Hao Meng, a 32-year-old internet cafe owner, becomes the lucky one chosen by the system. From then on, his internet cafe connects to countless worlds, attracting all sorts of top-tier players who flock to it, even fighting over a single computer. Xiao Yan leads Yao Lao in a decisive battle against Tang San and his companions in the canyon; the Jade Emperor forms the Heavenly Court Guild to explore the world of Warcraft; Marvel heroes become obsessed with sword-wielding; and Laozi is willing to exchange his golden pill for a piece of dark gold equipment. Watching all this, Hao Meng feels as if he's ten years younger, returning to the days when he and his brothers fought day and night in the game world. He can't help but shed tears, his mind replaying past memories, and he joins the passionate battle.
【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: I'm in trouble right now. 【AAA Rin's Gem Wholesale】: Short on money? 【Not a Chuunibyou Cook】: Can't afford food? 【What did the safety shorts do to you?】: Did the vending machine swallow your money? 【Not in Prison 0721】: It can't be that you're in prison, right? 【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: None of that. I saw someone digging up my mother's grave. 【Worldline Destroyer】: ? ————Here's a pseudo-rich heiress who's always short on money; here's a super-powered girl whose coins are swallowed by vending machines every day; here's a chuunibyou girl gradually becoming a cook; here's a super band girl who hiked 2400 miles in half a day; here's also the rebellious girl 0721 in prison. And there's him digging up graves. What kind of chat group is this?! 【Multiple female leads, abstract and lighthearted story. Please note that everyone has different tastes, so please don't criticize if you don't like it. Some people like it, some people hate it. If you don't like it, you can leave directly. Don't jump out to show your presence.】
Lu Xuan transmigrates to a high-martial arts world and activates the multiverse trading system!
As long as you keep trading with the myriad worlds, you can become stronger!
Ding! Level 1 Wang Yuyan has joined the chat group!
Ding! Zhu Yuanzhang from Level 1 has joined the chat group!
Ding! Uncle Nine from Level 2 Dimension has joined the chat group!
Ding! Orochimaru from the Level 3 Dimension has joined the chat group!
Ding! Zhao Li from Level 4 Dimension has joined the chat group!
…
Lu Xuan smiled faintly: "Welcome to the City of Myriad Realms, where you can find everything you desire..."
And so, many years later.
The Emperor of the Ming Dynasty declared: "I am the true dragon! The Mad Death Camp, obey my command! Under heaven, all land belongs to the Emperor!"
Wang Yuyan: "Cousin, let's not contact each other anymore. I'm afraid Lu Xuan will misunderstand..."
Ferryman Zhao Li: "You're Hades Cha Cha, right? I'm really angry right now~"
Orochimaru: "Hehehe~ Uchiha Madara, do you also want to dance?"
Su Chen obtained the 'Multiverse Mashup', which grants him a reward as long as he creates a derivative short video and shares it across the multiverse.
And so... [Sasuke's massacre of Sukuna] [Yoriichi Tsugikuni's marriage to Muzan] [Shirou Emiya's family's meal] [The life of the tyrant Kuma]
[Lu Mingfei and Erii's wedding] [Loki becomes the Lord of the Multiverse] [Madoka Kaname and Homura Akemi's unspeakable secret] etc.
Want to know what it's like for the Blood Emperor to not go bald? Then come and see for yourself. A work by the Rebellious King.
The Blood Emperor stomped the flying squirrel on the ground, laughing heartily, tears welling in his eyes. Finally... finally, he wouldn't be losing hair anymore, he wasn't balding.
The Dimensional Golden Ranking descends upon all realms! Countless lists appear, opening with a recap of the top ten most thrilling and awe-inspiring scenes! Enkidu/Gilgamesh: EnumaElish! Kevin: It's not about choices, it's not about survival! At this moment, the ideals of all converge into one grand wish! Jingyuan: Majestic spirit, obey my decree! Loki, the God of Stories: I know what kind of god I should be! The Emperor: The golden age of mankind is just around the corner. Miyamoto Musashi: To shatter the void is my destiny! Simon: My drill is a drill that can pierce the heavens! Black Supreme Strange: I have nothing but time. Otto Apocalypse: Kallen, live on... Ultimate Insult, Thousand-Year Feather, In the Name of the World, Emiya the Great Hero, Edgewalker, Kamijou Touma...
Karl: "Although I occasionally cause minor trouble worth tens of millions, sometimes change the terrain, and exchange contact information with beautiful female clients, I am definitely a good mage. Believe me, just open your eyes and you'll see how sincere I am."
Makarov: "I don't believe you for a second. Don't think I don't know you're going to use charm magic on me and make me clean up your mess at the council. No way! Who approved your entry into the guild anyway?"
…………
"Isn't it you?"
Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit
Introduction:
Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.
I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.
...
But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...
These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"
...
Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.
Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"
Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."
Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:
"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."
"Then..."
"Take that thing apart."
The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:
"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"
He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!
He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!
Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:
"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"
I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.
Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.
I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.
Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?
Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!
He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!
What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?
Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?
Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!
Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!
Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!
Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!
(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)
(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)
(Anime crossover, light novel)
Thanks for the invitation. I'm in One Piece, and I start out as Black Hairless.
Wandering the seas, free and unrestrained, but—
Why is this eagle-eyed rascal chasing me around all day? What? My son offended you? Then go find Xiao Mo! Why are you bothering me?!
Garp, why are you chasing me every day? Huh? Where's Great Britain? Can't you find it yourselves? Inviting me to join the navy? Me, the King of Great Britain, are you kidding me? No way!
Redheads? Giving you face? Not getting involved in the summit? Giving a cripple the run for his money! Asking for a beating!
Huh? I'm not that Black Hairless guy! What does your looking for Black Hairless guy have to do with my Gundam? You've got the wrong person!