[Inventory] [The low score is due to the small number of words. Quality is guaranteed!] [Funny and lighthearted] [Moderate conspiracy theory] [Objective evaluation of the characters!]

The 64th year of Konoha.

The Chunin Exams are in full swing.

Suddenly,

A curtain of light appeared in the sky, and the Ninja World Live Broadcast Inventory System was activated!

[Uchiha Shisui: "Itachi, I'm entrusting the future of Uchiha to you. How are you protecting it?"]

[Uchiha Itachi: “…”]

[Uchiha Obito: "This ninja world does not deserve sympathy..."]

[Hatake Kakashi: "Obito, I never thought that you were still alive..."]

[Nohara Lin: "Obito, come back soon..."]

When the inventory comes to Boruto...

[Uzumaki Boruto: "Even so, I am still a ninja!"]

[Uzumaki Naruto (young man): "Son, good job!!!"]

[Uchiha Sasuke (young): "That's right, Boruto. Your father also walked step by step this way..."]

[Senju Hashirama: "That kid named Kawaki is too arrogant!!"]

[Uchiha Madara: "Humph, who said the era of ninjas is over? Kid, do you want to dance too?"]

At Hogwarts, who broke Snape's virginity?

In One Piece, why were Garp and Sengoku forced to dress as women?

Amidst the death, how did the bee escape from the airport?

Please look forward to the protagonist's crazy journey in various worlds!

The world is tentatively Harry Potter, Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, and One Punch Man

Heavens, Infinity, Travel, Dimension

The mischievous cat lurking group 104372825 has completed the book "Konoha's Potion Maniac" with a million words

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

Monkey D. Luffy: "I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King!"

Xie Wen: "You were beaten by my cat."

Roronoa Zoro: "I want to become the world's greatest swordsman!"

Xie Wen: "You were chopped by my cat."

Porusalino: "Speed is power. Have you ever been kicked by light?"

Xie Wen: "You were kicked by my cat."

This is the story of a time-traveler who has activated the small dungeon, and leads a group of Elu cats who have activated the sky-defying dungeon to travel (xing) in the mountains (feng) and play (zuo) in the water (lang) in the pirate world.

Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, and reborn as the flesh and blood of Grindelwald and Dumbledore, Black awakened the emotional treasure chest system!

You can get a treasure chest by making others' blood pressure soar!

So...

Black: "Review? You just learned the knowledge, you forgot it so quickly?"

Hermione (deep breath): "Hermione, you have to calm down!" "Ding! Silver treasure chest 1!"

Black: "What a handsome cat!" (Take out the cat toy!)

Professor McGonagall: "!!" "Ding! Gold treasure chest 1!"

Black: "Professor Snape, do you want to eat hot pot together? It's delicious!"

Snape: "This is my cauldron! How dare you! Hufflepuff will be deducted 50 points!" "Ding! Diamond treasure chest 1"

Black: "Professor, my last name is Grindelwald."

Dumbledore: "Huh? What did you say your last name is?" "Ding! Supreme treasure chest 1" Black

: Xiaotang, where is your nose?

Voldemort: Avada...

...

Black: "I'm just a little badger who wants to become stronger, what bad thoughts can I have?" (Spreading hands)

"Ding, the host is detected to be 30 years old, the system is about to start, do you confirm to start..."

......

"No no no no!!!!!!"

"The host's strong dislike is detected, the system enters the cooling down period, and the system can be unlocked by completing the tasks cumulatively. During the cooling down period, the host's age is punished to remain 30 years old..."

"???????"

In the second year of Konoha, Uchiha Madara, who was about to leave Konoha, was stopped by a curly-haired man. Uchiha Madara's face warmed up.

"Cousin, you don't have to persuade me, I'm determined to leave."

"My cousin, you are poor but rich, and there is nothing I can do to help you. Take these things with you, and don't wrong yourself when you go out."

Uchiha Gin stuffed a storage scroll into the other party and said goodbye with tears.

A few years later, Uchiha Madara, who had just captured the Nine-Tails, accidentally opened the scroll given by his cousin during his break. Looking at the piles of gold bricks and several ninja tools he had never seen before, he fell into deep thought.

This book is also known as "I Live Long in the Ninja World with a System Bug" and "A Centenarian Forced to Participate in the Fourth Ninja World War"

Qualified artist: "Drawing isn't as easy as you think!" Unqualified artist: "I agree, but I just want it to look like the real thing." Qualified artist: "Just look like the real thing?" After a moment's thought, the unqualified artist: "And then there's the matter of making it come true." "..." — Spirit is the pen, blood is the ink. Drawing can't be that difficult... I bet!

As a universal physical education teacher, Wang Ran feels that apart from his “bad” physical fitness, he is proficient in everything.

But when he suddenly crossed one day, he also included a standard system for the protagonist.

Wait, sect inheritance system? All the heavens and all gates are out of our sect! Am I the master of this session? So, I still want to be a teacher.

Wait, the first task is to collect a disciple with a talent above level A. Can you tell me where it is?

Oh, the end of the Second Ninja War?

No, Brother System, let’s discuss it, I think I’m too dangerous to do it! !

“Boom!!” Just as Wang Ran complained, an explosion sounded from a distance.