[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Urban rebirth + business layout + financial investment + technology entrepreneurship + entertainment industry + the protagonist's IQ is online

Reborn in 2014, Ye Feng was rear-ended by the superstar Yang Mi, and earned his first pot of gold, embarking on the road to becoming a global capitalist!

This year:

Domestic mobile phones had a difficult start; the food delivery industry was in turmoil;

The ride-hailing market is rife with smoke; short video giants are mired in a copyright crisis;

This year:

Tesla had just entered China; Pinxixi hadn’t been established yet;

No one mentioned shared bikes; WhatsApp was not acquired;

This year:

Lithium mining giants are all suffering losses; the four Al tigers are on the verge of bankruptcy;

Freescale and Broadcom chips are looking for buyers;

The crude oil futures market experienced an epic plunge...

Ye Feng shouted: It's such an exciting time, a golden age for the reborn!

Whatever I like is either acquired or intercepted, and there is no way they can escape!

Bitcoin skyrocketed 80 times in a year? Child’s play!

Wouldn’t it be great if you could create a new currency yourself and make tens of thousands of dollars from just a few cents?

Build a trading platform and make a profit regardless of the market conditions. Isn’t it good to make money without doing anything?

Now that the capital giants have collapsed, it’s not too much to form a singing and dancing troupe and enjoy some fun, right?

This is a world where spiritual energy is revived and martial arts are flourishing;

This is a parallel world where the Earth is seemingly real but not real, and everything is so different;

This is a world of high martial arts, where the strong can shatter stars and step on the moon, while the weak can only become ants;

"Ding, the host has been detected to meet the binding conditions, and the system has started binding."

"10"

"9"

......

“0”

"System binding successful"

This story is purely fictional and any similarity is purely coincidental.

Zhou Chen traveled through time and space to become an outer sect disciple of the Wenxian Sect. He was once the outer sect's number one genius, but before entering the inner sect, he encountered a challenge from the Son of Destiny and failed. He suffered humiliation and his Taoism heart was completely destroyed. From then on, his cultivation stagnated and he became the sect's biggest joke.

At this time, Zhou Chen, who traveled through time, suddenly found that he had awakened the golden finger, which allowed him to check everyone's recent opportunities. What? Plundering other people's opportunities, the system will return you ten thousand times?

Are you a child of destiny? About to obtain a ground-level technique? Pack it up and take it away! System: Return the emperor-level technique ten thousand times!

Are you the reincarnation of a powerful being? Will you soon refine the spiritual essence of heaven and earth? Pack it up and take it away! System: Return the spiritual essence of heaven and earth ten thousand times!

Are you the future Emperor? About to obtain a sacred spiritual weapon? Pack it up and take it away! System: Return the innate imperial weapon ten thousand times over!

Are you the Saint of the Ancient Clan? Will you be rescued by the protagonist soon? Will you tame the Golden Emperor's Heavenly Flame and pledge your love to him? Take it all away! System: Return the complete Empress's bloodline + the Golden Emperor's Supreme Flame ten thousand times over!

[Cultivation of Immortality] [Reincarnation] [Mortal Flow + Fighting with Wisdom + Planning, See how Old Silver Coin cultivates immortality through reincarnation!]

Don't fight for the youth of one lifetime, but fight for the day and night of a hundred generations.

My name is Cheng Liangan. I have transcended the mortal world in three lives, entered the Taoist path in nine lives, and will become an immortal in a hundred lives.

A hundred generations of life, one life.

Traveling through the world of immortal cultivation, Xuantian's Hundred Reincarnation Mirror gave Cheng Liangan the capital to participate in the struggle for immortality. Each life will inherit the memories and legacy of the previous life.

He decisively castrated himself and entered the mortal palace to plan for spiritual roots; he practiced evil ways to accumulate cultivation like an unhuman; he finally entered the legitimate immortal sect; he avenged his hatred in the next life; he entered the game alone and died, which led to a war; he did not hesitate to stir up trouble and seize resources in the cracks of the situation.

The spiritual beasts around him became a wonder in the world of immortal cultivation, and the female cultivator who had a relationship with him in the past became the empress of the immortal dynasty.

