Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning’s disciple was a mistake.

His shizun was really too much like a cat while he himself was a dumb pup who’d only slobber and wag his tail.

Dogs and cats were different by nature; originally, the dumb pup didn’t want to reach his furry paws out to that cat.

At first he thought, dogs should be with dogs, like his shixiong, beautiful and tame like a cute Japanese Spitz, and the two of them together would surely be a match made in heaven.

Yet, after having died and reborn, after having lived two lives, the one he hauled back each time to his den in the end was always the one he couldn’t stand at first: that snow-white kitty shizun.

In the nightmare game, there is an NPC who is weak and looks easy to bully.

Until the player desperately arrived in front of the final BOSS, looked up and saw——

The blood mist dissipated, revealing a familiar face.

The "weak" NPC looked down at them and smiled:

"Thank you for your hard work along the way."

——[Ultimate Mission: Kill the Godkiller Anros Tian! ! !]

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"I'm so kind, how could I be a villain boss?"

The godslayer, the only true god who rules nightmares, the omnipotent secret prophet, the most popular NPC, Anros said sincerely.

As the gates of doom descend, hundreds of diverse disasters are available for you to choose from.

Shipwreck, zombies, heat wave, poisonous fog, ice age…

At first, Gou Fugui refused, but, wolves in front and tigers behind, he was left with no choice but to close his eyes and jump into the vortex.

He thought it would be hard to survive in the apocalypse, but his [Quirky and Adorable Creatures Handbook] suddenly shone with the light of a golden finger!

Thus, Gou Fugui opened up the path to gather all kinds of riches and honors—

How can I survive if the sea floods the whole world?

Fear not! Turn into an otter and you’ll know how! You can float on the sea til the end of time, and you can store fish in your small pocket!

What if I don’t know how to fight against a strong enemy?

Don’t panic! Meet the flat-headed honey badger! When it comes to fighting, this brother has never been afraid of anyone!

What should I do if I’m surrounded by zombies and there’s no way out?!

Hold on! Fainting goat Fugui teaches you how to play dead and become a winner in life!

There’s also: the king of taunts, the Tibetan fox; the king of screams, the marmot; the house demolisher, ice king husky!

Although these oddballs are a little bit weird, and maybe a little bit of a waste too, there’s always going to be an odd waste that will get you through the apocalypse!

Later, every time a Doomsday Gate closed, there would be more than a few strange conversations between the gate’s survivors:

“Who closed the Doomsday Gate this time?”

“I don’t know. I only saw a Tibetan fox still alive before I fled.”

“A Tibetan fox? Why did I see a honey badger fighting against the zombie king?!”

“Wasn’t it the husky pulling the sled that closed the gate?”

After the calamity, the State compiled a confidential dossier on the saviors:

No. 000: Fantastic creatures that seem to have become Spirits.

Gou Fugui: Thank you, they are all me! ^_^

Spiritual energy is revived, martial arts are respected, and luck is an iron rule that is more important than talent!

My name is Lin Yuan. I was born with good fortune, but was betrayed by my closest relatives and became an abandoned person plagued by all kinds of misfortunes.

But they don't know that my talent [Grafter] has gone from a blessing to the ultimate curse!

From now on, the world practices martial arts, while I walk alone into the abyss!

[Body Forsaken by Heaven] → [Seed of Doom]: Thousands of curses are condensed in one body, black threads rise, and disaster is coming!

[Seed of Doom] → [Source of Disaster]: Within this realm, I am a god! My words bring order to all things, and I can curse them! Doom effect x100%!

[Source of Disaster] → [Abyss Walker]: Devour the enemy's luck, condense the power of the abyss, reshape the meridians, and increase combat power tenfold!

[Abyss Walker] → [Lord of Ten Thousand Ghosts]: Billions of evil ghosts follow him, and wherever he passes, it becomes the underworld!

The Su family's prodigy? I'll destroy your martial arts foundation!

New Grandmaster? Let your inner demons haunt you!

A century-old family? I'll cast a [Drying] curse on you, turning your spiritual veins into stone!

If Heaven dislikes me, I will go against Heaven!

The day I return to the top, will be the day when your souls fly to pieces!

"Destiny is in my hands? No, from today on, I am destiny!"

Traveling through the world of cultivating immortals, I was just a weak fighting cock at the beginning and was awarded the title of [Weak Chicken].

[Weak Chicken] (1/10)

You are weak, very weak, a street on the side of the road that no one cares about, and your presence is reduced by 80%.

All opponents will look down on you, and in the early stages of the battle, they will only exert 30% of their strength at most.

【Stingy】（1/50）

You can choose to enter the iron rooster state, with your defense at full capacity and your body as hard as iron, so that no one can hurt you.

You have gained the ability to cultivate by swallowing metal, which can make your body stronger.

【The Heavenly Chicken cannot be leaked】（1/100）

You can hide your cultivation level, and no one can see through your true realm.

Your secrets have been blocked, and no one can predict or deduce your fate.

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I thought I could stay in the Zhao Mansion and become a great demon.

Until one day, on the day of the Zhao family's young master's wedding, I was caught and brought to the wedding hall with the bride.

I suddenly got the title of "marry a chicken and follow the chicken".