"Excuse me, Professor Snape, why do they all call you a slave?"

"I didn't know. He said he could help me revive, so I joined him."

"Then why are you, Principal Deng..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not the principal anymore."

"Then Mr. Fu, could you briefly describe the reasons for your failure?"

The old man without a nose took a deep puff of cigarette and said

"I still remember that day when we happily gathered a group of people to surround Hogwarts..."

"Then what?"

"Then we were surrounded. There was no way out. People were flying in the air, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. They were afraid we would escape."

"Can't you beat him?"

"Do you believe I can take on a thousand people?"

"Then why did it fail?"

“I can’t pick ten thousand…”

When facing the interview, Levi insisted that he did not engage in a group fight, but was just a normal duel between wizards.

I, Kimimaro, want to live for myself.

In this world of hackers, it’s not too much to have a system.

Orochimaru: How did he perfectly fuse his bloodline genes?

Karin: He's so handsome~

Hanabi: Onii-san, you are right.

Kurotsuchi: Don't call me shank!

Kimimaro: There are many female characters in the Naruto world who can be saved.

Kaguya: You are just my descendant.

Kimimaro: No, I surpassed you a long time ago.

The story begins after Kimimaro's death.

[Refreshing story + no heroine + foundation]

After waking up and traveling through a parallel time and space, Su Xiu was numb by the overwhelming number of abnormal people in the news.

Fortunately, he has his own golden finger. As long as he knows the relevant information about them, he can obtain a large number of popular science points and exchange them for various powers of the Chinese Alien Society. Moreover, after successfully containing them, he can extract related abilities.

then!

The Soviet revisionists embarked on the path of establishing the Chinese Dissident Association from scratch.

Nine-tailed fox.

Warhammer.

o5Parliament.

…

Gradually, they took shape under his command, and the Four Magi of the Apocalypse and the Supreme Divinity also appeared one by one.

certainly!

In the process of rebuilding the association, it is also necessary to collect anomalies.

Eh? Succubus, what are you doing here? It's not time to eat yet!

Wait, wait, at least put some clothes on first!

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Naruto YYDS.

【Time Travel】+【Anatomy】+【Scientific Research】+【Anti-Routine】+【Behind the Scenes】

Medical student Bai Zhu died suddenly after staying up late, his spirit traveling to Konoha's morgue, where he became a Genin who handled post-war corpses. Accidentally activating his gift of "Dissection is Understanding," he was able to extract ninjutsu, bloodline inheritance, and even soul memories simply by dissecting ninja corpses! When ninjutsu became measurable parameters and bloodline limits became editable genetic sequences, the entire ninja world suddenly changed!

"Orochimaru, your Snake Shedding Technique data is outdated. This is my 'Programmed Cell Death Intervention Plan'."

"Uchiha Itachi, forget about love and peace. Could you please tell me about the report on the correlation between Mangekyō pupil power and optic nerve degeneration?"

"Princess Kaguya? Excuse me, but under my scalpel, all beings are equal!"

Bai Shu's goal is simple: to establish the most comprehensive "Human Body Database" in the ninja world, to deconstruct chakra with a scalpel, and to crush all theories of bloodline and fatalism with the iron fist of science! I, Bai Shu, Konoha's undertaker, will bring a top-down technological revolution to the ninja world!

Even though he has awakened the "Wish Magic", Noah can only fulfill the wishes of others.

[Natsu wants to eat meat, the reward is fire resistance]

Xiaoyu wants some pocket money to buy a Super Moose plush. The reward is the Shadow Queen's blessing.

[Lonely Yugi Muto wants to make friends, the reward is the trap card "Holy Shield"]

[Navy hero Garp hopes to gain excellent parenting experience, and the reward is Armament Haki]

Great White Shark Tiandao hopes to have a long-term supply of good tea to practice Tianwu Tea Ceremony. The reward is the gradual awakening of magnetic field power.

[Matou Sakura prays for salvation, and the reward is a piece of evil black mud]

………

After responding to other people's wishes countless times through the "Wish Magic", Noah suddenly realized that he was standing on top of the world.

And all of this started from that bustling magic guild.

My name is Morn, I am in Fairy Tail, and I am good at [Celestial Magic] and [Clothing Magic].

