Fantasy + Relaxed + Sweet + No Thunder + No Depression + No Doodles + No Madness + Invincible
Leng Huanian's soul travels through time and space to become the Prince of Qinglan. He is glad to have reached the peak of his life, but he never expected that it would be the beginning of a hell with his country destroyed, his family ruined, his father dead, and he being hunted down.
How does it feel to be sent to the Weiyang Palace to become a eunuch by the woman you love?
If Leng Huanian had not been lucky enough to meet a noble person and master magical skills, he would have chosen to start over long ago.
What's the difference between being an undercover agent in front of Empress Dugu, the number one person in the Xuling Continent, and being a mouse as a dowry to a cat?
"Xiao Lengzi, the treasury is empty, do you have any good ideas?"
"Your Majesty, I am only a small eunuch."
"Xiao Lengzi, what do you think about the marriage of the three princesses?"
"Your Majesty, I am only a small eunuch."
"Xiao Lengzi, who is more attractive, Empress Lengyue or me?"
"Your Majesty, I am only a small eunuch."
"Xiao Lengzi, why are you always so timid?"
"Your Majesty, I can sometimes strike back..."
After traveling through time, he found a system.
But the system was a bummer. Originally meant to take Jiang Hang to the world of Assassin's Creed, it instead led him to the anime world.
Jiang Hang first encountered the legendary shinigami, the elementary school student Conan.
After several downtimes, the original assassin system was forcibly renamed the detective system.
A name change, of course, but Jiang Hang saw the rewards remained the same as for the assassin.
Assassin's Footsteps, Breath Suppression, Hidden Blade Assassination, Poison Mastery, Spartan Kick, Mystic Eyes... something seemed off.
Although he was tempted to complain about this shoddy system, seeing it deposit 100 million yen into his account as a resettlement allowance and rewarding him with millions of yen for completing any commission, Jiang Hang firmly decided to become a positive detective.
Using the skills of an assassin, disguised as a detective, he pursued the most positive causes.
In short, this is the story of a sleazy detective in the world of anime.
[Multiverse + Reverse Godly Riches + Dihua Style + Hilarious and Refreshing Novel]
Chosen by the gods to become an angel investor in countless worlds, the only condition for returning home is to lose all his money?
The overjoyed office worker Cao Xiaoxia exclaimed, "This can be done with just hands!"
So, full of confidence, he embarked on a spending spree across the myriad worlds, throwing money at the most unreliable projects!
The Fourth Hokage, who believed investing was a sure way to fail, was trying to throw his money away.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully preventing the Nine-Tails' rampage and bringing peace to the ninja world. Your foundation's assets have increased 100 times!]
Sponsoring Bucky the Joker to run a delivery service, waiting for the company to go bankrupt and be liquidated?
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for monopolizing logistics on the Grand Line, becoming the "Fifth Emperor of the Sea," and your group's market value has skyrocketed 1000 times!]
Give Deadpool an unlimited black card so he can squander it as he pleases?
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for creating the world's number one internet celebrity! Your merchandise is selling like hotcakes, and your personal brand value is immeasurable!]
Cao Xiaoxia, seeing his astronomical assets growing ever larger and the progress bar for getting home getting further and further away, finally broke down.
"Please, I beg you! Stop making me money! I just want to go home!"
However, his subordinates, the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix Chick, were filled with admiration:
Orochimaru: "Boss's move may seem absurd, but it's actually using money to force a technological revolution. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!"
Kaguya Shinomiya: "Every money-losing plan of the boss perfectly predicted all the market trends. He is the true god of business!"
Welcome to the Classroom of Meritocracy + Dropping Out. Everyone else comes to study, but Bai Lan came to drop out. Bai Lan had just returned from a wilderness survival trip in the Amazon rainforest when he received an invitation to take the entrance exam for a highly advanced high school. Persuaded by his parents, he reluctantly participated, treating the written and oral exams like a game. He thought he was guaranteed to fail. But he was surprisingly accepted. He initially planned to drop out immediately. Then, the system awakened, presenting him with the ultimate mission: as long as he didn't voluntarily drop out, and not because of his academic performance, he would gain [Invincible Luck] and [Extraordinary Physique]. The rewards were tempting, and Bai Lan wanted to try. He figured even if two ways to drop out were blocked, there was still a way. Then he discovered that this school actually had a "dropout exam." He was in luck! The result... He suddenly confronted the hidden boss, who then became his apprentice; he beat up the student council president, only to be thanked by him; he bullied a delinquent girl, who said she wanted to date him; he tried to blackmail the school's idol with his past, sparking public outrage, only to find out the idol said he had helped him resolve his inner conflicts; he self-destructed during his exam for dropping out, and a group of people rallied to his defense. Why is dropping out so difficult?!
Lu Xuan transmigrates to a high-martial arts world and activates the multiverse trading system!
As long as you keep trading with the myriad worlds, you can become stronger!
Ding! Level 1 Wang Yuyan has joined the chat group!
Ding! Zhu Yuanzhang from Level 1 has joined the chat group!
Ding! Uncle Nine from Level 2 Dimension has joined the chat group!
Ding! Orochimaru from the Level 3 Dimension has joined the chat group!
Ding! Zhao Li from Level 4 Dimension has joined the chat group!
…
Lu Xuan smiled faintly: "Welcome to the City of Myriad Realms, where you can find everything you desire..."
