(The male lead is nonsensical, talkative, shameless, and greedy)

A New Era of Spiritual Awakening

On the day of awakening, others awaken to lightning and flames, and their physical bodies become sacred.

Lu Xiaoman looked down at the slightly glowing A4 paper with a watermark that had emerged from her fingertips and fell into deep thought.

Mandatory Instrument Calibration and Verification Notice

Reason: Upon investigation, the error in the readings of the awakening instrument far exceeded the prescribed range, and it is suspected of issuing a false test report.

Basis: Measurement Law

Requirement: Immediately cease use and undergo mandatory testing.

teacher:"???"

classmate:"???"

While others were using their superpowers to blast mutated beasts, Lu Xiaoman was issuing "Penalty Decisions for Illegal Occupation of Roads" to the mutated beasts.

While others overwhelm their opponents with sheer force, Lu Xiaoman generates a "Public Security Mediation Agreement" on the battlefield.

In the apocalypse, have the rules collapsed?

Excuse me.

From today onwards, the certificates I obtain will be the rules.

This is an outrageous story about someone using their "certificate-issuing" superpower to engage in shady, "legal" maneuvers in the new era.

[Anime Crossover + Invincible + Reincarnation Game + Multiple Heroines]

In his previous life, he was assassinated by a hater and died unexpectedly. When he woke up from a dream, he found himself in a crossover anime world and became the adopted son-in-law of the Shinomiya family.

Akihiro Shinomiya, who should have been striving to take over the Shinomiya Group and reach the pinnacle of his life, suddenly heard a cold, mechanical voice in his ear one day:

Welcome to the Game of Reincarnation...

What?! After living here for so many years, I'm suddenly being told this isn't a slice-of-life anime crossover?! What about all the hardships I've endured?!

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【Tsugukuni Yoriichi】

[Muzan]

...I'm sorry, my voice was a bit loud.

Since that's the case, I'll just have to choose not to eat beef from now on.

So said Shinomiya Akihiro.

(Main world: Crossover anime worlds - Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, Oregairu, Spy House, Lycoris, Lonely Rock, Dress-Up Doll, etc.)

(Game worlds: Tokyo Ghoul, Jujutsu Kaisen, Food Wars!, One Piece...)

(Starting with Food Wars!, collect female characters from the reincarnation game; the first two worlds are mainly for fun battles.)

(Recommended characters: Kaguya Shinomiya, Chika Fujiwara, Ai Hayasaka, Haruno Yukinoshita, Erina Nakiri, Hisako Shirato, Megumi Tadokoro, Momoko from Dragon Ball...)

"Naruto, you must build good relationships with the elites from various villages who came to the Chunin Exams this time. Later... what? You reported them for cheating on the exam??"

"Naruto, you absolutely must bring Tsunade back to the village! She's the granddaughter of a legendary figure, and one of the legendary Sannin... What? You brought her back to your house?!"

"Naruto, this Five Kage Summit is of utmost importance. You must remember not to act recklessly as before and antagonize other villages... What? You beat the other four Kage to their knees??"

"Naruto, now that you've become Hokage, your every word and action represents the village, so you must be careful with your words and deeds... What? You're demanding that all female ninjas come to your office every day to report on their work??"

...

Transmigrating into the Naruto world, becoming Naruto before the Chunin Exams, and awakening the Evil Deeds System:

You can gain evil points by doing evil.

Ninjutsu, Sage Art, Bloodline Limits—all are within easy reach!

Naruto in the original work—a loser, a simp, a master of talk-no-jutsu, and suffers all sorts of injustices...

Now--

"Heh, doing bad things and doing whatever I want, that's my way of the ninja!"

He was Minato Namikaze's classmate, but the class's quietest member. He had no particular skills, and his lazy chakra prevented him from learning any ninjutsu. If nothing unexpected happened, he would become cannon fodder on the battlefield.

But—he has a cheat code! His chakra increases by 0.5% every day, and now he has one-tenth of a chakra, so the future looks promising!

I'll just focus on wielding my sword; the rest is up to the chakra!

When the Ten-Tails was born, he carried an invincible chakra and slowly raised his sword—Do you also want to dance?

Under my chakra, all ninjutsu is just flashy nonsense.

Yu Qing transmigrated to the Douluo Continent. The bad news was that his awakened twin martial souls were the standard useless ones, Green Leaf and Iron Block, and his innate soul power was only level three. The good news was that he possessed eyes that could see destiny, allowing him to find corresponding opportunities based on the color of that destiny. Relying on his precognitive abilities regarding the Douluo Continent, Yu Qing embarked on a path of reversal. Leaving a small coastal town, he sought opportunities, endured countless dangers, traveled the continent, and transformed his martial soul. He created his own cultivation technique, the Star Meditation Scripture: feeding on the power of stars to strengthen his physique, open his meridians, and increase his soul power, allowing his cultivation to advance by leaps and bounds. He also created his own body-refining method, the Thousand Hammers Refinement Method, using soul power to temper his body and absorb soul rings beyond his limits. He further created the secret technique, the Burning Star Battle Technique, granting him the ability to fight beyond his level as a support-type soul master. Finally, after twenty years of arduous cultivation, Yu Qing reached...

[Genius protagonist, pure enjoyment, easy to learn after one read, incredibly perceptive, hilarious daily life]

(The new book rating has just come out and will increase later.)