Morn: My Celestial Magic is: [Pegasus Meteor Fist]!

Lucy (furious): That is not [Celestial Magic] at all!

Celestial King (serious): I think Lucy is right.

Morn: My Clothing Magic is: [Sagittarius Gold Cloth]!

Erza (furious): That is not [Clothing Magic] at all!

Armor Shop Owner (serious): I think Erza is right.

Morn (confused): Isn't Pegasus a Celestial? Isn't changing into a Gold Cloth just a clothing change?

I punched away Magician Dream and crushed the Big Black Dragon with two punches. Do you understand the value of "Burn! My little universe!"?

Traveling through the world of Teyvat, Su Han obtains the Wanjie Comics System. As long as he sells comics, he can get rewards...

Su Han: Ahem... Girl, I swear to God, I am just a comic seller...

Yae Shenzi: I don't care, you should update Fox Spirit Matchmaker soon! ! Also, save our Inazuma...

Qin: Excuse me, is there really a treasure in this world? I want to be the King of Daimo! ! ! Save Mondstadt and Fire and Water

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Su Han, do you want a wife? Please update Under One Person... I will give you a wife

Nasida: Woo woo woo... Comics are the only entertainment for entertainment, Boss Su, please update it soon...

Funina: Will I also protect my own knight? Mr. Su Han...

Yamanaka Maple Leaf, a social slave in her previous life, died suddenly from overwork and traveled to Naruto. Good news: Both parents are alive and have names. Bad news: In the world of Naruto, there is a Death God system. Yamanaka Maple Leaf: Why are all the system tasks about healing? This damn spiritual power, not even a drop of chakra left me without any ninjutsu, I can only be a veterinarian with spiritual power! Parents have been "traveling frogs" for years, leaving notes and shells and running away. Hatake Kakashi seeks advice on Taijutsu? Kurenai Yuhi's eyes are full of admiration? Asuma Sarutobi sees him as a rival? Uchiha Obito shouts "Hokage"? Tsunade: "Kid, I heard that you have a high talent for medicine, how about being my apprentice?" Maple Leaf: "Then I will reluctantly agree." Tsunade: "Kid,

[Decisive killing, BOSS flow, pure Naruto system, respect for character setting, single female protagonist]

Kyosuke traveled through the Warring States Period and became an ordinary member of the Uchiha clan.

At that time, Madara was still a teenager, the God of Ninja was still figuring out how to skip stones on the water, Black Zetsu was thinking about how to split the moon to save his mother, and Isshiki was hiding in the temple, eating vegetarian food and chanting Buddhist scriptures.

Young Kyosuke joined the battlefield, and fortunately he awakened the redemption system, using the points gained by killing enemies to exchange for various abilities.

Samsara Eye, item level SSS, requires 200,000 points to redeem.

Sacred tree seeds, item level SSS, require 200,000 points to redeem.

The Dao-seeking Jade, item level SSS, requires 200,000 points to redeem.

Yomi Hirasaka, item level SS, requires 100,000 points to redeem.

Uchiha Madara: Kyosuke, if you and I join forces, we can definitely destroy the Senju clan!

Hashirama Senju: My friend, let us fulfill our dream of establishing Konoha Village together!

Black Zetsu: Please help me save my mother!

Uzumaki Mito: You promised to marry me, do you want to go back on your word?

Kaguya Otsutsuki: Oh no, the clan’s law enforcement team is coming, Kyosuke, come with me to fight the enemy!

Isshiki Otsutsuki: Impossible, how could you know my unique eye technique?!

Uchiha Kyosuke: What's impossible? I'm even going to the moon!

The following is a real interview record:

"Professor Evans Kahn, what do you think of the rumors that you are the first generation Dark Lord and the confidant secretly cultivated by Headmaster Dumbledore?"

"That is pure slander!"

Evans stood at the Wizengamot's inauguration ceremony, his face indignant.

"Dark Lord? White Lord? These all sound too scary."

"If there must be a title, I actually prefer the word Beast King."

The next day, newspapers throughout the wizarding world published reports about the third generation Dark Lord changing his nickname.

"Wait, when did I admit that I was the Dark Lord?"