(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)

(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)

When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.

Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"

Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.

Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.

Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.

Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.

Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."

From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.

It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.

(Change to single, one soul multiple bodies, vest flow)

One second, he was a hapless idiot, always getting the guaranteed bonus. The next second, he got seven cats in a ten-draw draw! In that moment of ecstasy, he was—happy! (In a physical sense)

So he traveled to another world and obtained a card drawing system similar to that of Xiaomi.

Then, in this world where superpowers and technology are heavily shackled, many legendary figures appeared.

Sefaria

The nightmare hanging high above all bounties, the very name that strikes fear into the hearts of the wealthy in the Cloud District.

If a coin with a sinister grin and cat ears appears quietly beside you...

Congratulations! At this moment, your wealth, cutting-edge protection, supernatural guardianship, and the astronomical figures shining in your account have all turned into a cold number, "0", after her silent visit.

This is the worst nightmare of wealth.

Sam

The living legend of the Mercenary Association, whose true appearance remains a mystery.

When the iconic silver-white armor appears, it heralds an efficient end.

When he accepted the commission, the blazing light became an invitation to death - no matter how difficult or dangerous the task was, it would all turn to dust in the trace of light that burned everything.

Wind Sumire

A pink-haired girl with twin ponytails and an unknown color beast, her whereabouts are mysterious.

She is a miracle lingering on the brink of death, and her medical skills are coveted by the most advanced "Creation Technology".

If you can meet her when you are on the verge of death, it would be a blessing that death has failed to fulfill its promise.

But do not attempt to meddle with this power—

Those who had extended their greedy or violent hands towards her had long since turned into silent dust... a warning to future generations.

"The Imperial Doctor who created the Grammer Riders! The Gentle Bishop of the Church of Ariello's Destiny!"

"The mastermind behind Operation Extermination of Luo! The chief architect of Izumo's sword-forging project!"

"The mysterious #* seat of the Genius Club! The sixth member of the Five Insights of the Clouds!"

"The robin's close agent, Evgeny! The bountiful messenger who converses with the apothecary!"

... ...

The storyteller's impassioned narration at the Luofu Never-Sleeping Marquis recounts the illustrious achievements of the stars throughout the universe!

Meanwhile, Mingyue, who was bound to the 'life simulator' she created before her transmigration, has just started her first simulation under the blessing of the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow.

But just as he started the simulation, a live stream containing all the extraordinary beings in the Honkai Universe suddenly appeared in their eyes...!

(White Evil + Collapse series + Parallel world + No heroine + Semi-invincible + Healthy and sunny, positive)

Millions of reincarnations and millions of reincarnations of anger allowed Bai'er to break through the data system, and in the end he only scratched Nanook.

Burning himself and burning with anger, Bai'er should have died but woke up in a strange place. He found that he was no longer a false data body, but a data life that was infinitely close to life, but no longer bound by Omphalos, which meant that he could take revenge on the real Nanook.

But he felt that there were only 12 fire seeds left in his body, but he could feel that these 12 fire seeds were different from the fire seeds he knew.

But even so, it is not enough for him to take revenge on Nanook, so he needs to go to those strange yet familiar worlds to gain enough power for revenge.

But.

Alicia: Wow, two saviors, one doing barbecue and the other making iced drinks, perfect♪

Kevin: ...

Bai'e: ...

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Bai'e:…………

Bai'e (Cat Version): Meow?

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Bai'e:…………

Bai'e (female version): Hey, buddy, you and I look alike. Could we be long-lost siblings?

Ten Thousand Enemies (Female Version): HKS!

[Collapse Star Railway] + [Fire Walker] + [Brother Huo's Madness] + [Cold on the Outside, Black on the Inside] + [Persecution of Old Yang]

“If the journey of chasing fire is a journey of constant loss, then pioneering is a journey of constant gain!”

"And faced with fate, every Bai'er made the same choice."

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Bai'e, who has the same name as the savior, cosplays as the Fire Thief and accidentally travels through time.

The system panel just happened to awaken, and I thought it was about to take off.

Who knew that he would resonate with Bai'e of Bengtie, and not only inherit all the abilities of the Fire Thief, but also the memory of 30 million reincarnations.

Thus, a new Bai'e was born.

He is neither a time traveler nor Bai'e of Bengtie.

He only knew that he had a duty to perform - to bring destruction to Nanook.

So he boarded the Starry Sky Train.

The Black Tower Space Station was blessed by Aha and became the Masked Fool, gaining the ability to [Turning the Virtual into the Real] and reshape the Golden Race.

Luofu Fairy Boat seeks revenge on the Great Lord of Extinction, gains Lan's attention, and carries the fate of hunting.

Pinocchio successfully broke the impasse single-handedly, and with his thirty million reincarnations, he successfully attracted Shipe's attention.

Finally, there is Omphalos...

"This time, we must change the ending, fulfill everyone's wishes, and bring 'tomorrow' to Omphalos!"

[Movie Viewing][Alternate Dimension][Pathfinder's Dome][Mainly Honkai Impact 3rd world, secondary Honkai Impact 3rd world, Genshin Impact world secondarily. May also include viewing times for Territory Zero and other times]

In different worlds or even different times and spaces, the sky was suddenly torn apart by a beam of light, projecting a celestial canopy that could not be observed by any means other than the naked eye.

Bai Heng: "How come that cold-faced little azure dragon Dan Heng looks so much like our Dragon Lord Dan Feng? But he doesn't have dragon horns or pointed ears, so he definitely isn't our Dragon Lord's reincarnation. Yes, that's right!"

Danfeng: "..."

Bai Heng: "Is that Ying Xing? He's actually quite handsome with his white hair. Don't dye it green just to hide how old he looks..."

Yingxing: "..."

Falken: "The new navigators of the Star Train look quite young. Although there aren't many of them, they are full of extraordinary energy!"

Mikhail: "Yes, I really want to get to know these younger generations through the celestial canopy."

Igor: "I never imagined that the Yalilo VI, which was first invaded by the antimatter legion and then frozen by the star core, could still be saved by the Star Train."

Akivili: "To see the Star Train still traveling through the universe after my own fall... that's really surprising."

(Note: Statements made by the same person may come from different times and places. Due to the scarcity and complexity of official information, the portrayal of people in the past may not be entirely accurate. We hope you understand.)

(Suggestion: Don't let a book die out before you start updating it. Aside from the fact that if a book dies out, there's nothing left to read, a high reader engagement will motivate the author to add more chapters or even release more frequently. Conversely, a low engagement might lead to fewer chapters or even a hiatus.)

Lin Guang traveled to the world of the Star Dome Railway. Obtained the god-level mobile game development system and successfully developed the mobile game! When Kafka, a star core hunter with a reward of 10.899 billion yuan, appeared in the UP pool, everyone was shocked! “I'll go, brothers, my wallet is in my own krypton gold! ”"Now I can't even rush if I don't want to!" ”When Yin Yuejun in the song of the water dragon pointed to the sea!" “Hurry, hurry! When will you drink Yuejun Pond! " "Tear-the Sea of Hearts-Liberation~~~" When the Doctor of Truth is given away for free in the current program. “Foster father! Is it true, foster father! ”And when Pinocchio came, the tassel was pierced to cool his heart. The plot is broken at this moment