Ten years after my body was transported to Tokyo, I was unable to leave and was forced to endure exorbitant prices. I went from a young man to a middle-aged man, physically and mentally exhausted and lost. I gave myself a name that sounded like a curse: Yashiro Youliang, but I still couldn't withstand the harsh realities of society. I felt I was truly doomed. Just when I thought my life was utterly hopeless, the system finally appeared. It wanted me to make something like "Nijigasaki Academy" great again, claiming it was the Bondoly World and I was the chosen traitor among the Bondoly characters. But… I had no idea what Bondoly was, let alone Nijigasaki Academy. What was this system doing? Wait a minute, what's with deducting money from my account for every band's event? What does it mean when they run out of money, they'll have to bleed me dry? What does it mean the more people watch the show, the more money they deduct? And why are all the tasks for earning Star Stones in this game so incomplete?! Toyokawa Shoko, Nagasaki Motoyo, Chihaya Aine, and this flashy Maruyama Aya—aren't they all high school girls? This is FIFA!

(MyGo + Bangla + K-ON + Umineko. Umineko provides the chaebol background, which will be touched upon in the plot, but if you haven't seen it, it won't affect your reading experience.) The renowned philosopher Dutch van der Linde once said that humans cannot defy instinct, just as they cannot defy gravity. While instincts are certainly insurmountable, is gravity truly irresistible? Ushiromiya Katsuto, a former C-group veteran and former adopted son of the Hirasawa family, said this. "My childhood sweetheart, Kurata Mashiro, asked me to help. Hello+Happy+World wants to continue playing Makoto. Popipa keeps saying I'm their sixth member and asking me to attend their live shows. They even invited me to their after-school tea party at Sakuragaoka." "I'm having a blast supporting the musicians. The Ushiromiya Foundation, Yamabuki Bakery, and the Hirasawa girls and fortune are waiting to be inherited. As the first male student council president of Tsuki no Mori, I have a lot to do, and I'm also starting a new band with my niece, Enju, who's a year older than me." With so much on my plate, it's natural to not be able to go to Ikkyu-ni-MyGo. "Well, everyone, be well then." As Shengren turned his back to the others and prepared to leave, a terrifying aura emanated from behind him. Alas, this author had created another mishmash of a story, and he was going to fail again.

In some desolate place, a group of systems surrounded a beautiful young girl...

Asuka (looking blankly): What is a human body? We are both system consciousness entities, so why are you creating a human body for me?

The systems sighed repeatedly: Although we are all consciousness entities and it is only a matter of time before we become systems, your consciousness entity has a defect.

Creating a human body for you is merely a way to transport you to a lower-dimensional world and fill in the emotional gaps you lack.

Asuka the girl: I don't understand?

All the systems: Whether you understand or not, go in!

......

By a twist of fate, Shimizu Asuka wakes up in the dimension where Nohara Shinnosuke lives.

Misae Nohara: Oh, Xiangxiang, how many minutes do you bake the beef pancakes you taught me to make yesterday?

Shinnosuke Nohara: Asuka-neechan, would you... be my bride?

Hiroshi Nohara: Koko, could you please brew some more fruit wine? Our company's chairman seems to really like it.

(Note 1: This is a Crayon Shin-chan fanfiction. The writing style is closer to the characters' personalities in the anime, so some parts may seem childish. Please don't take it too seriously, thank you.)

(Note 2: This article will include plot elements from the Crayon Shin-chan movie, so there will be some time travel and fantasy themes in some settings, but not too many. These will be marked in advance. You can skip this part if you don't like this kind of plot.)