【Lighthearted + No CP + Comedy + Showbiz】

Xiao He obtained a “Crime System” golden finger that allows him to learn various criminal skills.

— But the only way to survive is to keep killing people.

Xiao He: …I’m just a regular college student, who wants to become a criminal?!

Wait, there is another way?!

Due to a freak accident, Xiao He exploits a bug in the system — by using acting to replace real crimes, he steps into the entertainment industry and becomes a professional villain actor!

He can play a refined yet depraved serial killer, wielding a chainsaw and becoming everyone’s nightmare.

Or a heartless fugitive scumbag whose infamy makes the entire country cry for justice.

He’s a romance scammer, a cold-blooded assassin, a mass murderer…

He is — Actor Xiao He!

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At first, Xiao He took villain roles just to survive, but he unexpectedly shot to fame with his seemingly non-existent “acting skills” and became a top-tier movie star!

Everyone in the industry knows: the more people a character kills, the faster Xiao He accepts the script.

But the public says: “This guy doesn’t look like he’s acting. He needs to be investigated!”

Even fans plead: “Bro, stop killing people, we’re afraid you’ll actually go to jail!”

But as the real “toxins” of the industry keep getting exposed and arrested, Xiao He — who looks like the biggest villain — keeps rising in popularity and racking up awards.

Eventually, everyone just gives up: “Fine, let him keep ‘killing’ for us to watch. Just make way for the King of Villains.”

The life of supporting actor Chen Yan went completely astray the moment he was bound to the [Big Criminal System].

Fortunately, he discovered that he could survive by making a mistake in his acting. In order to survive, this small-time actor who didn't even have a few lines started to "act" crazily in front of the camera.

Playing the role of an armed robber, he held the prop gun so steady that it looked like he had really fired it. The actress opposite him cried for help with red eyes.

Playing a cold-blooded killer, a scene of him cleaning up the scene was used as a teaching case at a police academy. Criminal investigation experts watched the monitor and replayed it repeatedly: "This method is too skillful. Check his real-life resume and focus on those with criminal records!"

It was not until he finished playing the mastermind that the "perfect crime method" designed in the movie unexpectedly matched three old cases that had been pending for many years.

A special police task force was set up overnight, and Chen Yan's name was circled in red at the top of the suspect list. The investigation record stated: "The character's behavior and logic are highly consistent with the real criminal. It is not ruled out that he is using acting to cover up his true identity."

Even more alarming was the sudden appearance of an account codenamed "Actor" at the top of the Dark Web's "Criminal Power Rankings." Desperadoes from all walks of life, eyeing this seemingly unseen "comrade," issued a challenge.

At the award ceremony, Chen Yan held up the Best Actor trophy. Below the stage were police detectives' scrutiny under the flash lights, and the phone in his pocket was still popping up anonymous messages challenging criminals.

He was about to cry into the microphone: "Everyone, I really just want to save my life and be a good actor... Do you believe me?"

Traveling through the world of Detective Conan, Chi Feichi was sent to the hospital.

Tuesday.

Doctor: “What day is tomorrow?”

Chi Feichi: “Wednesday.”

Doctor: “Cough, tomorrow is Friday.”

Chi Feichi: “…”

August 21.

Doctor: “What day will it be tomorrow?”

Chi Feichi: “August 22nd.”

Doctor: “Cough, tomorrow is January 1st.”

Chi Feichi: “…”

When everyone thinks that the chaotic time is correct, and one of them cannot correctly identify and integrate into it, then this person is an outlier, a patient!

Once admitted to the hospital, it is as deep as the sea, and it is impossible to recover in this life.

Chi Feichi took a deep breath: “Old! Son! No! Do it!”

【Copying the "Supreme Elder Lord’s Art of Longevity" once grants +1 Vitality】

At that time, Chen An held a lowly official post merely a proofreader in the Eastern Library. Day after day, he copied scriptures, convinced his life would pass in mediocrity. Yet unexpectedly, he awakened a divine gift: so long as he transcribed or replicated texts, drawings, or paintings, he would receive tangible rewards. From basic attributes at the outset, to peerless martial arts that dominated the jianghu, and even immortal arts offering glimpses of eternal life all flowed from the pages of books.

Chen An understood: the ancients had spoken true. Within books lie golden houses; within books dwell beauties fair as jade.

...Later,

Chen An once hid divine techniques he’d gleaned from books back within their pages, unleashing legends upon the martial world.

With a single stroke, he wrote the character for "rain" (雨), ending years of drought across three hundred miles of the Qin River basin.

