(The male lead is nonsensical, talkative, shameless, and greedy)

A New Era of Spiritual Awakening

On the day of awakening, others awaken to lightning and flames, and their physical bodies become sacred.

Lu Xiaoman looked down at the slightly glowing A4 paper with a watermark that had emerged from her fingertips and fell into deep thought.

Mandatory Instrument Calibration and Verification Notice

Reason: Upon investigation, the error in the readings of the awakening instrument far exceeded the prescribed range, and it is suspected of issuing a false test report.

Basis: Measurement Law

Requirement: Immediately cease use and undergo mandatory testing.

teacher:"???"

classmate:"???"

While others were using their superpowers to blast mutated beasts, Lu Xiaoman was issuing "Penalty Decisions for Illegal Occupation of Roads" to the mutated beasts.

While others overwhelm their opponents with sheer force, Lu Xiaoman generates a "Public Security Mediation Agreement" on the battlefield.

In the apocalypse, have the rules collapsed?

Excuse me.

From today onwards, the certificates I obtain will be the rules.

This is an outrageous story about someone using their "certificate-issuing" superpower to engage in shady, "legal" maneuvers in the new era.

"Naruto, you must build good relationships with the elites from various villages who came to the Chunin Exams this time. Later... what? You reported them for cheating on the exam??"

"Naruto, you absolutely must bring Tsunade back to the village! She's the granddaughter of a legendary figure, and one of the legendary Sannin... What? You brought her back to your house?!"

"Naruto, this Five Kage Summit is of utmost importance. You must remember not to act recklessly as before and antagonize other villages... What? You beat the other four Kage to their knees??"

"Naruto, now that you've become Hokage, your every word and action represents the village, so you must be careful with your words and deeds... What? You're demanding that all female ninjas come to your office every day to report on their work??"

...

Transmigrating into the Naruto world, becoming Naruto before the Chunin Exams, and awakening the Evil Deeds System:

You can gain evil points by doing evil.

Ninjutsu, Sage Art, Bloodline Limits—all are within easy reach!

Naruto in the original work—a loser, a simp, a master of talk-no-jutsu, and suffers all sorts of injustices...

Now--

"Heh, doing bad things and doing whatever I want, that's my way of the ninja!"

He was Minato Namikaze's classmate, but the class's quietest member. He had no particular skills, and his lazy chakra prevented him from learning any ninjutsu. If nothing unexpected happened, he would become cannon fodder on the battlefield.

But—he has a cheat code! His chakra increases by 0.5% every day, and now he has one-tenth of a chakra, so the future looks promising!

I'll just focus on wielding my sword; the rest is up to the chakra!

When the Ten-Tails was born, he carried an invincible chakra and slowly raised his sword—Do you also want to dance?

Under my chakra, all ninjutsu is just flashy nonsense.

[Genius protagonist, pure enjoyment, easy to learn after one read, incredibly perceptive, hilarious daily life]

(The new book rating has just come out and will increase later.)

Sword Saint: "This sword of mine is the culmination of three thousand years of observing the ebb and flow of the East Sea's tides, and the culmination of my life's sword intent into a single move. In the world, no one can withstand it, and no one can learn it!"

The Pill King said, "My alchemy technique has been perfected by tasting countless herbs across the Hundred Thousand Mountains and controlling fire for thousands of years. This method can only be understood intuitively and cannot be explained in words!"

The Array Emperor said, "This array diagram is the result of eight thousand years of painstaking effort by me, deducing the celestial constellations and the dragon energy of the earth's veins. A single move can determine the fate of the world. Only a god can fathom even a fraction of its power!"

The Buddha said, “My teachings, the ‘Seal of Ten Thousand Buddhas,’ are the general outline of Buddhism. They require great compassion, great wisdom, and great perseverance. Only a disciple of the Buddha for all ages can comprehend them!”

Lu Jue passed by.

He glanced at it.

He immediately replicated the Sword Saint's lifelong skill and casually corrected seventeen of its flaws.

He immediately recreated the unique pill formula of the Pill King and even optimized it into an ancient divine pill.

He found the core of the formation of the Array Emperor's eight-thousand-year-old array diagram, and with a casual move, the whole game came to life, and he took control of the universe.

He immediately formed the Buddha's seal, the one that guards the temple, and the phantom image of the Buddha behind him was even larger and brighter than the Buddha himself.

Someone interviewed Lu Jue,

"Immortal Emperor Lu, may I ask how you cultivate? How do you know everything? Is it through diligent study or do you possess some unknown formula or method?"

After Lu Jue answered frankly,

Sword Saint, Buddha, and other powerful figures and prodigies of the cultivation world all collapsed simultaneously:

"What do you mean you'll understand after watching it only once?!"

