Karl: "Although I occasionally cause minor trouble worth tens of millions, sometimes change the terrain, and exchange contact information with beautiful female clients, I am definitely a good mage. Believe me, just open your eyes and you'll see how sincere I am."

Makarov: "I don't believe you for a second. Don't think I don't know you're going to use charm magic on me and make me clean up your mess at the council. No way! Who approved your entry into the guild anyway?"

…………

"Isn't it you?"

Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

(Anime crossover, light novel)

Thanks for the invitation. I'm in One Piece, and I start out as Black Hairless.

Wandering the seas, free and unrestrained, but—

Why is this eagle-eyed rascal chasing me around all day? What? My son offended you? Then go find Xiao Mo! Why are you bothering me?!

Garp, why are you chasing me every day? Huh? Where's Great Britain? Can't you find it yourselves? Inviting me to join the navy? Me, the King of Great Britain, are you kidding me? No way!

Redheads? Giving you face? Not getting involved in the summit? Giving a cripple the run for his money! Asking for a beating!

Huh? I'm not that Black Hairless guy! What does your looking for Black Hairless guy have to do with my Gundam? You've got the wrong person!

Many years later, Li Fei, now a renowned screenwriter, sat in his study reading his own "Diary of a Time Traveler," reminiscing about the worlds he had visited, the people he had met, and the stories that had unfolded. He couldn't help but sigh, "I'm not being modest, but how did an ordinary person like me, neither outstanding nor unsuccessful, become one of the countless time travelers? So, a person's success certainly depends on their own hard work, but also on considering the progress of the times..."

Gu Luo unexpectedly transmigrated into the world of One Piece and became Luffy's twin sister, Monkey D. Luo.

He was completely dumbfounded at the moment of birth. How could he, a handsome and dashing man, turn into a little girl?

Years later, the world has undergone earth-shattering changes. Ryo becomes the Fleet Admiral of the Marines, Luffy becomes the Pirate King, and Dragon is the leader of the Revolutionary Army.

Blackbeard: "The whole world is taken over by that family, what are we supposed to do?"

Kaido, with tears in his eyes, said: "We're all just tools to help them ascend the throne!"

Buggy the Clown: "I would call Rosa a god, and as for Luffy, get out of here, he's not worthy to be Rosa's brother!"

This era will be rewritten by the Monkey D family!

One day, Luffy said to Ace, "Let's stick to our own way. I'll call you 'brother,' and you'll call me 'brother.'"

I, Lu Fan, an ordinary person, accidentally transmigrated to the world of the Little Garden. Originally intending to be a lazy bum and survive until the late game, my powerful cheat ability inadvertently propelled the [Nameless] community to its peak. I became the fourth problematic character in Black Rabbit's eyes.

What do I need to do if I'm reincarnated as Naruto? Nothing! Just follow the plot and you'll have a perfect happy ending! But why does Kakashi seem to hear my lazy, unambitious thoughts and keep pushing me to work harder? I really don't want to work hard! Kakashi!

In this four-fold alternate world, a fusion of *Re:Zero*, *Bones*, *Moe King*, and *KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!*, he is reincarnated as Joshua Euclius. Bound to the Witch's Blessing System, any fluctuation of his seven desires—pride, lust, etc.—will attract the favor of witches. The Witch of Sloth allows him to perpetuate his slumber, into eternal sleep. A moment of anger can trigger a desire to destroy the world; even his eating habits are controlled, or he will devour everything. Who will control these madwomen? Joshua is going crazy. He just wants to live a normal life, a carefree rich kid.

Good news! I traveled through time! They named me Shinji!

Bad news! I've traveled through time again!

Good news! It seems like it's modern times! I can finally go back to playing games and ordering takeout!

Bad news! I was born in a country where life is pretty good! I heard that Antarctica is melting! This doesn't sound good!

Good news! I—the lifelong friend of the legendary Azeroth Paladin Marcus, the Light of Dawn, Holy Highlord of the Knights of the Holy Light, the Uncrowned King, Grand Mage of Tirisfal, High Priest of the Voidlight Temple, Archbishop of Light and Shadow, Titan Slayer, Maw Walker, Guardian of the Laws of the Universe, Conqueror of the Void (all perish together)—a disciple of the Imperial God of Cangjian Villa. I'm Ye Han, also known by my courtesy name Hehua, and English name John. You can also call me Jehovah—fearless!