I, a lich, just want to open a shop selling figurines and live a peaceful afterlife. But customers always have strange requests, coming to me to customize outrageous things - "You want a group of skeleton soldiers who can use holy light, am I right?" The bishop nodded.

"Disciple, I have become your master!"

Li Yunshu looked up at his master who was ascending on the clouds.

"Master, we both ate Jianshouqing, so why can you ascend to heaven while I can only see the subtitles?"

A subtitle appears above everyone's head, which is the secret deep in their heart.

Li Yunshu originally wanted to turn a blind eye to these secrets and live his life peacefully.

But he never expected that he would contradict the empress at the very beginning.

Helplessly, he could only whisper in the empress's ear.

"Your Majesty, you don't want this to be known to others."

One day, I transmigrated to ancient times, becoming the profligate son of a wealthy family. My father was the Minister of War, and I even had several peerlessly beautiful older sisters. I originally planned to live my life as a carefree scion, but alas, my own power wouldn't allow it!

So, I fought villains, eliminated corrupt officials, caused chaos in the capital, and pacified the world...

Looking at my glorious "achievements," Qin Feng felt helpless: "Sorry, it's not that I'm great; it's that all of you here are trash!"

Starting with immortality, I thought I could just relax and be a couch potato, but then the son of a wealthy landowner dragged me onto the path of cultivation. While others cultivate through talent and hard work, I rely purely on "living long and living off a rich man." I explore secret realms, encounter powerful figures, and cause trouble along the way, accumulating my immortality buff. The fun of cultivation hasn't been limited either; my main goal is to "stay put" in the cultivation world. Watch how I use my long lifespan to make cultivation a truly unique experience!