Thanks for the invitation. I'm currently in Konoha, just started playing a villain, and my salary is calculated based on screen time. My name is Yagyu Masahiko, my profession is a ninja academy teacher, and my side job is playing a villain in the Naruto world. My job: to deliver a heavy blow to Naruto, collude with Orochimaru, and lead Danzo to overthrow the ninja world. As long as I play the villain well, any form of ninjutsu, secret techniques, bloodline limits, etc., is possible for my salary. My career goal: to be an outstanding villain who can survive until the end! But now there's a small problem—even though I'm the main villain, the successor to the darkness of the ninja world, Tsunade insists that I'm the Hokage! How can this continue? Urgent, waiting online!

[Multiple female leads]

A crimson star falls, monsters invade, and Ning Yuan, who has traveled through time, awakens his D-rank talent [Gluttony].

"Congratulations! You have absorbed the core of the mutated Thunder Beast and gained the S-rank ability [Nine Profound Golden Thunder]!"

"Congratulations! You have absorbed the mutated Netherhound Beast Core and gained the S-rank necromancy ability [Summoning]!"

Ningyuan:

"Luo Xi, let me put black stockings on you, it will feel more comfortable when I massage you."

Lin Luoxi: "You tore all my black stockings."

"It's okay, then wear white stockings."

passerby:

"How could the school beauty goddess like a useless person with a D-level talent?"

"Not a buddy?"

"How can you summon Nine Profound Golden Lightning with your D-rank talent?"

"You can summon undead dragons?"

Xu Tianyang transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, becoming the heir of the Zhenhai King of the Sun Moon Empire, and awakened the Eight Desolate Fire Dragon Martial Soul. According to the usual script, Xu Tianyang should have soared to great heights. However, the Eight Desolate Fire Dragon Martial Soul was too powerful. Without a second Martial Soul to counterbalance it, once Xu Tianyang began cultivating, he himself would likely be burned to ashes by the Eight Desolate Fire Dragon's supreme Yang fire! Until that day, his father brought back a Conferred God Platform! ... Xiao Hongchen: "I, Xiao Hongchen, am invincible among my peers... Hmm, Xu Tianyang is a year older than me, so he's not considered a peer!" Huo Yuhao: "Brother Tianyang, can you teach me how to use the Ultimate Ice?" Xuanzi: "Oh no! This kid..."

In Bleach, justice prevails! Naraku Sora transmigrates to the Bleach world, unlocking a justice system where he earns rewards by suppressing sinners. The first Gotei 13, in the name of the Gotei, commits acts of slaughter. In Hueco Mundo, the Great Hollows are a dog-eat-dog world, devouring each other. The four noble families seal and dismantle the Soul Kings, solely to establish a corrupt order. Yhwach murders his father, the Soul King, shattering the three realms. In this world built on original sin, what should we do? Naraku Sora: "Yamamoto, I... my heart and actions are as clear as a mirror; all my deeds are for justice!"

Having transmigrated through the world of Douluo Continent for over a decade, without a system, and awakening a blank card for his martial soul, his innate soul power was only level three—a truly disastrous start. But everything changed after Wang Bin absorbed his first soul ring… His first soul skill, Summon Escanor, became the undisputed ruler of heaven and earth, cleaving the heavens and slaying gods and immortals with a single axe strike. His second soul skill, Summon Dian Qing, became invincible with a copper head and iron arms, able to withstand even the mighty Haotian. His third soul skill, Summon… His fourth soul skill, Summon… Years later, when Wang Bin led characters from various anime worlds to storm the God Realm, he simply asked: "Who else?" This book is also known as "How to Steal Dai Mubai's…"

Survival games have invaded the real world, involving billions of people worldwide, including Lin Ze.

Fortunately, he unexpectedly awakened a cheat ability that refreshes a 'golden entry' every week.

【Pointy head】, 【Always get full marks on exams】, 【Time stops】—these seemingly strange, even useless, terms were given the most suitable uses by Lin Ze.

...

Dungeon: Darwin's Evolution Island

Main quest: Slay the monsters on the island and evolve; survive to the end.

Lin Ze equipped the [Pointy Head] skill; by simply shouting "Then let me ask you," he could make the monster lose its mind and easily kill it.

Copy: The Human Purge

Main mission: Pass the exam, or survive the massacre that begins at night.

Lin Ze loaded up with the "guaranteed perfect scores on every exam" package, achieving perfect scores in every subject, and indulged in pleasure entirely within the safe house.

Dungeon: Goblin Battle

Main Quest: Command your goblin army as a lord and battle against other players.

Lin Ze loaded [You've been enhanced]... Which goblin actually kidnapped the school beauty and brought her back to me! Really... well done!