Professor McGonagall: "!!" "Ding! Gold treasure chest 1!"

Black: "Professor Snape, do you want to eat hot pot together? It's delicious!"

Snape: "This is my cauldron! How dare you! Hufflepuff will be deducted 50 points!" "Ding! Diamond treasure chest 1"

Black: "Professor, my last name is Grindelwald."

Dumbledore: "Huh? What did you say your last name is?" "Ding! Supreme treasure chest 1" Black

: Xiaotang, where is your nose?

Voldemort: Avada...

...

Black: "I'm just a little badger who wants to become stronger, what bad thoughts can I have?" (Spreading hands)

Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, Wayne awakened the Chaos Lord system. As long as he created chaos and violated school rules, he would be rewarded.

Thus, Hogwarts ushered in the most lively period.

Dumbledore: "A student life that does not violate school rules is incomplete, but Wayne... please restrain yourself."

McGonagall: "I thought the Weasley twins were invincible, but I didn't expect Wayne to be braver than them!"

Professor Sprout: "Since he came, the badger has become a flat-headed brother."

Snape: "Azkaban! He should be assigned to Azkaban!"

Voldemort: "Don't bother with the Son of Prophecy, I just want to kill Wayne Lawrence! Now, immediately, right away!"

Wayne spread his hands helplessly: "I'm just a little more lively, why do you keep urging me to graduate?"

In the shadow of the green lantern, Carl tapped Voldemort's diary with a hook stained with evil despair.

"Poor lonely ghost, you are mine, come out and play, how are we going to carry out this pleasant torture?"

On the day when the owl delivered the Hogwarts admission letter, Carl was excited, but also glad that he did not choose "Harry Potter" when he copied books to make money. He was just one step away from biting into the special melon of Avada. After Professor McGonagall arrived, Carl discovered his talent (external plug-in): "Detect Minerva McGonagall, Animagus Transformation... Match Nidalee, Vastaya Xayah Transformation..."

It is understandable that they can transform into a cat, but why did Professor Snape match Viego? "Forever lost my love! Defeat with a single glance!

First, Dumbledore knew that Gilderoy Lockhart was a fake.

Secondly, Lockhart also knew that Lockhart was a fake because he traveled through time and space and became Lockhart.

The problem now is that Dumbledore plans to invite him to Hogwarts as a negative example, while Lockhart, a fake who can't even perform the simplest magic, just wants to lie down and enjoy the wealth accumulated by his original body.

But in the end, Lockhart still went to Hogwarts to serve as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Wasn't the magic mansion and the vault full of gold galleons attractive?

Or was it that the achievement of more than a dozen best-selling books that earned him endless royalties was not enough to satisfy him?

Or were Snape and Voldemort, who were obsessed with their own positions, not scary?

No, neither of them. It's because Lockhart was forced to go to school by Dumbledore! So... find a way to make this year's mission...

[Crossing over + becoming a cat + pseudo-antithesis + single CP Hermione + warm daily life]

Original title: "The Secret Black Cat of Hogwarts". The protagonist is not a saint, and the IQ of all the characters is basically online.

The Oriental Black Cat brought mysterious power into Hogwarts. There are so many ghosts in the school, I really want to eat one, the Dementors taste very good, Voldemort is the main meal, there is no escape!

Centaur: The end of the bear, the destroyer of herbs, the nemesis of the eight-eyed giant spider, the ominous darkness...The Mars tonight blinded my eyes.

Draco: He is a true aristocrat! What an elegance!

Simo: shepherd of lost lambs, ferryman of the sea of ​​soul, life mentor, pioneer of art.

Macon: I'm a regular little black cat.

Voldemort: Great! I am beginning to understand everything!

Harry Potter:

Dementors are evil magical creatures that have no facial features and can only distinguish living people by smell and the emotions floating in the air.

Wherever they go, all happiness will disappear, leaving only the deepest fear in people's hearts.

Legend has it that under the hood of the Dementor there is a face that can devour souls...

"That's the theory."

Cohen Norton did not deny this.

"But this doesn't affect my desire to be a good person. No, it's weird."

As he said that, Cohen licked the lollipop in his hand and turned a blind eye to the child next to him who was crying because the candy Cohen's brother gave him suddenly disappeared.

[Ding! Goodwill value +1, sin value +1]

[Note: Giving candy first and then snatching it is immoral and you will be condemned by your conscience]

(This is a story about a funny person who travels through time to the magical world, becomes a subject of some evil black magic experiment and grows up positively and healthily - just listen to it seriously)

- The following is an incomplete introduction -

"What is this, Tom Riddle's diary? There's a soul in it, take a sip."

"What is this, Slytherin's locket? Pry it open and take a sip like an oyster."

"What is this, Hufflepuff's cup? Add some milk tea and take a sip."

...

"What is this, Harry Potter? You smell good, bro, sip--"

"Cohen, don't come over here!"

"I'm here to decorate! What are you doing!"

Kesenhis looked at the weirdo who suddenly appeared in his workplace and tried to attack his personal safety with a strange wooden stick, and scolded him by saying something like magic and keeping secrets.

He also used the obsidian block that suddenly appeared in his hand to instantly release a huge obsidian pillar for defense.

"Bold! You still say you don't know magic!"

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Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, he also got the block gold finger in the game [My World]. Just when he knocked out the weirdo who suddenly came and went crazy and was about to make a name for himself in the decoration industry, he saw the white-bearded old man in front of him.

"What do you mean... hire me to be the alchemy professor of Hogwarts?"

Also, what is alchemy?

In the first year of coming to Hogwarts, he carefully disguised himself as an alchemy professor with some basic blocks.

In the third year of coming to Hogwarts, he gradually got better and fought against the Dementors with withering.

In his seventh year at Hogwarts, holding the command cube, Kesenhis raised his middle finger to the boiled egg in front of him.

"Watch out, I will demonstrate the framework of how the world works next!"