When the secret realm appeared and attracted many heroes to fight for it, he gently stroked the formation and restriction: "This is the bait planted three hundred years ago."

When the Emperor of the Immortal Dynasty was enraged and sent down divine punishment, he raised his head and roared to the heavens from the execution platform: "Whoever cuts off my head will have his entire clan slaughtered!"

From a self-castrated eunuch to a giant in the Falling Star Sea, from a discarded pawn of the Demonic Path to the ancestor of the Immortal Sect. In this life, the Bu family plays a hidden chess piece, and in the next, it triggers a dynasty change. After a hundred reincarnations, the final piece is finally placed in the eternal chess game.

"All the immortals and Buddhas in the heavens!" He laughed long and hard while stepping on the nine-fold thunder tribulation. "I have endured ninety-nine lifetimes of calamity and death. Today I will ascend the ladder to heaven and attain immortality. Who dares to stand in my way?"

Yan Chuan, originally a Foundation Establishment cultivator in the Immortal Cultivation World, was reborn into a low-martial world where martial arts reigned supreme after his death. He became a good-for-nothing gambler despised by everyone.

Here, martial artists who could punch through mountains and rocks, or cleave rivers with their swords, were considered peerless masters. Here, secret divine martial arts manuals incited bloody feuds, and the title of Grandmaster could command the world.

However:

"You guys practice martial arts, I cultivate immortality."

"Your ten years of arduous training don't even compare to my one night of Foundation Establishment."

"The 'peerless divine weapons' you're fighting over are just scraps from the magical artifacts I messed up during refining..."

When a martial arts genius proudly challenged him, Yan Chuan simply flicked a finger, and sword qi streaked three thousand miles! When a reclusive Martial Saint emerged to suppress him, Yan Chuan merely smiled, and heavenly tribulation lightning washed over the human world!

When three billion people around the world traveled through time and space to become wild gods.

There are no gods or immortals in this world. Demons and evil spirits are everywhere, and evil people are accomplices of evil.

How can three billion wild gods develop believers, cultivate godly beings, exorcise evil spirits, and ascend to the throne of the Emperor of Heaven?

You are marching forward fearlessly to kill billions of demons and evil spirits in order to forge your path to becoming the invincible Heavenly Emperor.

Or do you want to survive for millions or tens of millions of years to become the most powerful Celestial Emperor?

……

Li Yue discovered that among all the wild gods, only the offerings he received could be amplified a hundredfold.

[The believer offered you a plant of 'Strengthening Grass', and you received a plant of 'Dragon Blood Flame Grass'. ]

[The believer offered you a 'Fiery Crow Corpse', and you received a 'Sun Golden Crow Corpse'. ]

[The believer offered you a 'Saint's Weapon', and you received a 'Ultimate Emperor's Weapon'. 】

[The believer sacrificed a 'Three-times Empress' to you, and you obtained a 'Goddess of the Underworld'. ]

"I'll just say it straight."

"From now on, I am the Emperor of Heaven, holding all authority over the heavens and myriad worlds. Who is for and who is against?"

Li Yue sat in the depths of heaven, with the vast underworld beneath his feet, looking at the heavens and the human world with indifference.

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[Mortal-level, no system, traditional Xianxia, ​​decisive and ruthless, single female lead, fast updates.] Cowherd Zhao Wuji dreams of a full meal, his bigger dream being meat... One day, while herding cattle, a man falls from the sky. Before dying, a mysterious tripod is hidden in his palm! That same day, an entire village is inexplicably crushed and razed to the ground! He must survive, he seeks revenge, and by chance, he embarks on the long journey of cultivating immortality. With his mortal qualities, he studies hard, practices madly, and takes countless risks. In a world of intrigue and deception, he is decisive and ruthless, defying the will of heaven. The mysterious tripod in his palm becomes his greatest secret...

Due to an accident, He Xiuyuan ends up in a world of cultivation. But here, immortals remain hidden from the world, and cultivators are lofty and elusive, vanishing without a trace.

In his pursuit of immortal traces and his quest for the Dao, He Xiuyuan encounters all manner of spirits, monsters, and ghosts—each begging him for a touch of enlightenment.

As time passes, and He Xiuyuan looks back, he realizes—he was the immortal all along.