【Lighthearted + No CP + Comedy + Showbiz】

Xiao He obtained a “Crime System” golden finger that allows him to learn various criminal skills.

— But the only way to survive is to keep killing people.

Xiao He: …I’m just a regular college student, who wants to become a criminal?!

Wait, there is another way?!

Due to a freak accident, Xiao He exploits a bug in the system — by using acting to replace real crimes, he steps into the entertainment industry and becomes a professional villain actor!

He can play a refined yet depraved serial killer, wielding a chainsaw and becoming everyone’s nightmare.

Or a heartless fugitive scumbag whose infamy makes the entire country cry for justice.

He’s a romance scammer, a cold-blooded assassin, a mass murderer…

He is — Actor Xiao He!

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At first, Xiao He took villain roles just to survive, but he unexpectedly shot to fame with his seemingly non-existent “acting skills” and became a top-tier movie star!

Everyone in the industry knows: the more people a character kills, the faster Xiao He accepts the script.

But the public says: “This guy doesn’t look like he’s acting. He needs to be investigated!”

Even fans plead: “Bro, stop killing people, we’re afraid you’ll actually go to jail!”

But as the real “toxins” of the industry keep getting exposed and arrested, Xiao He — who looks like the biggest villain — keeps rising in popularity and racking up awards.

Eventually, everyone just gives up: “Fine, let him keep ‘killing’ for us to watch. Just make way for the King of Villains.”

Su Luo transmigrated to a parallel world. A video of him modeling before his debut went viral, making him the fastest top celebrity ever to crash and burn. But unexpectedly, he activated the [Resentment Collection System] —as long as he triggered someone emotionally, he could trade their rage for entertainment works!

Well then.

Su Luo decided to go all out and offend everyone equally!

Fan: “Got any recommendations for harem power-trip novels? The kind where the guy keeps collecting girls and slaps faces all the way!”

Su Luo: “Absolutely, bro. Try My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant. Perfect for reading alone at night. Guaranteed satisfaction!”

After reading:

Fan: “All the female leads are gone by the end, and the guy dies alone?!”

Fan: “What the h*ll?! Who wrote this crap?!”

Fan: “Lured the dog in just to kill it?!”

Su Luo: “Not to brag, but that would be yours truly. ^^”

[+99,999 Resentment Points from Fans]

Fan: “Got any recommendations for an action-packed, hot-blooded battle manga?”

Su Luo: “Try Attack on Titan! Totally epic fight scenes—teens slashing titans, insane comeback arcs, Wings of Freedom is ridiculously cool!!”

After reading:

Fan: “Don’t tell me… the author of this manga is also…”

Su Luo: “Bingo. That’s me too, hehe ^^.”

[+99,999 Resentment Points from Fans]

“Want to hear something soothing and healing?”

“Let me see~ To Ease Sorrow, Mercury Records, The Lonely Patient… How’s that? Depressing enough for ya?”

…

When a reporter asked Su Luo if he wasn’t worried about pissing everyone off and getting blacklisted in the entertainment industry, Su Luo was overjoyed:

“Blacklisted? That’s amazing! Honestly, I wrote my resume backwards—celebrity on the side, full-time male model.”

So!

Worst case, he’d just quit the scene and go back to being a male model~

The life of supporting actor Chen Yan went completely astray the moment he was bound to the [Big Criminal System].

Fortunately, he discovered that he could survive by making a mistake in his acting. In order to survive, this small-time actor who didn't even have a few lines started to "act" crazily in front of the camera.

Playing the role of an armed robber, he held the prop gun so steady that it looked like he had really fired it. The actress opposite him cried for help with red eyes.

Playing a cold-blooded killer, a scene of him cleaning up the scene was used as a teaching case at a police academy. Criminal investigation experts watched the monitor and replayed it repeatedly: "This method is too skillful. Check his real-life resume and focus on those with criminal records!"

It was not until he finished playing the mastermind that the "perfect crime method" designed in the movie unexpectedly matched three old cases that had been pending for many years.

A special police task force was set up overnight, and Chen Yan's name was circled in red at the top of the suspect list. The investigation record stated: "The character's behavior and logic are highly consistent with the real criminal. It is not ruled out that he is using acting to cover up his true identity."

Even more alarming was the sudden appearance of an account codenamed "Actor" at the top of the Dark Web's "Criminal Power Rankings." Desperadoes from all walks of life, eyeing this seemingly unseen "comrade," issued a challenge.

At the award ceremony, Chen Yan held up the Best Actor trophy. Below the stage were police detectives' scrutiny under the flash lights, and the phone in his pocket was still popping up anonymous messages challenging criminals.

He was about to cry into the microphone: "Everyone, I really just want to save my life and be a good actor... Do you believe me?"

I am an ordinary office worker. I was murdered late at night. When I opened my eyes again, I found that my soul had traveled to the body of a kitten. The only clue was that I saw a centipede-shaped scar on the wrist of the kitten before he died. The cold and handsome criminal police captain Lu Chen led the team to investigate the scene, found me and took me home. I was adopted by the police station. Because I often do things beyond the cognition of ordinary people, such as typing on the keyboard, playing with mobile phones, watching vibrato, etc., I often shock the police officers. Because I can communicate with animals, I always get the key clues to solve the case by mistake, and accidentally become the "mascot" of the police station. After solving the case again and again, a shocking secret about the hospital was revealed layer by layer. Can we finally defeat evil? Please wait and see. By the way, my name is Lao Liu. The protagonists: Lu Cheng, Juanjuan