In this four-fold alternate world, a fusion of *Re:Zero*, *Bones*, *Moe King*, and *KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!*, he is reincarnated as Joshua Euclius. Bound to the Witch's Blessing System, any fluctuation of his seven desires—pride, lust, etc.—will attract the favor of witches. The Witch of Sloth allows him to perpetuate his slumber, into eternal sleep. A moment of anger can trigger a desire to destroy the world; even his eating habits are controlled, or he will devour everything. Who will control these madwomen? Joshua is going crazy. He just wants to live a normal life, a carefree rich kid.

What do I need to do if I'm reincarnated as Naruto? Nothing! Just follow the plot and you'll have a perfect happy ending! But why does Kakashi seem to hear my lazy, unambitious thoughts and keep pushing me to work harder? I really don't want to work hard! Kakashi!

Hozuki Mangetsu, who inexplicably transmigrated into the body of one of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist, was immediately hunted down by Orochimaru, a Kage-level assassin, the moment he opened his eyes, thus beginning his escape. Hozuki Mangetsu was utterly dumbfounded. Everyone else who transmigrates to the Naruto world gets the Rinnegan, acquires the Sage Mode body, achieves a rags-to-riches story, defeats the rich and powerful, saves the world, and wins over countless beauties. But in his case, it's all about running for his life, running for his life, and running for his life again. Is there anything more tragic than this? "Orochimaru-san, wait a minute! In my past life, I was your biggest fan! Can I get your autograph?" "Orochimaru-san, I know you like pretty boys. Look how white my face is!"

[Anime Crossover] Puella Magi Madoka Magica — Puella Magi Madoka Magica — Magical Girl Raising Project — Date A Live — A Certain Scientific Railgun

My name is Kyosuke Kamijou, and I live in Genjimi Taki. I am a Stand user. My peaceful life has been gradually disrupted since I awakened my memories from before I was transported to another world.

Having acquired a system called 'Eye of Heaven,' my timid classmate, a fellow sufferer, suddenly develops a split personality one day. Upperclassmen keep finding various excuses to invite me to their homes for tea. My best friend, with whom I play games, frequently invites me to the arcade, and even my two childhood best friends start acting strangely.

Mami Tomoe: "Kyosuke, would you like to come to my house for some black tea after school?"

Hitomi Shizuki: "Kamijou-kun, could you help me with my homework?"

Kaname Madoka: "Kyosuke-kun, we made a promise..."

Kyoko Sakura: "Hey, Jojo. Let's go to the arcade today! I heard they've released some new games."

Homura Akemi: "Please, Tamura-chan!"

'Homura Akemi' "..."

What? You're asking where the childhood sweetheart is?

My childhood sweetheart is buying CDs.

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This is the official description!

7, 11, 13

I admire the first person who wished to become a magical girl, because maybe that was a lie?

You are the ones who escorted me to heaven, Cupid!

One last time, the path to heaven is about to be accelerated...

The savior of magical girls? I'm just a stand-in user passing by.

Shinnosuke Nohara: "I... am the coolest 5-year-old kindergartener in Kasukabe. I have a mischievous younger brother who often tricks me. You could say I'm only alive thanks to my protagonist's halo. But my brother is also very amazing. He always manages to come up with some really fun things. He also has a lot of cookies and takes me to buy lots of toys. Our adventures together are very interesting. I love my brother very much."

[The Great Demon King of Green Mountain Invites You to Join the Chat Group] After six days of being transported to the past, defying her original fate of becoming a velvet ball, the once despondent Miss Fox suddenly perked up and immediately sprang to life. Six days without video games, internet, or a cell phone—wouldn't that drive anyone crazy? Now, the chat group is here! The six days are over; it's time to return to the realm of video games!

In the year 1494 of the Sea Calendar, Orochi, along with Higurashi and Higurashi, secretly murdered Sukiyaki, plotting to seize the Shogun's position. They even allied with Kaido of the Beasts, plunging the entire Wano Country into panic. "Wano Country? I don't care for it, and it's not your place to lay a finger on it. Kaido, Orochi, offer me your heads!" A man named Kozuki Seimei led the Shadow Squad back from the depths of hell, reclaiming control of Wano Country. He slew Orochi, crushed the Beasts Pirates, and pursued Kaido all the way to the West Blue… leading his nine Shadow Shoguns and eight Demons, he rose from Wano Country to rule the entire world.

At the start, I awakened the Fish-Fish Fruit, Mythical Zoan type, Azure Dragon form.

You have a bloodline limit, I have the power of a Devil Fruit.

You have ninjutsu, I have the three types of Haki.

Nine-Tails: I am the strongest tailed beast. Shimura Kiyonami: Take my dragon's breath.

Hashirama: His regenerative abilities are comparable to mine.

Madara Uchiha: So there is a power in the world that can rival the Rinnegan.

Obito Uchiha: Compared to his power, my Kamui is nothing more than a delaying tactic.

Kaguya Otsutsuki: Before him, I am no longer a god; I am merely a woman.

Kiyonami Shimura: The peace you seek is laughable; you ignite the world with war, seeking peace through conflict.

Half-system + Azure Dragon Fruit + Uchiha bloodstains + Senju bloodstains.

In Konoha 45, the Hidden Leaf Village in the Land of Fire enjoyed a brief period of peace after the Second Shinobi World War, with the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, taking the lead. However, undercurrents were brewing within Konoha at this time, and the Uchiha clan began to be suppressed, creating a tense atmosphere.

In a dilapidated hut in the Konoha slums, 10-year-old Uchiha Haotian lay on his bed, clutching a blood-red bead in his hand, his eyes glazed over. In his previous life, he was Lin Haotian, a Chinese man whose parents were Chunin of the Uchiha and Senju clans. Due to their forbidden love, they were hunted down by the Second Hokage, Tobirama. Anbu assassins killed his parents, and the original owner of this body died of illness at the age of 7. He was then reborn into this body.

Lin Haotian once discovered a blood bead while summiting Mount Everest, but was betrayed by his wife and best friend, who pushed him off a cliff. Now, he struggles to survive in this world as Uchiha Haotian.

The slums of Konoha were filthy and chaotic, yet they became Haotian's refuge because the ninjas disliked them. For three years, Haotian tried to refine his chakra without success, and his desire to train in taijutsu was thwarted by poverty, leaving him with no choice but to give up. He was filled with uncertainty about the future.

In a fit of grief and anger, Haotian smashed the ruby, activating the Myriad Realms Treasure Exchange System. Because Haotian had intentionally destroyed the system's carrier, the system offered him dozens of treasures to choose from based on its stored energy. Ultimately, Haotian chose the Zoan-type Mythical Beast Fruit, Fish-Fish Fruit, Primordial Azure Dragon form.

From then on, Haotian began to secretly develop his power in the ninja world and plot everything.

The novel is exciting and thrilling; all readers are welcome to come and enjoy it! Thank you!