He traveled through time and space and became Namikaze Raimon, the elder brother of Minato Namikaze. He was resurrected by Orochimaru during the Chunin Exam. The man who made the ninja world's anus tighten has returned to the eyes of the world!
Ohnoki: This guy kicked my kidney!
Edo Tensei Tobirama: I withstood a blow from the Steel Gate Ripper! Don’t you think I’m awesome?
Namikaze Kaminarimon: It's normal to feel dizzy and it's normal to have a sore butt. Take a deep breath and relax!
Namikaze Raimon's ninjutsu is a bit unorthodox. He makes the wind and thunder attribute Rasengan into the shape of a drill, and specifically hits the anus. He also knows Flying Thunder God, which is impossible to block or escape.
The earth escape technique can cause kidney stones in your body, and even urine can kill you!
(This book has no system, slow to start, and only has a female protagonist. Let's see how Minato becomes the strongest in the ninja world step by step!)
"Hokage-sama, Hokage-sama, may I ask how you became so strong?"
Minato thought for a moment and said, "It all started when I fell off a cliff when I was five years old. I was climbing to train, but I ran out of energy and fell off a cliff, and that's when I learned some magical skills."
"Ah? It's that simple?"
"Of course not, this is just the beginning of my legendary life!"
In the 58th year of Konoha.
When Kitagawa Gen sent his two teammates to the hospital and became Kakashi's first-generation apprentice, he finally got the novice gift pack that he had been waiting for 13 years.
But when he saw the contents of his gift pack, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought -
[Reward: Otsutsuki clan bloodline (blank)]
[Please develop it properly]
Since then, the already chaotic ninja world has become even more chaotic...
[Naruto, city, daily life, live broadcast, spoof, cool article, no conspiracy theory, not pure live broadcast,]
Qiu Li is a social phobic, but when Tongzi, who grew up with him, asks him to help with a live broadcast task...
He agreed. After all, he only needed to broadcast for one to three hours a month, watch short videos, and listen to novels, and the time would pass quickly.
On the first day of the show, everyone in the Ninja World, the Pure Land, and the Moon felt the deep malice from the Creator's World.
What is it like to play their memes in front of them?
Live broadcast content?
When everyone in the ninja world saw the modern short video that was too embarrassing to watch on the screen.
Kaguya scratched the moon's surface with her toes.
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When everyone saw the spoof photoshopped picture of Ninja Shura wearing women's clothing.
Many people believed it to be true.
Ban's scalp felt tingling.
Konan: That masked man has been lying to us. He is not the real Uchiha Madara at all.
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When everyone saw Kakashi give Naruto a Thousand Years of Death.
Four generations of couples...
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After the first live broadcast, little Naruto, who was hated and rejected by the villagers yesterday, was surprised to find that he actually had many fans in the ninja world.
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Uchiha Itachi also guessed the outcome of the future coup from the live broadcast, and he tried to make changes.
Fortunately, the result did not disappoint him.
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Naruto's spoof videos and pictures, Naruto's fan fiction with full star reviews, Naruto's childhood, Madara vs Hashirama, the fourth generation vs the masked man, Naruto vs Toneri, Naruto and Sasuke vs Momoshiki, Death Gate Kaihuang, Sasuke and Peanut's famous scenes, Naruto and Sasuke vs Isshiki...
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PS: This is not a live broadcast article!!!
Transmigrating to the ninja world, I awaken a strategy and development system, but as my strength grows, why does it feel increasingly chilly behind my back?
"You're saying I'm special, right?"
"Senior, you gave me hope to live. I will never let you leave again."
"Chenye-kun, let's leave Konoha and go back to the life we had back then, okay?"
Chen Ye: Speak properly, put the knife down first...
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[Harem] [Battleground] [Daily Life] [Development] [Level Up]
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"Unify the Ninja World," "Chat Group," "Multiverse," "Decisive and Ruthless," "Kushina," "Invincible"
Yu Cheng transmigrated into the body of the young patriarch of the Whirlpool Clan. Faced with the impending extermination of his clan, he dared not stop for a moment!
Fortunately, his three adopted sons were transported to the worlds of One Piece, Demon Slayer, and Martial Soul, respectively.
And so—
"Old Cheng! Is the Dark-Dark Fruit any good? Hehe... I want to use the Impure World Reincarnation~"
"Come here! Old Cheng, I'm now an Imperial Beast. Which soul beast do you want as your summoning beast? I'll teleport you there!"
"Uchiha Madara wants to fight you? And the Otsutsuki want to join the fray?! Fine, let's fight!! Behold my Sun Breathing!!!"
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Several years later.
Uzumaki Yu Cheng transformed into the Demon King, wielding the Supreme Great Sword, stepping on the Black Dragon Emperor, his Rinnegan lowered, looking down at the dying Allied Shinobi Forces.
"From this day forward, the ninja world will be unified. And I... will stand high in the heavens, becoming an immortal god!"
(A truly satisfying power-fantasy novel, lighthearted and completely stress-free, with the only female lead being Tsunade.) Reborn into the world of Naruto, the protagonist embarks on his journey. He is determined to erase all regrets. So, he set a small personal goal for himself first—win over Tsunade!
Asakawa Kaede Night
[The traveler's golden finger easily and daily multi-heroine reincarnation eye]
A few years after graduating from Ninja School
Black Zetsu came to Konoha to investigate and prepare for Pain's invasion of Konoha
But when he detected a familiar breath
The whole person was stunned in place, looking at the familiar and kind figure in the distance
"Mom? No, it's fake, it's impossible! It must be an illusion!"
When he came in front of him, Black Zetsu burst into tears.
After some inquiries, Black Zetsu learned that he had a new father!
My friends were shocked. That brat Asakawa Kaede turned out to be my father!
Asakawa Fengye touched Hei Zetsu's head and said with a smile: "Son, continue to be your undercover agent!"
When he was in Konoha, he started out as Tsunade's childhood sweetheart. This start required him to change his fate.
The tragedies of World War II and World War III, and the decline of Konoha, all disappeared.
I want to hold Tsunade's hand and walk step by step to the top of the ninja world.
Uchiha Madara, Otsutsuki Kaguya, come if you can!
[No cheat code + no system + pure training + civilian style] He traveled to the Konoha Village in the Naruto world and became a commoner orphan. See how he survives in the ninja world with his common body...