With a sweep of his brush, he conjured an immortal’s paradise, coveted by kings and generals alike.

The world sought transcendence, chanting "seek the immortals, seek the immortals."

Little did they know

Immortals walked among them

Spiritual energy is revived, martial arts are respected, and luck is an iron rule that is more important than talent!

My name is Lin Yuan. I was born with good fortune, but was betrayed by my closest relatives and became an abandoned person plagued by all kinds of misfortunes.

But they don't know that my talent [Grafter] has gone from a blessing to the ultimate curse!

From now on, the world practices martial arts, while I walk alone into the abyss!

[Body Forsaken by Heaven] → [Seed of Doom]: Thousands of curses are condensed in one body, black threads rise, and disaster is coming!

[Seed of Doom] → [Source of Disaster]: Within this realm, I am a god! My words bring order to all things, and I can curse them! Doom effect x100%!

[Source of Disaster] → [Abyss Walker]: Devour the enemy's luck, condense the power of the abyss, reshape the meridians, and increase combat power tenfold!

[Abyss Walker] → [Lord of Ten Thousand Ghosts]: Billions of evil ghosts follow him, and wherever he passes, it becomes the underworld!

The Su family's prodigy? I'll destroy your martial arts foundation!

New Grandmaster? Let your inner demons haunt you!

A century-old family? I'll cast a [Drying] curse on you, turning your spiritual veins into stone!

If Heaven dislikes me, I will go against Heaven!

The day I return to the top, will be the day when your souls fly to pieces!

"Destiny is in my hands? No, from today on, I am destiny!"

[A car like a closed room, a woman stabbed to death, and the sound of police sirens getting closer and closer. What choice will you make as a suspected murderer? ]

[1. Do nothing, wait for the police to arrive, and then surrender to the police and admit that you killed the woman]

[2. Do nothing, wait for the police to arrive, but firmly deny that you killed the woman]

[3. Escape]

[4. Before the police arrive, try your best to cover up your evidence of murder and escape responsibility]

"Of course, choose 4!"

Traveling through Tokyo, facing the system that suddenly appeared in front of him, Akikawa Sosuke made a firm decision.

Akikawa Sosuke firmly believed that as long as he survived the crisis in front of him, he could have a peaceful and stable life.

Until he met the elementary school student wearing a red bow tie and round-frame glasses, who called himself a detective...

(Detective Conan fanfiction, original plot, no repetition of animation content)

Lin Qi accidentally traveled to a game world that was indistinguishable from reality. Here, he could be a security guard, a doctor, a policeman, or even a psychopathic killer...

Can the skills and attributes acquired in the game be brought into reality?

[Restricted Area]: This area is under absolute blockade for 30 minutes, and no one is allowed to enter;

[Traces]: Any traces of life in the area can be revealed;

[Disguiser]: With the mask on, no one can tell you who you are;

[Corpse Talker]: The moment you touch a corpse, you can know everything the corpse has experienced before;

...

Keywords: dungeon, behind the scenes, role-playing

World-class detective Chen Yi traveled to a parallel world and found himself handcuffed to a chair in the interrogation room.

The first thing he has to do is to clear himself of the suspicion of murder.

Bizarre cases and unspeakable human hearts.

From the suspect to the criminal police, from the superintendent to the superintendent, the criminal investigation melody of punishment is played at every murder scene.

This is the story of a criminal investigation expert who reduces dimensions and cracks crimes, and gets promoted in a new world.

Traveling through the world of cultivating immortals, I was just a weak fighting cock at the beginning and was awarded the title of [Weak Chicken].

[Weak Chicken] (1/10)

You are weak, very weak, a street on the side of the road that no one cares about, and your presence is reduced by 80%.

All opponents will look down on you, and in the early stages of the battle, they will only exert 30% of their strength at most.

【Stingy】（1/50）

You can choose to enter the iron rooster state, with your defense at full capacity and your body as hard as iron, so that no one can hurt you.

You have gained the ability to cultivate by swallowing metal, which can make your body stronger.

【The Heavenly Chicken cannot be leaked】（1/100）

You can hide your cultivation level, and no one can see through your true realm.

Your secrets have been blocked, and no one can predict or deduce your fate.

…

…

…

I thought I could stay in the Zhao Mansion and become a great demon.

Until one day, on the day of the Zhao family's young master's wedding, I was caught and brought to the wedding hall with the bride.

I suddenly got the title of "marry a chicken and follow the chicken".