It's the new school year. Hermione Granger, who returned to school after summer vacation, welcomed the Muggle Studies class she had been looking forward to. The enlightened Professor Lewynter showed movies in class, but these movies... seemed to be a little wrong.

Azkaban Redemption

Sirius Black: You know some dogs are not meant to be caged, freedom shines in every strand of their fur.

Infernal Affairs

Wormtail: You undercover guys are really interesting, always meeting in the cemetery.

Snape: I'm not like you, I'm honest.

Wormtail: Give me a chance.

Snape: How can I give you a chance?

Wormtail: I had no choice before, now I want to be a good person.

Snape: Okay, tell Mad-Eye and see if he tells you to be a good person.

Wormtail: That means my death.

Snape: Excuse me, I'm from the Order of the Phoenix.

Wormtail: Who would believe that?

Memento

Bertha Jorkins: Someone has been messing with my memory. At first I just forgot the afternoon, then I started to lose track of dates and what I had for breakfast…

I wanted to visit my aunt in Albania before I lost all memory of her, and Mr. Crouch was very considerate in granting me this leave.

Crouch?

I seem to remember something, a great secret.

Danger is approaching.

Now,

who I am?

Where am I?

The rating is low at the start, don't be scared away! I solemnly swear, this is a divine herb, not poison. Transmigrating to the HP world, Luke awakens the Magic Chef System, harvesting emotional points with delicious food to exchange for rewards.

As for learning magic at Hogwarts? Sorry, you can freely exchange for spell learning speed, potion-making skills, and alchemy experience. With a system, you can really do whatever you want.

Thus, the teachers and students of Hogwarts witnessed the terrifyingly strong yet seemingly unorthodox freshman Luke.

[Congratulations, host! Your Magic Hawthorn Candy Balls have successfully garnered 1000 positive emotion points, easily earning you the Beginner Transformation talent!]

Minerva McGonagall: Didn't the principal say you weren't good at it? You learned it in the time it takes me to twist my hip?

[Congratulations, host! Your magically spicy hot pot has successfully garnered 10,000 positive emotion points, instantly transforming you into a fire god in half an hour!]

Dumbledore: To be able to perform such a move with just a slight glance at my notes... perhaps he's more suited to it than Harry...

[Congratulations, host! Your Magic Lamb Skewers and Lamb Kidneys have successfully garnered 10,000 negative emotion points. You can claim the Dark Lord's Three-Piece Set without any side effects.]

Voldemort: You're just a little wizard from Badger Hill, why aren't you doing your job properly and learning dark magic? Don't I have any dignity?

...

When everyone's stomachs took the shape of Luke's, his magical talent and strength skyrocketed. A chef? Call him the God of Cookery!

The Death Eater was stunned: Oh my god! Run!

He is the real demon king!

Who has ever seen someone catch Avada Kedavra with a spatula?

Others learn magic for great benefits, but Noah learns magic simply to have fun.

Thus, the aged Nicolas Flamel became a bald, muscular boxing champion, Voldemort regressed to a five-year-old child, and the entire school was forced to go clubbing on their first day of school—from then on, the art style completely collapsed! —When an alchemist's pranks become his strongest weapon, the entire magical world becomes his playground!

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

Ivy traveled through the world of Hogwarts and became Snape's blood relative. When she was worried, she awakened the diary-making system.

I was a screenwriter in my previous life, and I write a diary in this life.

The melodramatic screenwriter Ivy integrated the original work and tailored a diary for himself.

Hogwarts has changed since then.

Hermione: What? Ivy was almost eaten by a troll because of me?

Luna: What? Ivy was almost beaten to death by bullies because of me?

Fleur: What? Ivy was nearly killed by Barty Crouch because of me?

Gabrielle: ...

Pansy: ...

When Bellatrix also began to scream, someone finally realized that something was wrong.

This guy Ivy, how many girls has he helped?

Luke is torn apart!

An Optimus Prime, which was rushing to achieve its performance at the end of the year, mercilessly crushed Luke into countless pieces.

The Lukes who gathered together began to try various ways to save themselves in order to survive in the other world.

However, they seemed a bit extreme.

Luke under One Person: "Looking for dragons and dividing gold, look at the mountains, and each layer of winding is a level of hurdle. Sister Baoer, there is a treasure here, get the shovel!"

Dragon Luke: "Eliminate human tyranny, the earth belongs to the Dragon King. Welcome the new emperor Jörmungandr to the throne!"

Pirate King Luke: "Although I deceive my superiors and subordinates, I am greedy for money and lustful, but I am really a good navy!"

Marvel Luke: "In this empty world without heroes and villains, from today on, I will stand in the sky!"

All Luke: "It's not me who is wrong, but this world. I must be a normal person!"

One Person, Conan, Harry Potter, Dead Fire Sea, Marvel, etc...

In short, a lunatic saves the world, you know.

Keywords: simultaneous time travel, fun people, ability sharing, anime.

As a titan, Cabela is undoubtedly unique.

A unique body that can shrink and transform into a humanoid form

Unique timidity

When Godzilla and Ghidorah fought and destroyed her home

She: Waving her hands in protest! The two bosses probably didn't see it, so run away! Find another place to settle down

Until she learned magic (her smile gradually widened) My fellow humans, it makes sense for me to fight with magic~

As a magic school, Hogwarts certainly never thought that it would admit a monster.

Professor McGonagall: I think it is embarrassing for me to take this new student.

Dumbledore: How could that be? The child is... 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!

As the companion of a Titan, Hermione said she was shocked that Campbell could be so soft and timid.

Canberra: Just tell me whether you like it or not!

Hermione: I love it!

(Note: This is a story with two female protagonists. The author has some knowledge about Titans, but not much. The personal settings and timeline may be a bit messy, so please don't read it too carefully. Welcome to read)

"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

First, Dumbledore knew that Gilderoy Lockhart was a fake.

Secondly, Lockhart also knew that Lockhart was a fake because he traveled through time and space and became Lockhart.

The problem now is that Dumbledore plans to invite him to Hogwarts as a negative example, while Lockhart, a fake who can't even perform the simplest magic, just wants to lie down and enjoy the wealth accumulated by his original body.

But in the end, Lockhart still went to Hogwarts to serve as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Wasn't the magic mansion and the vault full of gold galleons attractive?

Or was it that the achievement of more than a dozen best-selling books that earned him endless royalties was not enough to satisfy him?

Or were Snape and Voldemort, who were obsessed with their own positions, not scary?

No, neither of them. It's because Lockhart was forced to go to school by Dumbledore! So... find a way to make this year's mission...

"Come with me."

"I'll be your teacher before you enter Hogwarts, introducing you to the vibrant wizarding world and all sorts of wizards."

"I'll teach you everything I know: potions, spells, transfiguration, even the Dark Arts."

"And if one day you grow up to be a truly great savior, then point your wand at me."

"Use all the methods I've taught you, use all you have, and kill me!"

"Do you have the guts?"

"Lily Evans and James Potter's son—"

"Harry Pott!"

In a narrow alley drenched in rain,

Severus Snape, with smooth, fresh, non-greasy black hair, holding a black umbrella, reached out his hand to the nine-year-old savior of the wizarding world, who sat on the ground, his face filled with fear and bewilderment.