And so, many years later.
The Emperor of the Ming Dynasty declared: "I am the true dragon! The Mad Death Camp, obey my command! Under heaven, all land belongs to the Emperor!"
Wang Yuyan: "Cousin, let's not contact each other anymore. I'm afraid Lu Xuan will misunderstand..."
Ferryman Zhao Li: "You're Hades Cha Cha, right? I'm really angry right now~"
Orochimaru: "Hehehe~ Uchiha Madara, do you also want to dance?"
When Zhang Fan woke up, he found himself sitting on a rotating chair and became a mentor on The Voice of China.
At this moment, a very stylishly dressed woman was singing a rap on the stage: "Pale yellow long skirt, fluffy hair, holding my hand while we look at the latest oil paintings... Just treat it as a dream, even after waking up I'm still very moved..."
And for some reason he turned the chair around.
Host: "Teacher Zhang Fan, may I ask why you turned around? Do you really appreciate this contestant's rap?"
Zhang Fan: ???
Host: "Please comment on this student!"
Zhang Fan usually just goes to KTV to sing, so how could he know any music commentary? He doesn't even know the musical notation. But fortunately, he is very familiar with the program "The Voice of China" and directly said a very classic sentence: Dear student, please tell us your dream.
"Clan Chief, something terrible has happened! Uchiha Itachi has been beaten to death in the street by the clan members!" "Huh? Nonsense! I just pulled him out this morning." "Then I must be mistaken. Maybe Uchiha Obito is dead." "What nonsense are you talking about!" "Clan Chief, I'm not lying to you! Anyway, one of them is dead! I can't tell if it's Itachi or Obito." Uchiha Tetsu rushed to the scene. That brat was indeed talking nonsense; both of them were clearly dead. "Sasuke, I need your 'pretending to be cool' for this mission." "Itachi, Obito, I'm the clan leader and you're sweeping the streets, it's all for the clan's benefit~" "Madara, just unleash your ultimate move!" "Shisui, use your Kotoamatsukami to make her fall in love with me! Wait, what do you mean she already loves me?" "Sarazana, Hikari, I don't offer pineapple heads here." "Uchiha Ban? Nice name, you should practice your elbow strikes more!" "Tajima! Madara! Fugaku! I'm the Uchiha clan leader, not you!" (Various anime, multiverse, ensemble cast, farming, slice-of-life, comedy) (First world: Demon Slayer) (Subsequent worlds: Type-Moon's Fate series, Overlord, Attack on Titan, Mushoku Tensei)
In his previous life, Lin Yu was an editor for the variety show "Running Man." Due to the sudden "Chicken Brother" incident, Lin Yu worked overtime all night and died suddenly.
In this life, Lin Yu transmigrates and is reborn as a popular young idol, who is appointed as a regular guest on the variety show "Running Man" in a time of crisis.
The [Eye-Catching Pack] system was activated, and the art style changed drastically.
Bai Lu: Lin Yu, I heard you have eight-pack abs?
Song Yuqi: Can I touch it?
Lin Yu: Sure, but that will be at a different price!
director:???
audience:???
Director: Can you demonstrate your personal skills?
Lin Yu: I can sing and dance!
Those present felt a chill run down their spines upon hearing this. The last person to say such a thing had already been banned. They were afraid to speak carelessly!
Immediately afterwards,
Lin Yu picked up the microphone and adjusted his pace.
"I didn't have any drugs, I didn't have any drugs."
"Bu liu biu, bu liu biu"
"Dinosaurs fight wolves, fight wolves, fight dinosaurs, fight wolves, fight wolves!"
"......"
Everyone: ? ? ?
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi suddenly sat up in the middle of the night: "Is he sick?!"
Rich people + business + technology + entertainment, never cultivate immortality!
The ex-girlfriend used online loan credit cards to cash out and ran away, leaving Liu Hao with a lot of debt.
When he was at his wit's end, he was accidentally bound to the system of the rich creditor.
A new debt is created every day, and you can get rewards when you spend it.
"Congratulations to the host for achieving divine beauty!"
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the damage transfer armor!"
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the secret cultivation technique of the Hehuan Sect!"
A bank manager said: "Mr. Liu, we will repay your 100 million loan on time. You can put forward any conditions you want."
A real estate tycoon: "Mr. Liu, can I use my houses to pay off my debts? 10. No, 20!"
A certain first-line actress said: "Liu Hao, you bastard! I'm yours, and you're still asking for interest?"
At a comic convention, Otonashi unexpectedly encountered an adorable little octopus preaching, but made a sarcastic remark, and then found himself transported to the Naruto world.
Not only does it lack a system and bloodline, but it also has something resembling an octopus's mouthparts on its body...
The good news is that this thing can eat anything!
Whether it's animals, plants, or various elements, you can extract energy from anything you eat, and it can even strengthen your body and evolve your life level.
The bad news is that this thing replenishes what you eat...
Are the Sharingan and Byakugan strong? You'll grow as many as you eat!
Are tailed beast chakra strong? Then you probably wouldn't mind having a few more tails, right?
Are Devil Fruits powerful? Would it be okay to have more markings on my body?
In order to survive better, Otonashi has no choice but to forge ahead on an indescribable path of distortion.
Otonashi: "Don't let my usual respectable appearance fool you, actually I..."
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