(The protagonist had no Dao companion and had always relied on mooching off senior brothers, sect elders, and others.) It was said that the female disciples of the Yin-Yang Sect changed Dao companions more frequently than they changed clothes. Attracted by this reputation, Li Chuan spent his entire savings to join the sect, only to discover that things weren’t as he’d imagined.

Nearly a year after entering the sect, he still hadn’t secured a single Dao companion.

Just as he began to suspect he’d been scammed, a peerlessly beautiful senior sister approached him and asked if he wanted to “form an immortal bond.” Those outside the cultivation world might not understand what “forming an immortal bond” meant. To put it plainly: long-term relationships were called Dao companions, while short-term flings were termed “immortal bonds.”

From that moment on, Li Chuan uncovered the correct method to interact with the fairies of the Yin-Yang Sect. As long as he had enough spirit stones, he could form connections with senior sisters, martial aunts, or even his master’s Dao companions—no one was beyond reach.

The world is changing, the game has become a reality, and the era of universal job change has begun!

Lin Ye awakens the SSS-level talent "Empty Hands" at the beginning, which allows him to steal everything!!!

Lin Ye, who was at level 1, looked at the incomparably beautiful angel in front of him and decisively activated his talent to steal the gods!

From then on, he embarked on a path of no return!

Equipment, skills, talents, levels, authority, health...

Steal, steal, steal everything!!

…

Abyss Lord: "Where's my health bar? My health bar is gone???"

A certain protagonist: "Where's my fucking SSS-level talent?"

Angel Queen: "Hmm? My heart... seems to have been stolen too..."

My cells have their own minds. Each one wants to devour the sun and become the sun. Praise the sun! - [My entire body has absorbed enough stellar energy. Please choose your evolutionary direction.] [① Cell Evolution] [② Organ Evolution] [③ Extraordinary Abilities] - [Organ Evolution] [① Muscles: ...evolve to activate 'Steel Body'] [② Skeletons: ...evolve to activate 'Immortal Bones'] [③ Brain: ...evolve to activate 'Supercomputing Core'] [④ Heart: ...evolve to activate 'Nuclear Furnace'] [⑤ Liver: ...evolve to activate 'Life Crystal'] [⑥ Lungs: ...evolve to activate 'Atomic Breath'] [...] - [Extraordinary Abilities] [Extraordinary: Thermal Vision, Telekinesis, X-ray Vision, Enchanting Eyes, Fire Control, Water Control, Wind Control, Lightning Control...] ​​[Extraordinary: Bio-Force Field, Telepathy, Precognitive Eye...]

I accidentally traveled to Indian mythology and became Garuda in an egg. Before I was born, I was implicated by my mother and became a slave of the snake clan. Fortunately, Garuda obtained the Avatar of the World [Curse Reversal], which can reverse the curse into a blessing. I cursed [you will have no place to live], and the curse was reversed [you can go wherever you want]. I cursed [you will be devoured by poisonous fire and die], and the curse was reversed [you will be reborn from the ashes]. In these curses, the angry Garuda broke free from his slavery, broke free from the caste with more followers, and founded a new dharma. In the future, Garuda couldn't help but sigh. "This curse is great!"

The game merges reality, and monsters are rampant on the blue planet.

Fortunately, everyone can awaken a profession.

On the day of the ceremony, Qin Yu accidentally connected to the underworld.

[Due to the influence of the underworld's aura, the host's skill of summoning water elements has transformed into - summoning the underworld night wanderer]

[Due to the influence of the underworld, the host's skill of summoning the Sky Knight has transformed into summoning the Black and White Impermanence]

[Due to the influence of the underworld, the host's skill, Flame Armor, has transformed into Rashomon Protection Field]

.....

Various creatures from the underworld were summoned to carry out dimensionality reduction attacks.

Qin Yu also kept changing jobs, and his status in the underworld became higher and higher.

Several years later, a large number of monsters invaded the forbidden area of ​​the abyss.

Above the clouds.

Qin Yu, dressed in black, flipped his hand and took out the Book of Life and Death.

"If you dare to disturb this Lord Yan, I will erase ten thousand years of your lifespan."

[Easygoing Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Daily Life + Nonsensical Humor + Invincible Abilities + Non-Traditional Wish-Fulfillment + Important Supporting Characters, Don't Enter If You Dislike, Don't Flame If You Enter By Mistake]

Lin Tian's mobile phone mutated. Every week, he can experience a mutated version of a mobile APP.

Effects after various apps mutate:

Navigation App 'Baide Maps': Search for ownerless treasures, track rare hidden artifacts.

Fitness App 'HEEP': Train various ancient body refinement secret methods, learn lost martial arts divine techniques.

Travel App 'Flying Cow': Check-in at tourist spots, awaken special abilities, obtain thousand-year-old exotic fruits!

Communication App 'Q Messenger': Contact myriad realms, chat idly in groups to receive red envelopes.

Reading App 'Tomato Novels': Enter novel worlds, challenge plot missions, win big prizes!

Additionally, there's the video app 'Douyin', the game app 'King's Battlefield', the recruitment app 'BOSS Direct Hire'.........

"They say the rich rely on technology, the poor rely on mutation."

"Suppose, I mean just suppose, my tech product, my phone, mutated... then what would I be?"

His roommate thought for a moment and replied: "A poor wife."

Lin Tian: ".....I fucking mutated, I didn't change gender!"

Lin Tian: "Besides, you don't actually think puns are funny, do you?"

This is the story of a 'lying flat' university student who does nothing all day, but occasionally steps up to save the world when he feels like it.

In the first year of martial arts, cracks appeared in the sky and the earth, and terrifying beasts invaded the world.

One hundred years after the rise of martial arts, human warriors competed with strange beasts.

After 200 years of martial arts, the human race has declined, and their living space has been constantly snatched away by strange beasts.

After three hundred years of martial arts, Lu Sheng traveled through time and space, and he could log in to the future ten thousand years later in his dream - "The basic body refining technique ten thousand years later has been revised more than ten thousand times, and the effect is now...