Hello, I am Jiang Li, the 37th-ranked sword cultivator of the Hidden Sword Peak. Due to recent financial constraints in my life, I have decided to write this script. By purchasing a copy, I, the esteemed sword cultivator, will teach you how to successfully charm those beautiful senior and junior sisters within a year. I will guide you on making the Iceberg Sword Immortal both love and hate me, and I will reveal the secrets to having the Grand Celestial Sect’s sect master treat me as their precious heart.

I am Jiang Li, a shameless sword cultivator.

[Beng 2 to Feng 3? ] [Fun] [No swordsmanship] [Daily] [Battle? ] [Letting myself go the whole time] [Hahahaha, I'm not crazy, I don't need to take medicine! ]

The flaming spear boiled in my hand.

The fiery red cloak warms my soul.

The beating of my heart makes the world listen to my whisper.

The tragic story will be rewritten from this moment on.

Kiana looked at her elder sister in front of the door curiously: "Sister, why are you wearing a bed sheet and holding a branch? Aren't you cold in the snow?"

(The first chapter completes the time loop, the second volume is about the main story, and the third chapter is about daily life.)

I traveled through time and bound myself to a… I have quite a lot of brothers, but I’m really not a social person’s system.

Yes, that’s right, I am a villain, and a villain with multiple identities.

The villains in this world may all be dead, so I am the villain!

The system asked me to make more sworn brothers. The more sworn brothers I had, the further I could go on the road to fighting against the protagonist.

All right, let’s fight… Real or fake daughter, overbearing CEO? It’s just a joke!

A sudden thought...why don't we become sworn brothers with the protagonist?

The Immortal Emperor is reborn? I think you lack a sworn brother.

The God of War is back? I think you're missing a sworn brother.

……

The Supreme Bone was dug up at the beginning? I think you are in need of a brother!

Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west... No, I feel like I'm missing a sworn brother.

Become sworn brothers along the way, lie down along the way... Um, system, what's wrong with my bug?

system:"……"

You are awesome!

[Daily Life] + [Relaxed and Funny] + [Funny Male Lead] [This book is more about daily life from the perspective of a cultivator traveling to the modern world, not a brainless pretentious face-slapping type]

Shen Yan is a lazy dog ​​in the world of immortal cultivation. While other cultivators are still struggling in the cycle of "working hard to cultivate---become famous---being beaten to death", he has already given up his efforts. However, his talent is too strong, and he accidentally became an immortal emperor, and was inexplicably appointed as the head of the sect. In the end, with unremitting efforts, he finally died of busyness as the head of the sect.

With the resentment of the 996 work schedule in the world of immortal cultivation, Shen Yan reincarnated and came to his own wedding.

What, you said that my fiancée ran away with someone at the engagement banquet?

How can I, a great immortal emperor, marry into the family and suffer this kind of bird's rage? It's better not to get married!

Ah?

The Xiao family has assets of hundreds of billions, and luxury cars and villas are lined up? Then again, there's nothing wrong with being a gigolo. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. I'm not attracted to the Xiao family's money. I just like to be a son-in-law.

Game designer Lin Xuan accidentally inherited the godhood of a dying god.

Looking at his own fading divine power, in order to survive, Lin Xuan had no choice but to do his old job and transform the interior of the kingdom of God into games.

When the games of this era were still in their infancy, Lin Xuan's kingdom of God suddenly shocked the entire universe.

Because in the kingdom of the Lord of Joy,

they can kill the Cinder King with ashes, and they can also fight against the immortals in front of the Heavenly Palace.

They have fought against lions under the golden tree, and they can also drink with friends in Night City.

They are the vanguards of hundreds of battles on the battlefields of artillery fire, and they have also become diligent farmers in the pastoral town.

At first, it was just a few ordinary shallow believers who went to his place to play games.

Later, even the priests got used to playing a few rounds after work.

In the end, the sons and daughters of the main god all converted their beliefs and joined the God of Joy.

Lin Xuan: Actually... I'm just a game maker, do you believe it?

Gods: Shut up! You damn evil god! Update the new DLC quickly!

Bai Yu traveled to the pokemon world and inherited the gym left by an old man in Hezhong.

Faced with the reputation of being the weakest gym, Bai Yu integrated all the tactics used in his previous life into it.

"Xiao Mao? Your pokemons are strong, but my nails are stronger!"

"..."

"Mr. Bai Yu, many people think that fighting makes people happy, but fighting with you will only feel painful. I wonder what you think..."

"No! I think everyone is very happy."

"Isn't this what pokemon battles are like?"

"I am the Herrscher of Dominance, The Herrscher of Legion."

"There are thousands of me."

"Thousands of me who can think in sync yet independently."

"Thousands of me who can infinitely revive."

"Isn't this clearly a BUG-level learning and growth system!?"

"...Wait, let me emphasize that it's a learning and growth system, not a clone dating system!"

"What do you mean I'm a Bride!?"

"I never even thought about anything weird like a harem! I'm serious! So, you weird women, stay away from me!!!"

"Did you know? The whole world is actually a game, and I’m the most powerful Evil God in it. Taking on all Twelve Main Gods solo is a piece of cake."

"Wow, that’s amazing! So… why were you sealed away?"

"Because I transmigrated just as the fight was about to begin! I didn't have my keyboard! But it's okay, help me break the seal, and you can be the Main God."

"Mm-hmm, okay!"

The saintess nodded along as she wrote in her diary:

[As long as I never break the seal… Mr. Evil God will be mine forever (crossed out)]

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Alternate title:

"Transmigrated as an Evil God and Sealed by the Gods, Only to Be Summoned by the Saintess of the Divine Court?"

Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.

Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.

Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.

The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.

The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.

On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.

The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.

Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.

Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.

Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.

Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.

> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”

Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”

> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?

Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”

> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”

Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:

> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”

Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:

> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”

Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:

> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”

Xiao Yunfei: “??????”

I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?

You really are a woman in mourning, huh!

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Tags: Light-hearted

Main Character POV

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One-sentence summary:

Took home a Princess Royal by accident.

"If you ever get hurt, you can always come to me. I'll heal you... unconditionally~"

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