Sword Saint: "This sword of mine is the culmination of three thousand years of observing the ebb and flow of the East Sea's tides, and the culmination of my life's sword intent into a single move. In the world, no one can withstand it, and no one can learn it!"

The Pill King said, "My alchemy technique has been perfected by tasting countless herbs across the Hundred Thousand Mountains and controlling fire for thousands of years. This method can only be understood intuitively and cannot be explained in words!"

The Array Emperor said, "This array diagram is the result of eight thousand years of painstaking effort by me, deducing the celestial constellations and the dragon energy of the earth's veins. A single move can determine the fate of the world. Only a god can fathom even a fraction of its power!"

The Buddha said, “My teachings, the ‘Seal of Ten Thousand Buddhas,’ are the general outline of Buddhism. They require great compassion, great wisdom, and great perseverance. Only a disciple of the Buddha for all ages can comprehend them!”

Lu Jue passed by.

He glanced at it.

He immediately replicated the Sword Saint's lifelong skill and casually corrected seventeen of its flaws.

He immediately recreated the unique pill formula of the Pill King and even optimized it into an ancient divine pill.

He found the core of the formation of the Array Emperor's eight-thousand-year-old array diagram, and with a casual move, the whole game came to life, and he took control of the universe.

He immediately formed the Buddha's seal, the one that guards the temple, and the phantom image of the Buddha behind him was even larger and brighter than the Buddha himself.

Someone interviewed Lu Jue,

"Immortal Emperor Lu, may I ask how you cultivate? How do you know everything? Is it through diligent study or do you possess some unknown formula or method?"

After Lu Jue answered frankly,

Sword Saint, Buddha, and other powerful figures and prodigies of the cultivation world all collapsed simultaneously:

"What do you mean you'll understand after watching it only once?!"

His soul transmigrated into the body of Xue Qinghe, starting with signing in as Qian Renxue. He inherited the throne and possessed the Heaven Dou Empire. Emperor Xue Qinghe: "Your Holiness, shall we arrange a marriage? The empire is yours, and you are mine!" Bibi Dong: "No." Emperor Xue Qinghe: "Zhu Zhuqing, come to my house and be my empress, bring your sister along." Zhu Zhuqing: "No!" Emperor Xue Qinghe roared: "Warriors of Heaven Dou, fight for me! Flatten the Spirit Hall! Destroy Star Luo! I will unify the continent!" Tang San: "Yes, Your Majesty!" Ning Rongrong: "Your Majesty, may I become a Noble Consort?" Xiao Wu: "I also want to be a Noble Consort."

Thanks for the invitation. I'm currently in Konoha, just started playing a villain, and my salary is calculated based on screen time. My name is Yagyu Masahiko, my profession is a ninja academy teacher, and my side job is playing a villain in the Naruto world. My job: to deliver a heavy blow to Naruto, collude with Orochimaru, and lead Danzo to overthrow the ninja world. As long as I play the villain well, any form of ninjutsu, secret techniques, bloodline limits, etc., is possible for my salary. My career goal: to be an outstanding villain who can survive until the end! But now there's a small problem—even though I'm the main villain, the successor to the darkness of the ninja world, Tsunade insists that I'm the Hokage! How can this continue? Urgent, waiting online!

With only three months remaining until the bloody night of the massacre, the plan to save the clan was launched. While Itachi was still struggling between his clan and village, and Obito was still lost in his dream of the moon, Uchiha Mo had already led his first group of trusted clansmen into the myriad worlds. And so... when the masterminds behind the scenes finally appeared, they witnessed this scene: Uchiha Madara: "My Eye of the Moon Plan..." Uchiha Mo: "Stop with the moon, Madara, come and see the vast universe we've just conquered!" Otsutsuki Kaguya: "I need to reclaim my chakra..." Uchiha Mo: "Coincidentally, we're also here to 'plant trees,' but we've planted a bit too many."... This is actually a story of an entire Uchiha clan "villain" forced to frantically "plant trees" throughout the myriad worlds, ultimately becoming the ultimate boss by accident.

[God-level system + Heavenly Court farming + Pretending to be weak while actually being strong + Invincible and satisfying novel]

Lin Feng, who had just passed the Heavenly Court civil service exam, was assigned to be a gatekeeper at the Peach Garden before he could even celebrate.

All the gods mocked him, saying he had no future and could only keep company with the peach tree, with no hope of ever rising above it all.

Unexpectedly, Lin Feng accidentally activated the [God-Level Fruit Farmer System]!

[Ding! Watering a peach tree grants you a century's worth of cultivation!]

[Ding! Pruning a peach tree grants you the supernatural power: Scattering beans to create soldiers!]

[Ding! The peaches you cultivated have mutated, increasing their effects ten thousandfold!]

While the immortals were still fighting tooth and nail for a three-thousand-year-old peach, Lin Feng was already holding a one-hundred-thousand-year-old super peach and munching on it like a snack.

Sun Wukong: "Brother, these peaches are even more delicious than the ones I ate back in the day!"

The Seven Fairies: "Immortal Lord Lin, can we exchange a fairy dance for one of your peach pits?"

The Queen Mother of the West: "Why bother with the Peach Banquet? Let's just hold it in Lin Feng's garden!"

Lin Feng: "Sorry, but it's my Peach Garden, and I'm in charge!"